Hey... My name is Lauren.

My favorite books/series are Maximum Ride, Twilight, House of Night, My Sister's Keeper, Percy Jackson and the Olympians...ect. I love listening to music, watching movies, reading, and of course writing :D

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"An original writer is not one who imitates nobody, but one whom nobody can imitate"

Maximum Ride Quotes

Max- "It's like I have a GPS inside of me, one of the talking ones. I tell it where I want to go, and it tell me go left in ten miles, then take I-80 for 5 miles. It can be pretty bossy, frankly."
Asian White coats- "Really?!"
Max- "No you idiots! It just has an unfailing tendency to point me in the opposite direction of a bunch of boneheads!

Iggy- "Mind if i change the chanel, Fnick? Theres a game on."
Fang- Make your self at home, Figgy.

Ari- "I really hate this guy."
Max- "Theres a club. The haters of Ter Bortch club. Dont you have your badge yet?"
LATER ON
Max- "The meeting of the haters of Ter Bortch club will now come to order"

Angel- "I can read minds, you idiot!"
Total- "Ya, Idiot!"

Ter Bortch to Iggy- " I assume that you are always holding onto someones shirt, yes? Following dem closly?"
Iggy- "Only when im trying ot steal their dessert."

Max-"He's a snappy dresser."

Ter Bortch-"Is there any reason we should keep you?"

Fang-"Besides my fashion sence? I play a mean harmonica."

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy

"In this store, he'd exchanged his basic black ensemble for a slightly different basic black ensomble

“You... are... a... fridge... with... wings. We’re... freaking... ballet... dancers.” –Fang

They were bad fliers. And in their minds, they weren’t all Kill the mutants, like they usually are. They were like, Remember to flap!” –Angel

MUSIC: Paramore, Jack's Mannequin, Owl City, Reliant K, The Beatles, Hellogoodbye, We the Kings, The All-American Rejects, The Who, Train, Boys Like Girls

SONGS: My Sharona-Varuca Salt, Check yes Juliet-We The Kings, Hello Seattle-Owl City, Here(In Your Arms)-Hellogoodbye, Bruised-Jack's Mannequin, Swing, Swing-The All-American Rejects, Hey, Soul Sister-Train, Drops of Jupiter-Train, These are the Nights-Making April

MOVIES: Push, Step Brothers, Pineapple Express, Fools Gold, Fried Green Tomatoes

TV SHOWS: The Simpsons, South Park, The Vampire Diaries, Tom & Jerry, American Idol

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my ass when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Idiots!

5 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12.00 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?! Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Favorite Quotes(Cuz im a quote fanatic)

"When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and let the rest of the world wonder how you did it."

"Every book has an ending...but in life every ending is a new beginning"

"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."

"People think it must be fun to be a smart, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world"

"There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or you suck.”

"Be a loser because 'cool' is overrated"

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"We may not make good decisions But hell, we make good stories."

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "

"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "

"Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face, when you push them down a flight of stairs. "

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."

Random facts about me-

-my favorite colors are dark blue, black and grey

-I'm obsessed with music

-I really like the album Incredibad

-I love the author Rick Riordan

this is Max's house from Confusion and frustration... srry for the wait on the chap. major writers block give me ideas fr next chap.--

max's outfit-- shirt- shorts- shoes- earings-

One step forward, three steps back pics

Max-

Angel (she's the second one down)-