Naruto forms a pact with the Kyubbi for revenge against Konoha. But he doesn't want to destroy it. No, he still wants to be hokage, but for a VERY different reason. OP/Dark Naruto Eventually. Lemons galore. Various Gender-swapped Characters.

With the death of her husband and son, Petunia didn't think that she would end up losing her sister as well. Now with her death, that leaves Petunia to raise Harry on her own. However, this isn't an issue for Petunia. The only question that needs an answer is how does a Muggle woman raise a wizard baby? Rated T for swearing.

Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.

So, dying sucks, but hey, I get a chance at reincarnation with a special power, and that power is 'The Gamer' so that's awesome! But... I'm being reincarnated into the world of Naruto, where giant chakra beasts can nuke you, crazy Uchiha roam who want to rule the world with the power of the moon, a guy who thinks he's a god wants to 'share his pain'. Yup, I am going to die again...

An average guy, living an average life, dies. He soon discovers that life was a game in Alpha, and he's now being welcomed to the Beta. Join his journey into a world of super powers, super villains, and an ever evolving game world that challenges his views on life and morality. (Dragonball, Dragonball Z, Dragonball GT, Dragonball Super The Gamer Crossover. Extreme AU!) COMPLETE

Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide?

To save the lives of millions, Gohan is forced to expose himself as a Super Saiyan, proving that his tricks are indeed very real. And it drives the whole world to insanity. Warning; becomes a little graphic goes as it on.

At a young age, Naruto grew up with little to no friends and because of this, he developed a love of video games. One day he somehow woke up with the ability to view life as a video game. Naruto had no idea what to make of it, but quickly learned of its perks and decided to roll with it. Watch out world! The Gamer has arrived. Naruto/The Gamer Crossover.

I don't know how many times I've had to save the world. 9? 12? I've lost count. Being the Child of Prophecy is such a burden. When Jon Snow was murdered by his fellow Night's Watch brethren, I decided it was time to come back once again and finish the job that I started 8000 years ago. I am Azor Ahai, but you may call me...Naruto. Naruto x harem.

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.

...because you can't simply use Tsukuyomi on a bloody seven-year-old and not expect serious consequences.

After the war, Naruto achieved his life's aim and about to take the Hokage's hat. However, it wasn't optimistic idealism that drove him to take the hat. Now, free of burdens of the war, he is free to live his life the way he wished. (Erotica, Lemons, NarutoXMulti)

Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.

It's the story of the little boy found in the mountains by Son Gohan that would become one of the greatest martial artists of all time, the one and only Son... Tenshinhan? Along the way he meets a boy trained by Shen of the Crane School, a strange and powerful young boy named... Kakarot! Waaait a second... See how a simple switch of upbringing changes the entire world!

Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.

Jaune Arc, average teenager, less than average fighter, and absolutely pitiful hunter, has been blessed with the abilities of 'The Gamer.' And this ability includes everything an average RPG would contain, such as loot, quests, and yes, exploits. How will Jaune Arc, the "Meh of Arc" ever catch up to his peers? Let's be honest, we all know how this is happening. (Game, Strong Jaune)

The Fourth Shinobi World War is over - and afterward, Uchiha Sasuke searches for redemption in the new order established afterward. He doesn't do it on purpose... at first... but eventually, he ends up collecting a harem of some of the most beautiful women in the Elemental Nations. This is the story of how that happened. Sasuke x Harem, erotica with a sprinkle of plot.

Naruto of the Mokuton; heir to the Senju; natural powerhouse; charismatic leader, and Sasuke of the Sharingan; Uchiha survivor; prodigy; genius. Brothers in all but blood, the 'Unbeatable Duo.' Sometimes, all it takes is a single light to bring you out of the darkness. Finding support in each other, these two will take the Elemental Countries by storm! Good!Sasuke! Naru/Ino later

"So powerful they are that the Gods themselves can't compare. One is enough to bring the world to its knees, but they themselves bend the knee to only one. Their majesty." Warnings: MC Sasuke, Overpowered Sasuke, Harem, Dark Content, Morally Ambiguous Sasuke, Semi-Evil Sasuke, Invert Mass-Crossover, OOC. Read The Warnings.

