Mrs. Alison Volturihide bio
 Hey guys! i hope you take the time to read my story, The Happenings: an Alice and Jasper love story, or take my 2 polls, which are on my page now so you can vote, vote, vote! peace out bros! - A Bro And Proud To Be |
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Twas the Night Before Christmas, Cullen Style by mandy52799 reviews
Carlisle perverts a Christmas classic. See what's going on in and around the Cullen house on Christmas Eve. This is just for shiggles. M for really dirty humor, smut, and mistreatment of forest creatures. Vampire/human. AU. CPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Love of Night by dawnofnight15 reviews
Different story same character. Madyme Volturi is to mate with her Gemella, Alec Volturi, for a month during her mating season. Watch as lust, love, jealousy, and humour alike enfold. Story better than summary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,725 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Alec
Carlisle, Bella, and the Cullen clan by meg5442 reviews
Bella meets Carlisle in the emergency room and falls in lust with him, Carlisle knows that Bella is his singer and his soulmate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,066 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Carlisle, Bella
Poor Carlisle by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
sequel to poor Charlie. the cullen's and Bella play truth or dare, and Carlisle is now the one that will have to endure there fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
What I want by loboscuro reviews
A Bella/Carlisle romance. Set just after the Cullens leave in New Moon, except in this story Carlisle stayed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,530 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
Dancing by WishingOnMyStar reviews
Series of SONG-FIC ONE-SHOTS based on times in Carlisle's and Esme's relationship. Plenty of Fluff for you Carlisle/Esme lovers! Please READ and REVIEW! From the author of "Rising Sun: The Carlisle Cullen Story".
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The Quick Pop Popcorn Popper! by Blood Red Vampress reviews
MadVampTV 2- Dr. Carlisle Cullen introduces the 'Quick Pop Popcorn Popper! Based on the MadTV skit! This one will make you cry...it's just that funny! :D R&R! Rated M for language and crude humor. One-shot, no sequel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Truth or Dare, Cullen style by Sk8rpunk2560 reviews
the Cullens and Bella not Carlisle and Esme play truth or dare. Please read.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Truth or Dare? Cullen Style by stop taking the good usernames reviews
When Carlisle and Esme are away, the rest of the Cullens and Bella will play...truth or dare? Rewritten...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009
Trouble With Carlisle and Esme by ChelseaLove reviews
Esme and Carlisle are in Paris for the weekend. The Cullen kids have some fun while there gone pulling pranks and playing games. Carlisle and Esme come home to a trashed house. The Cullen kids punishment is getting jobs. Oh no, the cullens dont DO jobs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare CULLEN STYLE by GeeGeeCullen16 reviews
The Younger Cullens play Truth or Dare while Esme and Carlisle are out : R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Spring Break at the Cullen House by xedwardxloverx reviews
It's Spring Break, and Carlisle and Esme have left the state. What does Alice have in store for everyone? There's a reason it's rated T--now rated M for chapters 3 and on. STORY NOW FINISHED! ;D JxA EmxR ExB fluff and lemons--slight OOC in that respect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,945 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Carlisle Cullen by Cullen ACTIVE reviews
Carlisle Cullen to me is the sexiest vampire alive! i decided to write a poem about my love for him! haha R&R all you haunt doctor lovers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete