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I post new stuff every Friday!

Except when I don't. I probably tried, though. Like, really tried.

It's like that pony you asked for when you were a little kid and your parents were like, "A pony? Uh, yeah! Sure! I'll get you one for your birthday!" and then it never happens. Then Christmas comes around (maybe that's your birthday though, I don't know) and you're like, "Hey! Where's my pony?" and your parents are like "We didn't get you one because Santa told us that he was going to get one for you." And then you get all excited because you're going to get a yuletide steed, but then you're disappointed because that didn't happen either.

Or maybe you never asked for a pony as a little kid because you were like, "Forget ponies, I want an Xbox." In that case, I don't know what to do with you.

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UPDATE: The One Direction-related stories have been removed from the page due to infringements on the community's guidelines. Sorry for the inconvenience (and putting you through my garbage).