Inspired by Demon King Daimaou. In a world where the use of energy has became common, Gohan decides to go to Satan Star Academy, the only school in the world where energy is taught, founded by Hercule Satan himself. Features Gohan/harem. If you're not into that, don't worry, neither is Gohan.

Gohan thought he and the others were all that was left of the Saiyan Race. Videl thought she was unique. Then they met. Rated T for violence, might become M later. It doesn't get worse than casual nudity though. AU. A little slice of Saiyan life. Revised! It should be better now. (Formerly known as Three parts Saiyan and Five parts Human)

When Goku and Vegeta are unable to unfuse after their battle with Buu, history is altered forever. Relationships are changed, battles rewritten. But HOW is it changed? Take a look. Vegito/harem [10 Day Updates]

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

Ever since he met her, he had admired her, dreamt about her, thought what it would be like to have her with him, just to hold her, to watch her sleeping face. Now his time had come, and… 'Merciful Dende, get me out of here' (The horror part is sarcasm.) One-shot.

Hiccup couldn't deny fate; soon the Vikings of Berk would discover Toothless- his best and only friend. With careful preparation, he fakes his own death and leaves Berk, with no intention of ever returning. But even as he grows into a powerful man and meets the woman of his dreams, Hiccup knows he cannot simply forget the place of his birth. After all, he's their only hope.. (HxOC)

He wasn't sure what happened. One moment, Hatake Kakashi was relishing his retirement period. The next thing he knew, he was standing in the middle of a pentagon drawn in blood, next to a corpse, with extinguished candles around him. What, he thought. He didn't even know he was summonable. OR: Kakashi crashes into the bnha world and tries to make the best out of it.

"Many of their most intimate moments are shared in bed, and not just the physical ones." A series of one shots about the last Uchiha and the Mizukage, Sasuke and Mei.

An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...

After Itachi ends Kabuto's Edo Tensei and saying goodbye to his brother, the Akatsuki (minus Obito and Zetsu) wakes up to find themselves in the world of Remnant AS TEENAGERS. Nagato uses this situation as an opportunity to redeem their former lives. Unbounded by the rules of this new world, the Akatsuki will take matters to their own hands to secure and protect Remnant's peace.

"But the future's looking bleak and the storm is set to rise." They were only second years, and already they were being entrusted with the future of Remnant. Before they were torn apart, STRQ - along with Ozpin and Glynda - were shown a vision. A vision of their children's future. A young STRQ, Ozpin and Glynda react to RWBY.

This story takes place during the Namek saga, as Goku and Frieza are engaged in battle. Goku has transformed into a super saiyan and has sent Gohan to fetch Bulma and escape the planet with Piccolo. Up until now, things have proceeded in the way that we are all familiar. But, a few things are about to change which will completely alter the direction of the story.

In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.

An anonymously requested story. The story is more a collection of strung together one shots involving various characters dominating various other characters. Warming: extreme domination.

Violet Evans was a quiet introverted girl who just wanted to be left alone. She liked reading, talking to snakes, helping out her mum, and didn't really care much for the world at large. When Petunia told her she wasn't actually her daughter, that she was born Harriet Potter, she wasn't impressed in the slightest. No, she knew who she was, and the magical world could just sod off.

Kakashi is dropped into the middle of nowhere. The moon is broken into pieces, and he knows he's not in his home world anymore. Now he has to live out the remainder of his life in this strange, but peaceful world.

A satirical comedy focused around Post-5th-Year stories and tropes that surround them.

A/U-With his father missing, Gohan is rescued from his abusive mother by the last person he'd expect. They discover secrets of their blood and how to save their dying race. OOC to various degrees. Beware Chi-Chi fans (since few read ch 1 disclaimer on that)

As the years pass by, former Champion Red finds that there is little point in staying on Mount Silver. With his old Pokemon in tow he starts off on a brand new journey. Follow him as he silently tackles a new world, new Pokemon and trainers, new evils, and maybe even find true love, multiple times. Red X Harem.

In which Harry has the brilliant idea to write a letter to his biggest enemy, Hedwig is secretly a member of an intergalactic federation, and Voldemort is just plain annoyed. One Shot! Complete!

