Welcome to the profile of "The Black Zettas."

This is Eris!

And this is Avril!

As you may guess, it's not our real names. But, come on, you don't actually need to know those.

Yes, those are not important whatsoever...

Anyways, welcome to the profile and - THE WIND IS BLOWING OUR HAIR EVERYWHERE! UGH! Anyways, yeah. Welcome. And stuff. Flames are used for smores.

And baking cookies!!!!

...we're not that hyper...

When I receive a cookie I am!

Yes, yes. Avril, we are aware. Now... Buh-bye.

No, Eris...We are not finished yet...I have not received my cookie.

Well, two things before we leave, then. Correction, three. One: Special hello to Regina Pierce (you better read this!). Two: We're writing fanfiction, meaning we do not own the majority of the elements/characters used in it. Three: *gives cookie to Avril* Balance has been restored.

YAY... Okay, virtual cookies do not taste that great... Yes, hello to our good friend Regina, who will be involved in our stories later on in the series.

Yes. For now, good bye to all. Buh-bye! May the penguin be in your fate.

And may Eris not be in your fate. (Really, that is quite scary) Because, sadly she is in mine, and I should know. Sowwy Eris, you are only a little demented.

Shut up. I just like being... ME! Anyways... Er...Penguins (I pronounce it as panguin!) are amazing. Okay, now buh-bye. Yeah. Bye. Buh-bye.

Eris, you are so repetitious... Yes, Good-bye fellow readers! READ OUR STORY!!! No, Eris, it is not re-pi-to-tous. It is repetitious... Sorry for all the corrections.. BYE

Hey everyone, Avril here. First, I just wanted to inform anyone that may be slightly curious: We are, in fact, two different people writing this story.

Second, we do not know, as of yet, how many chapters 'The Black Zetta: Year One' will turn out to have, but from our records, there is a lot to cover.

Third, in our description of the story, we list "Draco M. OC Fred W." as involved characters. (Disclaimer: we do not own any of the Harry Potter characters or involved elements, only our OC's) Draco and Fred will be main characters in this story...SOMEWHERE along the way.

Any more questions? Just send us one. We would be thrilled to answer it.

Thanks!

Avril Merae Zetta

Eris here as well. Thought that the "Draco M. OC Fred W." thing should be cleared up a wee bit more. Our story most certainly is not a Draco/OC/Fred story and it most certainly will never be.

Any questions/ideas/whatever-else-you-wish-to-say are always welcome and will be answered either in a PM or in an A/N at the end of our next chapter.

May the penguin be in your fate!

Eris Athena Black

Avril again! Just for your information, we are planning on doing a Black Zettas story for each of their Hogwarts year, plus after the Second Wizarding War, and maybe an Epilogue. Let us know if you think this is a good idea or not (or if you don't, we will probably upload it anyway).

Plus: None of our stories contain slashes... no yaoi or yuri... no lemons or limes... no smut... I don't know about cursing (Eris...), but it definitely won't be heavy. For the most part (MOST) these are safe stories... I'd probably say eleven and up. Now, of course, as we progress in the world of Harry Potter (which is not ours by any means), some things will become a bit more mature, but that is later on.

Any questions? PM us or review!

May the penguin never be in your fate. (JK...ROWLING)

Avril Merae Zetta

Avril, don't mock the penguin. He'll do bad things. Just... No.

Also, to anyone who may see this, a YouTuber by the name of "ChaoticMonki" or "Cryaotic," as he is now known, does live streams every single weekend. Saturdays at 11 PM. On his channel, he'll put up a video and there'll be a link in the description for you if you want to give him a go. :) So, yeah. Check out Cry. He's cool.

May the penguin be in your fate!

Buh-bye!

Eris Athena Black

Hello everyone! Avril here!

I was just thinking that it has been a while since we have had any reviews... :( Come on! If you like our story, please say!

I will be making Author Notes about this!

Oh, and to inform anyone just in case:

In the chapters, I write the "Part 2"s... Avril's POV. "Part 1"s are Eris's... I come up with the plots in the chapters; Eris uploads all of the chapters (including mine...) So any mistakes, yeah, ask her!

Just joking Eris... We all know perfectly well that you have no flaws... HAHA, as if!

Anyway, we were also wanting to ask anyone who is interested to leave us either a review or PM if you wanted one of your own OC's included in this story. And...If you give us enough support, they might play an important part in the stories.

Things in the "Black Zettas" stories will start making more sense as the two characters progress through their years at school; they are still figuring themselves out as well...

And, as Eris said, Cry is pretty cool... No, don't cry, that's a good thing...

Sincerely,

Avril Merae Zetta

Your wonderful Slytherin friend.

(Or am I your friend???? You may never know...)

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