You met him at a Library. And it just might be, Gamzee actually cares about you. More than Sollux ever could. Plus, you don't have to clean the kitchen. Now, if only Sollux would let go. WARNING: Abusive relationship.

When all you wanted to do was message your motherfucking Flush-crush and move on with your life but, oh no, you had to like them even more. You had to somehow become partners in your next project. You had to kiss them. Yeah, now what are you going to do you idiot? Your name is Gamzee Makara and you have no idea why you didn't just leave Karkat alone *Highschool AU* sucky summary

In which Karkat Vantas is a surly ex-Marine who is absolutely for sure NOT a gray space alien, nor has he ever been a gray space alien at any point in his life ever, regardless of what this weirdo Sollux Captor claims when they meet in a bar one miserable Friday night. (i dont own this its owned by tumblr user jumpingjacktrash also known as jumpingjackflash on AO3. ok? ok great.)