While Naruto is dealing with grave threats against his safety outside of Konoha, Sasuke keeps Hinata, Hanabi, and a barely legal Himawari safe. But Sasuke finds himself doing more than just standing watch over his friend's loved ones. And when he comes back, things with Sarada get even strander. Anonymous commission.

Ginny persuades Harry to attend Dudley's wedding. Unfortunately, both of them forgot that Aunt Marge would also be attending. Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best General (One-shot).

Unable to cope with his guilt anymore, Gohan kills himself at 15 and is sent to Hell, where he befriends Jeice. When they have to prepare for a tournament, Gohan turns to Cell, who leads him down a much darker path of self-destruction and betrayal. Contains adult themes. Continued in Worlds Collide. Currently rewriting

Naruto 'Naru' Uzumaki was banished because of her failure to bring back Sasuke. Angered, she vowed to make the village regret abandoning her by promising she would become the most powerful ninja in history. Ten years later, when Konoha pleads for help with the war against Kumo and Iwa, will she comply? Warnings: FemNaruto X Itachi, Strong Smart Naru, and Some Mature Content.

What if Goku hadn't lost his memory as a child? Alternate universe starting at the beginning of Dragonball. Recently reposted better than ever.

AU: Goten is born shortly after Goku succumbs to the heart virus. Alongside Gohan and Trunks, Goten grows up in a world dominated by the Androids until Bulma creates a time machine that allows them to travel back into the past to save Goku.

When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT

A Gone AU starting before the FAYZ, where the two main ships are mix-matched. Sam/Diana and Caine/Astrid.

But then, the woman speaks again, and his entire being grinds to a halt. "So, I hear you're hunting Horcruxes." FemHarry, some smut present

Bulma decides to try to get Goku smarter before they set off on they're grand adventure. Little do they know how much of a difference it'll make or how much it'll change their lives. Rated M for language gore and violence. First part of the Untaken Road Trilogy. Your flames shall be used to cook Goku's meals OOCBulma!SmaterGoku! GxB

A/U After leaving Arcadia Bay, the Caulfield family found themselves stumbling into an incredible fortune. How would this new found wealth shape not only our heroine but the very world around her? Just how could Arcadia Bay handle our heroine if she wasn't as shy or awkward as she was supposed to be? Find out. Vindictive!Sarcastic!Max. C/M & W/? , May contain triggers.

The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?

The Sannin are the heroes of an old generation. When the team fails a mission, The Third Hokage has them choose from the Academy students an apprentice a piece to train up and replace them. Only time will tell though whether this new team will be as successful as their mentors.

Just when Arthas is about to die, he narrowly escapes Icecrown Citadel. With his broken blade in hand, he seeks refuge in Outland to escape justice. Broken and powerless, he must rely on his wits. His entire mindset changes as he must learn to adapt to this new world and new people. However, with the Horde and Alliance champions at his heel, how will he escape death?

AU. He approached her in a way much different than she remembered. The Nathan Prescott she knew was an asshole, dangerous, and entitled. So, why the hell didn't this feel like the Nathan Prescott she knew? CaulScott Twoshot

When a legend ends, does it really end or does it carry on? Obito and Naruto Uchiha, Grandsons of Madara Uchiha, sons of Minato Namikaze, destined to decimate each other and all else to see who carries on the name 'Madara'. Cold!Dark!Genius!Sharingan!Naruto. Minato and Kushina alive! Naruto x Harem. Warnings: Lemons and eventual Uzumakicest.

Naruto becomes the villain everyone in the village always thought he would be. Only one person will risk everything to try and redeem him. His best and most loyal friend, Uchiha Sasuke.

It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.

Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.

It is time for the Potters to visit the Dursley family.

Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.

Follow a different Ash Ketchum on a different journey, one where people age, it requires knowledge of Pokemon to raise Pokemon, and the plot actually exists. Eventual Ash/Cynthia Pairing. Dragon-Master Ash. No Pikachu. M-Rated for future content.

In which Voldemort is NOT an idiot, and so the world burns. One-shot.

A brief introspective look at an even briefer life.

A Halloween one-shot featuring Fred, George, and a look into the past. Dark themes and implications.

Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann

In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry)

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.

The Rinnegan in his left eye-socket throbbed and Sasuke was thankful that his former team thought him insane already.

