England's blog. Updated seven days a week - or at least that's the goal. Originally in response to 'Totally Awesome Blog' by Demented inu. Now totally independent and taking YOUR questions!

A series of oneshots for Lady GaGa's "The Fame Monster." NEW DELUXE EDITION. Now includes the original album THE FAME. LEAKED: JUDAS ANNOUNCEMENT

It's hypocritical. It's wrong. But it's so damn addictive. Arthur Kirkland's a therapist with a dark past, and Alfred F. Jones is a young man with high aspirations and big problems. Can they help each other? — US/UK. More pairings inside!

The thrilling adventure of one Arthur Kirkland. Faced with challenges of crazy Russians, horny nations, and other general tomfoolery, this is definitely a "Must-Read"! USUK, Everyone/UK, Russia/Everyone OMG MY FIRST STORY PLZ BE GENTLE!one!11!

Elizaveta invites several nations over for a party, only to start a game of "Truth or Dare?". Will they survive the game of chaos and fan-service, or will they go insane trying? ...Probably the latter. Rated T for adult situations and strong language.

Maybe it was my fault after all.. I hope you'll recover soon..." When Spain asked Romano to do a little favor for him, an accident happened and it's breaking Romano's heart. Romano's POV

What hit me this morning? Why do I feel so tall today? Why is everyone acting so strangely around me? I don’t remember putting a scarf on today. Did Francis just call me Ivan? Yeah, I suck at summaries…

PILOT: England had forgotten how many people lived in America's house...and how they were all insane. T FOR LANGUAGE:::A series of oneshots following the lives of America's states! WHY ALRIGHT, SURE IT'S not EDUCATIONAL. -shotshotshot-

England's life shortly before and during Henry VIII's reign! non-country pairings mostly, some OCs

When America is coerced into retrieving England from one of the last places in the world he expected to find the Brit, he sets out on a mission to experience and expose this interesting and strangely un-lame side of his former brother.

England has a tea shortage and sets off to China to obtain some tea. What he doesn't know is that he boarded the wrong plane. Yaoi. AmericaXEngland

15 years. 15 years since democracy fell, since a tyrannical government isolated America and took the nation hostage. 15 years since Alfred was stolen, forced to turn his back on everything. For Arthur, that’s 15 years too long. Time to go rabbit hunting.

Spain isnt home, so Romano goes to pick the tomatos out of his favorite tomato patch

Multi-chaptered AU. “C'mon, Mr. Manager,” the pale man smirked, and walked up to Roderich, and grabbed his collar, “It's about time you paid up.” Mafia Boss!Romano/Spain. Also, looking for someone to beta this; if you would like to, please PM me!

because we all know its true, it just leads to a very very drunk iggy that Canada can't seem to handle, where is that brother of his? Humor, and EnglandXAmerica later, Also Uke!America and Seme!England

England has never been alone. Now, suddenly unable to see the creatures everyone else calls a figment of his imagination, he is. And the emptiness causes him to suffer from something he did not know he had. Autophobia.

Thanks to Elizaverta, her camcorder, ill timing, pixies and blackmail, Arthur gets sent to the school counsellor - only Ivan is scariest person Arthur's ever met. It can only go downhill from there. :Belarus/Russia/England, human names used, AU:

Arthur has been stalked for 2 years, but he refuses to tell anyone. After getting hit by a truck on Alfred's and his wedding day, he has had enough. In pursuit of finding out who - or what - his stalker is, his loved ones get involved.

America's Guide to Becoming a Hero - Hero Rule no. 1: When in need of a situation pertaining to a damsel in distress and none is available, simply create one yourself.

In which Gilbert, Francis and Antonio play 'the most inane footy game in history', dragging others along with them.

Have you ever wondered how it's like to be erased from someone's memory for good? Well, I did. And I have got a whole album of photos to tell you my story from when I was sixteen. Some pictures will be happy, some will be sad. You've been warned.

America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language

If Arthur was ever going to write a personal memoir, this is exactly where he would start. With a Frenchman groping him, suffocating between a pair of large Ukrainian breasts and a failing band on the side. FrUK

America's got the coolest and most awesome band in school, and he's totally going to win the Battle of the Bands contest. Or at least he might, if he can get England to put aside their past issues long enough to play guitar... USxUK- Gakuen AU

What started out as a simple comment about someone's posterior grows into more... drama. :for STWW: Warning: Old people using email and no tact.

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Arthur's new in school, town, and country. Coming from England, he's in need of adaptation. That all comes crashing down as some blond haired blue-eyed daft American crashes into his family's car before they've even made it home. What will happen to them?

England tells the nations of the legend of King Arthur when England's fairy friends suddenly transport them to Camelot. Now everyone has become part of the legend and it's up to England to get them back to the present.

Arthur and Alfred have a long history...of course they'll have something for every letter of the alphabet! Idea taken from LadyNightRunner's "Letter of the Law", a really amazing RenoxTseng FF7 fic. I couldn't resist the challenge.

