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 Author has written 2 stories for Homestuck, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. == Enter Name. Your name is Olive but you can call me Olivia. You have a thing for reading FANFICTIONS. But you have other interests too! You like to DRAW, COLOR, COLLECT, ADVENTURE, COSPLAY, SLEEP, EAT, ROLEPLAY and ocasionally VOICE ACT. You also HAVE FUN! Most people think your one hell of a party and this is true. You are great at SOCIALIZING and TALKING nonstop. You don't mind talking to people anytime anywhere. You also have a fancy for TUMBLR!!! Your tumblr is: www.olivewaffle.tumblr.com You loooooooooooove the fandom of HOMESTUCK and also HETALIA!
The FANFICTIONS you read most are HOMESTUCK related but you really don't mind any kinds. You also loooooooooove alllllllllll SHIPS and PAIRINGS! You love the CRACKEST to the CANNON ones. ==Olive: Go Back To Read More Fanfictions. |
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Fragility by tempestSylph reviews
It had been happening your whole life; people just didn't seem to take very well to you. But after a while of the names and the pushing and shoving, they really acted on it. They acted on their hate and it really, really hurt. Rating is now M for mature themes and language
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,625 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - John E., Dave S.
The Hardest Part of This is Leaving You by IAmTheLamp reviews
Dave's world starts to fall apart when his older brother is diagnosed with cancer.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,949 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S., Bro
Will You Please AU Compilation by kit.jpg reviews
A simple compilation of AUs from the Will You Please JohnDave AU.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Parisstuck by Autumn.Harvest.Doll reviews
A Homestuck AU based in Paris, with plenty of thrilling tales to tell. This city sets a stage for dramatic events that slowly unfold. Remember, it can only go deeper from here! Rated M for sex and related things. Trigger warnings for depression/cutting. Various pairings. Please forgive the bad command arrows; the site does not seem to like it when I make a 'greater than' sign.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,622 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 7/2/2012
Steps to Insanity by Serber reviews
A day at the YMCA has Karkat feeling a bit drowned, and John's breath hitches for the new lifeguard. John/Karkat, John/Sollux, Karkat/Sollux, Gamzee/Karkat, Gamzee/Tavros. Possibly more, the story appears to eat us.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,693 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 6/16/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
crimson by izumi-kamikura reviews
Told from multiple points of view, this journey through both intimate relationships and the revelation of the Game's post-effect on the Beta kids, Alpha kids, and their Guardians.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,982 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 7/18/2012 - John E., Rose L., Dave S., Jane C.
Collegestuck (Homestuck AU) by Dracalicious reviews
The economy is terrible and John Egbert decides to pursue degrees at TAU, Troll Academy University. John and Dave are roomates and John often hangs out with his buddies, Karkat and Gamzee, while dating Dave. However, John has to be cautious as Karkat and Gamzee have a lot of dirt on Dave from their high school years. What could happen? Rated M for sexual content and crude humor.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,310 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 7/31/2012 - John E., Dave S.
Private Schoolstuck by Izzileia reviews
A new school. A new start. You would think something like that would be perfect. But in Karkat's life? Hell no. Everything's too complicated. But... there might be sunlight in this hellhole, and that would be John Egbert - and the perfection he is. Sexual themes in later chapters.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 84,338 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
The Prince and the Heir by Kishiro Kitsune reviews
Mini-chapters revolving around the relationship between Dirk and John post-Game, focusing mostly on how the other occupants of the house feel about them being together.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,565 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 2/16/2013 - John E., Dirk S. - Complete
Better the Devil you Know by Casamyriln reviews
Your name is John Egbert, super awesome demon hunter kinda , and you currently have a sunglasses clad demon sitting on your couch eating fruit loops out of what you believe is a mixing bowl, and frankly your a bit unsure of what to do.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,387 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Somthing Wicked This Way ComesCandy Monster by TotallyCapriciousFaygoFag reviews
John's dad leaves for some kind of business trip leaving John and his dear cousin alone.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - John E., Jake E.