Valka was not the only one taken that fateful night. She refused to let go of the tiny bundle in her arms. Her only child, her son Hiccup.

Peter has asthma. The team don't know about this until he suddenly has a severe attack in the middle of a battle. To make matters worse, they don't know what it is in the first place or how to make him better. / Prompt from Guardian-Kink.

Pain invaded the Leaf to find Naruto, bringing Konan with him. She went off on her own to find information about Naruto. Instead, she finds a bunch of useless ninja, save for one. Of all the Hidden Leaf Village, a horny Konan came across Moegi. Conatins: F/F, futa, rape, loli, fingering, licking, oral, virgin

Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.

It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.

For the longest time, Ash has had the dream of becoming a Dragon Master of all things Dragon and Dragon-like. When he is late to pick up the Charmander he had his eye on from Professor Oak, he loses hope to begin his journey. He is then given a special Pokemon that will prove to be the best thing to ever happen to him. *ON INDEFINITE HIATUS*

Sasuke arrives before Jiraiya at the small hotel in Tanzaku-Gai, where his brother and Kisame confront Naruto, and Itachi makes a decision with horrifying, long-lasting consequences. Oneshot.

What if that day when Naruto saw Sasuke at the Dock, he did more than walk by? What if Naruto had sat next to Sasuke that day? How would this change the two of them if they had become friends early on? How would things change? No pairings yet, please r & r

When the FAYZ wall becomes transparent, the families of the FAYZ kids flock to see what has happened to their relatives. Many interesting conversations unfold on the signs held up by the FAYZ kids and their families. I wrote this story as part of the Gone Challenge. All characters and places belong to Michael Grant. Last Edit: 2017.

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

The thread keeps us inexplicably intertwined. Though it may tangle and fray, it will never break. Goku/Bulma; one-shot

Naruto is Konoha High's most loved student and Sakura the most hated one. Attempting to bully the girl into transferring schools, Naruto pretends that he wants to be her friend. Nobody expects him to fall in love... NaruSaku. AU.

Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.

An accident with instant transmission leaves Goku permanently bound to a woman living in the real world, where Saiyans and power levels don't exist. Can they solve each other's problems or will his presence just cause more? A/U; Goku/OC

At first, no one could've guessed the consequences of Uzumaki Naruto's disappearance. However, seven years later, Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura are rogue ninja, Team Seven assembles once more, and they all have secrets. Naruto/Sasuke, Sakura/Lee.

Set before Chapter 580 of the manga: Just before Sasuke and Itachi confront Kabuto in all his scaly glory in that cave during the Fourth Ninja War. Itachi and Sasuke bicker like the old days! "Do you even know where you're going?" "Of course I do, you just have to trust your big brother." "...The last time I did just that, I got orphaned." Brotherly fluff and humor AHOY!

Colin Creevey leaves his camera with a muggle girl but never returns to collect it.

Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?

Itachi and Sasuke have a conversation during the Fourth Shinobi World War. It doesn't turn out the way that Sasuke expects it to. Oneshot.

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

Kakashi-sensei is always late to their meeting. Team 7 had enough! Together they decided to follow their sensei and find out the real reason of his tardiness. Oneshot

Gohan and Videl are paired up for an entire semester for a project in English class. Videl's grade depends on this; however Gohan's mind is at unease, knowing she is just one step closer to discovering his secret identity. Mature. Lemon. R&R. Complete.

the name sucks... anyway this is a gather of A LOT LEMONS! all of them are naruto centric and with all the girls you can imagine... thx to all the authors who made this possible.

AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.

Shinobi live violent lives. The end is often sudden, but it is very rarely surprising. Multiple character deaths.

In another world, Sasuke is born first. (character death)

Harry reminds Draco of a far easier way to achieve his goals. Oneshot

Harry notices a trend with his previous professors. One-shot story.

DISCONTINUED. After returning Uchiha Sasuke to the village, Naruto is attacked by an angry mob. Sick and tired of their treatment, he leaves the village behind, swearing revenge on all those that have wronged him: lucky for him, Kyuubi's more than willing to lend a hand. Godlike!Naruto. Multiple crossovers. Warning: Expect a few cliches.

Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.