A recollection of injuries

the title says it all. England is mad that his tea is destroyed, little America could care less

England miscommunicates with Australia what that mysterious animal is. Historical and England screams like a little girl

The Kirkland family is the most dysfunctional family in this world...and sometimes, it's like a big soap opera during the World Meetings.

England is busy cleaning out his closet when he comes across a letter from America he never opened. Reading it only results in irritation for the Brit, but when he reads between the lines America's true message reveals itself. Sequel to 'The Secret Code'

Arthur Kirkland, a high school senior, was obsessed with the supernatural until he found his room haunted by an incredibly annoying poltergeist with an ego the size of bloody England who refused to leave and just rest in peace. ON HIATUS. Don't kill me

In which Arthur has Peter for the weekend, and there is a realisation after some repeated tree-climbing.

France receives a letter from England who writes about how much he hates America. The letter, though, isn't as obvious as it seems. Francis reads between the lines and unearths how England really feels about America.

When a simple mission turns bad, its up to England and America to work together in order to survive. Simple, right?

After the fall of the United Kingdom to Germany during World War 2, England waits in his gilded prison. Very very mild suggestion of Germany/England and France/England

Random little fluff story. Arthur just REALLY didn't want to smile, and Alfred had one last tactic up his sleeve...PURE FLUFF.

10 drabbles based on 10 songs from my iPod set on shuffle. Joker

Arthur has his hands full when not only his extended family comes over for a visit, Alfred, Matthew and Francis drop by.

The Treaty of Paris 1783, in which England is not entirely sane. Oneshot.

America goes on a trip through memory lane as he comes across something England made for him a long time ago.

It's England's birthday! But so far he's been spending it alone... Can France Onii-san make it better?

A random collection of one-shots, each featuring one 'family' from Hetalia and what they do together.

Sign language is a very beautiful language in Arthur's eyes. USxUK

England goes to visit America during a very bad blizzard. It's really cold so...

With such a sad past, is it any surprise that it rains often in England?

Arthur loses all of his memories of before the American Revolution and must go to France for help before he fades completely. Together they rediscover their entertwining paths in hope of making a future for one another. FrUk. may go to M later

Alfred is up and about before Iggy and he wakes him in and interesting way...USxUK fluff.

Gakuen Hetalia/Police AU. Sergeant Arthur Kirkland, now an Interpol agent, had to masquerade as a student in Hetalia Academy to find the two notorious thieves who have caused nothing but troubles. Will he complete the mission? Eventual Alfred/Arthur.

America: Heh, England's giving a lecture? *chomps* Are you up for it England? *slurrp* England: This is none of your business, I'll show the audience my abilities. The Axis Powers: Hetalia

Kiku's just moved to a new school when suddenly a Brittanian Angel decends and he finds himself head over heels in love. More yaoi. AU- High School. ArthurXKiku GilbertXRoderich FelicianoXLudwig

Arthur was doing it again, completely falling apart. He had a whole bottle of something in his hand. Based on a poem I wrote last night. Please read. USxUK. rated k .

England gets an Italian makeover. And shaves his eyebrows. America/England

England's long absent sister, Ireland, has finally made an appearance. She enjoys looking for unicorns, beating the crap out of France, and trying everybody's alcohol. Title has absolutely nothing to do with the story. Thank goodness for spellchecker.

Gakuen Hetalia AU- Alfred and Arthur share an umbrella on the way home from working late at school. Arthur has been trying to talk himself out of his crush on Alfred and is not pleased, but maybe things will work out between them after all.

An AU fic about America and England as children growing up together. Being that America's mother was very busy she went and hired a nanny. The reason this nanny wasn't as expensive as a normal was because she had a child with her. USUK Human names used

Arthur doesn't remember much about the night, but the marred skin on his back and the French nation at his bedside give him some idea of what had passed.

Iggy and America are emailing each other after a breakup. USxUK e WARNING: Iggy's cursing, America being stupid and craptastic writing skills ! Thanks so much to Shiroi Weaver of Dreams for listening to my ideas and editing!

When the Commonwealth of Nations had a reunion, two things would regularly appear: booze and asprin. And this year Seychelles didn't bring any asprin.

England and America do a little bit of sightseeing. fluff, drabble, oneshot.

So, England is an English Lit teacher, and there's a transfer student. I won't spoil much more.You must see for yourself. Please, Review !

Sometimes England's cooking could be counted as a blessing or a curse. Usually, it's a curse. JOKER

England tries to give America a bath. Little!America. Oneshot.

France/England. England didn’t understand why his eyebrows were so against him. “Bloody gits,” he grumbled as he looked in the mirror. “Can’t just leave me alone for *one* hour, can you?”

FrUk drabble.

New York realizes that England and Ireland were a horrible influence on the state of Massachusetts.

little!France/little!England. England can't understand France's "weird" language.

Just something I wrote of everyone's favorite dysfunctional family :3

“What if you were in some horrible accident and knew you only had fifteen seconds to live, what would you say as a message to me?” USxUK fluffy one-shot.