A Little Moment In Time by notebookthief reviews
A 30 Day OTP Challenge for BroJohn. Some smut, some fluff. (This is one of those AU's where Dirk and Bro are pretty much the same person).
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,511 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - John E., Bro
The Haunting by BornOn413 reviews
GPI is a paranormal investigators team, but when a trip to a graveyard to test out their new equipment goes terribly wrong, Dave is the one to suffer most of the spiritual blows.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,494 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Chocolate Cake by Chappy-the-Bunny reviews
Thanks to Corporal Levi, Eren is gifted with the opportunity to try something that he has never even heard of before: cake.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Silent Hillstuck by xAxelx reviews
Parents will go to great lengths to save their children. Dave and John are certainly no exception. What will happen when their beloved daughter, Cassie, goes missing in the mysterious town of Silent Hill? Based on the movie, some aspects of the games integrated in. Pairings are Dave/John and maybe a little Dirk/Jake. TW: Body horror and gore.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - John E., Dave S., Dirk S., Jake E.
Heaven's Forge by Flipspring reviews
Twelve trolls are recruited into into the Alternian Military Fleet where they'll receive a deadly mission: become the first invasion team on a beautiful blue planet not yet touched by trollkind. T: SNAFU, hemocism, quadrants, political cahoooooooots H: lols, funtimes, humidity, mysterious relics /Part 1 of Operation Invasion series/
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,530 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
OniStuck by BlueStrawberryIII reviews
The Beta kids get stuck in a mansion where strange noises haunt the night, and monsters rule the halls. Based off of Heta/Ao Oni with a good helping of Sburb and other twists mixed in. WARNING: (Mostly temporary) major character death.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,941 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Dave S.
Sometimes I Hate It by amayaXakeru reviews
The lives we know could end at any minute, all it takes is one bad move, maybe not even made by you. John ends up in the hospital and fate has paired him with an interesting roommate, but maybe fate isn't as funny as he thinks. JohnxKarkat. M for some slight gore and violence. Some adult situations and the like. Will update fairly often.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,517 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Of Dorks and Popcorn by SerenityWritesSlash reviews
AU. John Egbert is kind of poor, and things aren't exactly perfect for him and his roomate. But that all seems to change when a Rom Com loving troll walks into his movie store, turning John's life upside down every time they meet.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Make a Difference by littlemissleijon reviews
John's father owns a prison. Not a normal prison, though. It's a prison for the deformed. Most of the so-called "prisoners" here are around their mid to late teens and have animalistic deformities. Against his dad's beliefs, John sets out to somehow free all of the prisoners, and it all starts with the mutated bird kid with the scarlet eyes.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - John E., Dave S.
Influence by Piagetheanon reviews
John Egbert quite the spoiled rich kid. It is three months til his 18th Birthday and hes forced to live the last bits of his childhood in Texas on his own. How does one cope with such poor and wild people? HammerTime PepsiCola JohnXDave
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - John E., Dave S.
High School Sucks by Keanan765 reviews
Dave is a popular high schooler and is in love with someone so unpopular. He has all six classes with her. What will he do when he starts to lose control of his feelings? Humanstuck- Dave/Nepeta
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Dave S., Nepeta L.
There's a dead Lusus outside our apartment by FeralFighter reviews
God damn it, they're at it again. Can't a dude help his baby brother eat without some weird beast fight happening outside their apartment? AU and the result of lack of sleep
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,241 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Dirk S., Karkat V. - Complete
Half smile for my Love by TheRealKira reviews
You and Tuna were best friends at the orphanage, you played together everyday, and shared secrets. One day, a nice woman and her husband came, and adopted both of you! Two years later the nice woman, Mommy, died. Daddy was hurt. He turned to drinking. He hit you and Tuna a lot more, and even through Tuna against the wall! By age twelve, you didn't love Daddy anymore, only Tuna
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Sollux C., Mituna C. - Complete
Saved Each Other by charm545 reviews
AU: Dave saved John from being run over by a car. Soon this stranger will become his best friend, maybe even more...
