Hello! My names Brittany, but you can call me Brit.

I'm a fake red head, but I look ten times better than I did when I was blonde. I'm on the varsity tennis team at my school and have a passion for designing.

My favorite books are:

Twilight Sage

Maximum Ride series

Percy Jackson and the Olympians series (the movie was absolutly NOTHING like the book but it was still pretty good)

Most of Eva Ibbotson's books

Most of Sarah Dessen's books

All the Private Novels

All the Vampire Academy books (This book made me both crack up and cry, it was so good)

I love music and it inspires me in everything I do.

A few of my favorite artists are:

Paramore

The Fray

Muse

Taylor Swift (I saw her in concert April 1, 2010! She sounded awesome!)

Cascada (Saw her at Jingle Ball 2009. She was AMAZING!)

Kings of Leon

The Killers

Linkin Park

I love to spend my time either drawing, writing, reading, listening to music, playing tennis, or hanging out with my two year old niece Olivia, who literally looks just like Renessme.

I don't own anything. Not my phone, my radio, and I sure as hell don't own Twilight.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, TheEmoSideOfMe, EdwardlovesChristyalways, MyBlackRoses, HerMemoriesErased, x.rosalieorcatherine.xlol, bwestbrook

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don't own Twilight,
and neither do you. (I found bith of those on jacob-blacks-bitch's profile and thought they were cool)

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? Here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press Play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
Scene-- Band/Artist--Song Title
1. Opening Credits: Paramore—Decoy
2. Waking up: All American Rejects—Top of The World (Sounds fitting)
3. First Day of College: A Fine Frenzy—Winter White (Really relaxing song)
4. Falling in Love: Editors—No Sound But The Wind (Different but good song, works well for a love scene)
5. Kiss Scene: CASCADA—Miracle (Not really the song I would choose)
6. Fight Song: Joey + Rory—Cheater, Cheater (WOW)
7. Breaking Up: P!nk—Sober
8. Graduating College: Yellowcard—Life Of A Salesman (Definatly)
9. Big Break: Sir-Mix-A-Lot—Baby Got Back
10. Mental Breakdown: Kelly Clarkson—Never Again (Couldn’t have chosen a better song myself)
11. Driving Song: Fergie—Clumsy
12. Flashback: Yellowcard—Only One (Perfect)
13. Getting back together: Shania Twain—I’m Gonna Getcha Good! (It’s like it was meant to be)
14. Wedding: Bob Acri—Sleep Away
15. Birth of Child: New Kids on the Block—Summertime
16. Paying Dues: Carrie Underwood—Just a Dream (Sounds about right)
17. Moment of Triumph: Akon—Right Now (Na Na Na)
18. Final Battle: Paper Tongues—Trinity (Not what I would’ve picked, but it works)
19. Death Scene: Beyonce‘—Baby Boy ft. Sean Paul
20. Funeral Scene: Cage the Elephant—Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked (Sounds perfect for this scene)
21. End Credit: Brian McKnight—Back at One (Damn I’m good)

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Be who you are and say what you feel for those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind- Dr.Suess

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Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."

"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future."

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

I’ve got a problem for your solution.

The worst time to have a heart attack is when you’re playing charades. No one will believe you.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile.

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day when you get your own house i'm going to come in and jump on the furniture, leave the fridge open, and mess with the thermostat!"

this is for all those people who are so gullible it caught them the second time they read it!! (im one of those people!)

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line

20 things to do at Walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

How is it possible to have a civil war?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I’m Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

"Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real."

Death is God’s way of saying "You’re fired."
Suicide is Human’s way of saying "You can’t fire me- I quit!"

Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.