When Hong Kong sees England smoking, he remembers China... Rated T for implied drug abuse. Oneshot

Alfred's seen hockey and now he has Arthur inviting him to a 'real football game'. All Alfred does is complain, though. Dedicated to bella92. Has some USAxUK.

When America comes by for tea, England wants to impress him with Hong Kong's English. Things do not go as planned. Oneshot

England, America, Canada and Wales go touring the castles of England. Hilarity ensues? Sequel to A Convenient Affair. Pointless fic is pointless. Wanted to practise writing the couples.

Its been said England is friendless in Europe. But that, I'm afraid, is not true. Much to America's chagrin.

What would have happened had America sat in Busby's Chair?

Canada visits England. if you squint: Scotland/Canada, Scotland/England, England/America, others inside. COMPLETE.

Scotland & Wales start a relationship for the sole purpose of getting England angry.

He wrote letter after letter but he would never send them to the person they were destined to because he knew it wouldn't make any difference in the slightest. For Miss.Sly. Ireland x England

You- the elusive you, yes- meet a strange man in a pub. He's very very drunk, and feels like telling you his life story. Well... why not listen?

America meets England's four older brothers: Scotland, Patrick, Seamus and Wales.

In which Arthur and Alfred have differing tastes.

Arthur is the hottest guy around. People would kill to be his girlfriend or boyfriend . When Alfred, the new kid from America, enters the scene, things start to go south for him. Or is it? US x UK, fluff, AU

What an Englishman foo gets for wearing pants, yo!

England goes to get his eyebrows waxed but unfortunately for him he is met with more then a few distractions. Sometimes it seems like the whole world is against him. Literally.

And one vomiting in the bathroom. Germany gets too drunk, England happens to be walking by and takes the German home. GermanyxEngland, LudwigxArthur, ArthurxLudwig, EnglandxGermany, etc.

They never talk about the scars, especially that long ragged one slashed across America's belly. England's not even allowed to touch it. But eventually even the most taboo subjects fall from parted lips. US/UK, American Civil War

Fireworks boomed in the sky. Someone was missing. Arthur Kirkland. 10 words or less meme. rated T

In the span of four hundred years, Arthur had cried numerous times because of Alfred. But there were only three times he actually cried in front of him. Birthday fic for dear Alfred. Happy Birthday, America!

Alfred leaves his iPod at England's house. England gets curious and looks through his top ten list. Is it a good thing or a bad thing that it's so close to Independence Day? Fluff, USxEng

OC Nations attempt. Characterisation of Llywelyn, aka Wales, and Edmund, aka Scotland, and their relationship with Arthur. Somewhat Crackish Series of oneshots.

America brings England flowers, meets England's old flame Scotland, gets jealous, and learns about kilts. US/UK. First Axis Powers Hetalia fic. Use of an OC mostly as a plot device. Mainly done because I'm a history dork. COMPLETE.

This is what happens if you let England drink fifteen six-packs without stopping after watching. Post-Blackout, slight Joker, Germitaly.

America gets a case of the swine flu. US/UK oneshot.

One of the most traumatic days in Alfred's recent history and all he can think to do is run to England. T for graphicness. Use of both country and human names.

Arthur's been bothered by a nightmare for a few days.

England goes to look for his older brother on a battlefield. The world has changed since 1914.

Arthur shares the reason why he has dark circles under his eyes- and they aren't shadows from his eyebrows... crack fic

Written from England's "point of view". :: "England--... we're missing a piece." Faintly reluctant, Japan pulled away and stepped back a little to get a good look at the floor, in case they had dropped the final piece. England's eyes followed. UK/JPN

For some reason, America really didn't want England to see him that day. But that doesn't stop England from coming over to see what the problem is. UK/US.

If looks could kill, Arthur would be dead five times over... SpainxEngland Elizabethan Era

So England is sitting in at a bar, drinking like he lost a war or something. I don't know why, aru, but I'm the one pouring the drinks. :oneshot:

Arthur sat in the stuffy compartment, gazing through the tiny window to see masses of blue rush by. The only sound to be heard was the humming of the plane; an American made modified P-51 Mustang. America and England. Oneshot

America could count on one hand how many times he had seen England cry. US/UK. T for implied sex, England's potty mouth, and America's sexual innuendos.

Drabble. Japan is learning Western writing. England helps. A lot. UK/Japan, mention of China. Rated T for mention of male x male relationship.

He'd go drinking with Germany and Prussia, trade with China and Japan, or eat dinner with Italy. It made England grit his teeth and clench his fists until his knuckles turned white. UK/US

One night England stumbled to America's house, drunk. America put him to bed, and England left the next morning. A week later, England realized that he hadn't seen America since then, not even at UN meetings, and went to find him. AmericaxEngland

Just England being England. At least, most of the time. Sometimes he's a diva/pirate/angel. But that's *hopefully* only sometimes. *Slight US/UK*

Alfred does something, which humiliates Arthur.

Arthur Kirkland/England has just captured his newest prize, Antonio/Spain. But he finds this prize needs some... convincing. Warning: contains rape and violence. Uses human names.