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Opposing Forces by stormshower084 reviews
John is...a cynical douche. Karkat is the bane of his life. After years of torment from Karkat, John is convinced that life completely sucks. But Karkat has some secrets he hasn't told John that might just change his mind. If he'll actually listen to him.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - John E., Karkat V.
Time Shenanigans by Ayazi reviews
Dirk finally confesses his feelings to Jake. . . and he has a secret. He's been working on a machine that will allow the two to meet in person. Interesting events occur. Will be rated M later on! Collab fic/rp with Ember8123. Enjoy !
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,343 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E.
More Than This by dstrider94 reviews
When Bro loses the only thing he has he seeks comfort in John. Slight John/Dave and Sadstuck in the beginning.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Bro, John E.
Save him again by tortoiseshellKelpie reviews
Post sburb. The trolls and beta kids now live on earth. John gets in an accident and Karkat has to take care of him, along with trying to track down whoever hurt his matesprit. I'm sorry. I shipped… I shipped so hard. Rated T for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Finding Love by KittyTayTay reviews
Gamzee answers his door one day to find a beaten, bruised, and bloodied Nepeta. He takes care of her and as time goes on things progress. Read as they go through surprises, fights, separation, and loss. Humanstuck Highschoolstuck AU
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Gamzee M., Nepeta L. - Complete
Shackled Winds by D.J Donkey reviews
Slavery!AU John is being sold in the slave market. He is purchased by Aranea. I can't write summery's for shit.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,560 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Aranea S., John E.
Prince of my Heart by Sanadachi reviews
With John suffering from extreme nightmares, how will his stay with the Striders be? No. John is a man, and he can take care of himself, can't he?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,832 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - John E., Dirk S.
Daddy Detested by hydroponic pharmaceuticals reviews
John is a... boy. And he hates his daddy. (PARODY/REWRITE OF DADDY DEAREST)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2013 - [John E., Dad E.] - Complete
LoveStuck by Euphoria Writer reviews
John has been attending college for three weeks now with his best friends and dear sister Jade, but what happens when he finds out that he's being stalked by a girl with a spider obsession and a blind girl with a thing for the color red, all for a friend of there's with a serious crush on John. DaveXJohn and other pairings to come.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Between Jade and Green by bloodyshadow1 reviews
Nepeta gets a weird feeling from one of the trolls after the game is won and she needs to talk to someone about it. Someone she can trust, Kanaya the rainbowdrinker. My first fanfiction please be kind KanayaxNepeta pairing. Will hopefully be multiple ch
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,553 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Kanaya M., Nepeta L. - Complete
Little Red Striding Hood by Kallie Konniko reviews
Au. Every character is human. John wrote a remake of Little Red Riding Hood. Eventual John/Dave stuff. Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN THE CHARACTERS! obviously...
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,935 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Shut Up by notebookthief reviews
Dirk saves Jake from going into his land without a mask (again). [Not gonna lie, this is just an excuse to write porn.]
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
BabySitter by Homestuck-fanfics reviews
What will Bro do when he has to watch a Bro crazy John?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Bro, John E.
Brotherly Love by technogeekmituna reviews
Perhaps normal brothers weren't supposed to deal with this kind of stress of having feelings for each other, but Mituna and Sollux were anything but normal brothers. TW: Incest
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Mituna C., Sollux C. - Complete
Take My Breath Away by Kaida Daygona reviews
John finds himself in a new school where the only attention he gets is from bullies. After a particularly bad time with them, Jake finds him and befriends him. this is based on zeborah's drawings who can be found on tumblr of their highschool au
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,153 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 4/20/2012 - John E., Jake E.
My Best Friends Brother by Feferoniandcheesepizza reviews
You and Dave are best friends. Though, people seem to get mixed up with that and boyfriends. You always remind them that you are NOT a homosexual, though you never say if you're heterosexual or not, because no one ever really asks. But when Dave's brother asks something that you're more then surprised at what happens next. RATED M FOR SWEARING, AND POSSIBLE SMUT IN LATER CHAPTERS
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012 - John E., Dirk S.