Harry Potter one shot. Harry has a spark of clarity during the final battle with Voldemort.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Future timeline. A lightning strike erasing all of 18's memories. Future Trunks captures her and has her reprogrammed as a protector. Now she's taken a liking to him and attempts to seduce him. As he tries to ignore 18, villains that have not yet appeared in the Mirai timeline appear. Bad summary. T/18. COMPLETE

Father of three, happy, handsome and successful were not the things Petunia expected her nephew to ever become. A decade on from last seeing him turns that opinion on its head and Petunia is forced to face her guilt. Canon compliant. Please R&R.

18 things that Uchiha Sasuke will never, ever tell you. SasuSaku, Team Seven

When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?

Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?

This is a short fic that shows just why the HarryxGinny pairing shouldn't exist.

The last will and testament of Sirius Orion Black. He will be missed.

Goku and Bulma have been friends for years, but what has changed now that Goku is an adult? What happens when a certain saiyan comes to earth and changes Goku's life forever? Read and find out! Goku/Bulma fic. COMPLETE TRIGGER WARNING: In chapter 13 a rape occurs. I wrote this in 2009, as of this update it's 2019. I no longer defend my horrid plot device.

The day after he discovers that the Kyuubi is sealed inside of him, Naruto decides to make contact with the fox. Seeing that he isn't strong enough, Naruto does the unimaginable to become stronger.

At the very end Naruto is able to give Sasuke one final gift.

During the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke and Temari find themselves alone together and end up bonding over the things they have in common: questionably sane teammates and homicidal brothers who could kill them at any moment.

Sometimes art imitates life and sometimes life imitates art. When Holmes and Watson see some boys playing doctor and detective, they get to see the impact of their stories…and are suitably disturbed by it. Humour/Drama

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

Eighteen never forgot the day she was saved from Cell. After Seven years Krillin hasn't married Eighteen, she's interested in someone else.

Ten facts about Hatake Kakashi when it concerns his ramen obsessed student, Uzumaki Naruto.

Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.

Once upon a time, Teuchi was not so different from any other shop keeper in Konoha, but then Naruto came along and did what he does best: changes people.

COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.

You are too fast in accepting the idea of suicide. This wasn't. — Misa

What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?

Nobody played with the blond kid. Nobody wondered how he survived, whether he was happy, or where he went each day after playtime was over. Angsty one shot.

Ever wondered why Kakashi's hair is white? Why he likes reading dirty novels? Why he wears a mask? I have the answer, and frankly, it's quite obvious.

ONE SHOT: Harry must do a bit of fast-talking to Ron explaining just why he was in Rose Weasley's room with no pants on. Submitted as part of the DLP Thank God You're Here challenge. Limit: 1800 words. Time: 60 minutes

Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

Konoha's finest reach Chuunin.

Naruto never realized, but ever since they were academy students together he had been watching him out of the corner of his eye. [One shot, gen.]

AU oneshot. Albus Dumbledore goes to introduce Harry Potter to the Wizarding world.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Sasuke's first word...

[Sasuke and the Sannin.] His is not a happy ending.

Damaged puzzle pieces won't stay together and Team 7 was doomed from beginning. [Oneshot]

It is a long time before Sasuke realizes what he is eating. Even longer before he figures out why he enjoys it. He smiles as he says, Delicious.warning: Cannibalism. Slight pairings including SasuNaru

But in the end Naruto is the host and he holds all the power. Oneshot

And there is one less person that can smile at you and make you think that your job is almost, almost, worth it, if only for a second.

Kakashi, Itachi, Sasuke and all they have stolen from the dead.

[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.

Sasuke is the strongest opponent Shikamaru's ever gone up against. [oneshot]

In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot

Everything has an end and sometimes, if you look hard enough, you can find the beginning.

Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

Neji must undergo special training to serve the Hyuuga Main House, and along the way he learns that some family secrets are better left undiscovered. nejitenten nejihina Hyugacest rape nejitema COMPLETE!

COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?

His family is dead, his brother is a murderer, his heart is missing. They call him a genius.

How do you cope with the death of someone you love? Naruto and Sasuke deal with Sakura's sacrifice in different ways. [Complete]

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.

Ino is growing up, and chooses to rebel in a very unexpected way. Inonaru.

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