Hello there. My name is Roland. I have no desire to write any fan-fiction. Nor do I desire to read much of it. You may be wondering why I got this account to begin with. I'll tell you. I don't know. But it's a tradition. Now have a list of fun things to consider.

1. Once upon a time there was a joke that wasn't funny. This is it.

2. A young Simba from the lion king with a tiny head.

3. If quiz is quizzical what is test?

4. The answer to number 3 was testimony. Where is your mind at?

5. A fifth one.