Hey me just met you. And this is craaazy. But you got cookies, so share it maybe ? Hii my name is liann. I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday .

I'm a crazy 18 year old from the Netherlands;

I watch Supernatural, Vampire Diaries, Criminal Minds, NCIS, NCIS L.A., Glee, The Big Bang Theory, Hawaii Five-0, The Mentalist, Lie to me, Castle, Two and a Half Men, HIMYM, White Collar, Melissa and Joey, Doctor Who, Bones, Amercian Horror Story, Walking Dead, Inbetweeners, Nikita, Merlin, Skins, Suits, Cougartown, Pretty Little Liars, Gossip Girl, Sherlock Holmes, Burn Notice, Misfits, Modern Family, Switched at birth, Once Upon A Time, Goodwife, Californication, Dexter, Awkward, New Girl, Fringe, Game of Thrones, Teen Wolf, Episodes, Not going out, Breaking Bad and Being Humon (I know, I have no social life at all)

I am an absolute fan of Harry Potter, Twilight, The Wanted Disney, Percy Jackson, Hunger Games, everything to do with the Avengers and One Direction.

I ship Brittana, Sterek, Superhusbands (and Superfamily), Clintashe, Stelena, Larry, McAbbey, Tiva, Destiel, McKono, Johnlock, Nian, Klain, Spoby, Exria, Robsten, Deensi, Peennis, Salax, Faberry and Mikita (at the moment, I am sure this list will get longer and longer)

25 Things To Do Before You Turn 25

1. Make peace with your parents. Whether you finally recognize that they actually have your best interests in mind or you forgive them for being flawed human beings, you can’t happily enter adulthood with that familial brand of resentment.

2. Kiss someone you think is out of your league; kiss models and med students and entrepreneurs with part-time lives in Dubai and don’t worry about if they’re going to call you afterward.

3. Minimize your passivity.

4. Work a service job to gain some understanding of how tipping works, how to keep your cool around assholes, how a few kind words can change someone’s day.

5. Recognize freedom as a 5:30 a.m. trip to the diner with a bunch of strangers you’ve just met.

6. Try not to beat yourself up over having obtained a ‘useless’ Bachelor’s Degree. Debt is hell, and things didn’t pan out quite like you expected, but you did get to go to college, and having a degree isn’t the worst thing in the world to have. We will figure this mess out, I think, probably; the point is you’re not worth less just because there hasn’t been an immediate pay off for going to school. Be patient, work with what you have, and remember that a lot of us are in this together.

7. If you’re employed in any capacity, open a savings account. You never know when you might be unemployed or in desperate need of getting away for a few days. Even $10 a week is $520 more a year than you would’ve had otherwise.

8. Make a habit of going outside, enjoying the light, relearning your friends, forgetting the internet.

9. Go on a 4-day, brunch-fueled bender.

10. Start a relationship with your crush by telling them that you want them. Directly. Like, look them in the face and say it to them. Say, I want you. I want to be with you.

11. Learn to say ‘no’ — to yourself. Don’t keep wearing high heels if you hate them; don’t keep smoking if you’re disgusted by the way you smell the morning after; stop wasting entire days on your couch if you’re going to complain about missing the sun.

12. Take time to revisit the places that made you who you are: the apartment you grew up in, your middle school, your hometown. These places may or may not be here forever; you definitely won’t be.

13. Find a hobby that makes being alone feel lovely and empowering and like something to look forward to.

14. Think you know yourself until you meet someone better than you.

15. Forget who you are, what your priorities are, and how a person should be.

16. Identify your fears and instead of letting them dictate your every move, find and talk to people who have overcome them. Don’t settle for experiencing .000002% of what the world has to offer because you’re afraid of getting on a plane.

17. Make a habit of cleaning up and letting go. Just because it fit at one point doesn’t mean you need to keep it forever — whether ‘it’ is your favorite pair of pants or your ex.

18. Stop hating yourself.

19. Go out and watch that movie, read that book, listen to that band you already lied about watching, reading, listening to.

20. Take advantage of health insurance while you have it.

21. Make a habit of telling people how you feel, whether it means writing a gushing fan-girl email to someone whose work you love or telling your boss why you deserve a raise.

22. Date someone who says, “I love you” first.

23. Leave the country under the premise of “finding yourself.” This will be unsuccessful. Places do not change people. Instead, do a lot of solo drinking, read a lot of books, have sex in dirty hostels, and come home when you start to miss it.

24. Suck it up and buy a Macbook Pro.

25. Quit that job that’s making you miserable, end the relationship that makes you act like a lunatic, lose the friend whose sole purpose in life is making you feel like you’re perpetually on the verge of vomiting. You’re young, you’re resilient, there are other jobs and relationships and friends if you’re patient and open.

“I disagree vehemently with the use of the word “Pussy” to describe a weak person. Because the vagina is the tougher of the two genitals, by a long shot. It isn’t even close. Just think about it. It can pass something 50 times its size through it and retain its elasticity. Yeah try that with your dick sometimes guys. It will look like a windsock and it will never go back to its original shape ever. When you’d had twins your dick will look like one of those things outside a car dealer ship. Pussy’s are though. You can pound on one for hours, like; ‘you got one hour I got two hours, you got two hours, I got four, you got four, I got six. Bring it big boy, what do you got. That’s all you got? I’m trying my best. I really am.’ It bleeds every month and it won’t die! It’s like… the Predator or something! Pussy’s are invincible. I know I checked. Meanwhile what do we say about a dude when we want to say he’s though. ‘Tsk, fuck dude. That man’s got balls bro. dude, man, you want to be that though, you better have big fucking cone heads, buddy. Better have same giant huveos you’re gonna be that though man. That dude’s so tough he probably has to carry his balls around in a wheelbarrow. Balls are the weakest part of me. Nothing but nerve endings, they have no natural defense system. Except to hide inside me like the cowards they are. ‘I’m scared, the pool is cold. The pool is freezing. Could I possibly get smaller?’ You don’t even have to have good aim to hit them, my legs will guide you in like bumper pool. It’s the worst design flaw in nature. A six year old with pointy shoes can shut me off like a fucking light. You have been saying those phrases backwards, now stop it. When you’re watching MMA’s, just go; ‘These guys are fucking pussy’s man. Take a beating, bleeding all over the place and ready for all incomers.’ You know what I’m saying, those guys are thought. Whereas when you’re in a bar fight. Who would you want to fight the most? The man with the giant descended testicles.” - Hall Sparks

"We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the other male passenger made a pass at him. The lightbulb went off. “Oh,” I said. “I get it. See, you are afraid, because for the first time in your life you have found yourself a victim of unwanted sexual advances by someone who has the physical ability to use force against you.” The boy nodded and shuddered visibly.“But,” I continued. “As a woman, you learn to live with that from the time you are fourteen, and it never stops. We live with that fear every day of our lives. Every man walking through the parking garage the same time you are is either just a harmless stranger or a potential rapist. Every time.” The girls in the room nodded, agreeing. The boys seemed genuinely shocked. “So think about that the next time you hit on a girl. Maybe, like you in the taxi, she doesn’t actually want you to.”