Where Have You Been? by Sopas Tontas reviews
John thought it'd be cool living with his friends. Well he thought wrong. A meteor crashes on Earth with an alien that he has to befriend and hide from the rest of society, and those friends of his aren't making this easy on him. AU, rated T for now might change later (wonk), johnkat, mild johndave, maybe more pairings later on
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,739 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Staking Claim by MistressKiko reviews
You don't care what anyone says. Bro Strider is yours. AU.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Bro, John E.
What Hides Under the Bed by Kuroko no Baka reviews
John was a pretty normal kid until one day he was shot. I'm going to warn you it will be angsty for a bit because John is likely to have some sort of PTSD. Also, monsters. Lots and lots of them. And eventual BroJohn because oops I OTP'd Later chapters will be M.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Bro, John E.
Things That Happen At Summer Camp by TerrenceMcSharky reviews
Karkat Vantas had wanted nothing more this summer than to stay in his room and dream of his own cheesy romcom ending. When he's signed up for summer camp against his will, he doubts he'll get that chance. Though sometimes, the real thing can be better than any fantasy. Humanstuck! Contains JohnKat, Erisol, Daverezi, GamTav, and more to come. Rated ahead of time for future chapters
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Karkat V., John E.
The City of Light by Cynthia Zharya reviews
Better summary inside! A complete rewrite of the entire Homestuck webcomic, albeit interpreted differently. Old characters make new appearances in vastly different guises, and the Overworld now intersects with the Medium in unexpected ways. This will be a long journey, filled with shattered assumptions and new revelations, and its ending will be the biggest twist of all!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 149,418 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - John E., Dave S.
Befallen for You by Zanawolf reviews
Sadstuck, Humanstuck, Character Death. AU: Nepeta goes to a high school called Alternia. She meets a transfer student after several deaths at the school...horrible summery without completely blowing the plot idea and twist. But please R and R?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,214 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Nepeta L., Jake E.
Waiting for the End by Tero Ne reviews
This is a really long and fluffy Hammertime story that is set during game and in a hypothetical end game. It was written during the Aug '12 hiatus so I tried to keep canon up to that point. Dave is in love with his best friend, but will always put his best friend first.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 103,781 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Hopeless Hearts by Art Is Dead reviews
Jake goes to visit Dirk in Texas for a month, only to be bombarded with drama and conflicting emotions. Rated M for future smut, language and drug/alcohol analogies.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,724 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Show Me Your Metal by SocialDegenerate reviews
Bro gets a barbell for his tongue piercing that is the colour of John's eyes, and so John decides to return the favour. They make out in the kitchen.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Bro, John E. - Complete
In the Dead of Night by Kyraelii reviews
John Egbert develops a bad habit. That habit being getting in bed with his best friend's brother. Bro/John, soon to be smut. M/M
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/6/2012 - John E., Bro
Secrets by MaryFaraday reviews
Your name is John Egbert and your boyfriend Dave Strider cheated on you. His brother is here to comfort you, but it turns out that he wants more from you.. Rated M. Yaoi. I do not own Homestuck.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Dirk S., John E.
Flushed by Stripe reviews
A personal challenge to attempt a ficlet for all 120 possible combinations of couples among the trolls and kids.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 43,335 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011
Sugar Free by eggjam reviews
"So, there's this guy. He's not really hot, like how you'd imagine, but there's something magnetic about him anyway." AU Dave/John
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,420 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Frostbitten Hearts Petstuck by QueenDusk reviews
A story by Misa-chu and me. Discontinued. It starts off with Karkat being abused by his owner, later to be taken in by John. After some mischief, they visit Rose and her troll Kanaya.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,258 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Game Restart by Sabertoothshadow reviews
Johns turn to be comforted. When the game ends he runs away from everyone and stops using his pesterchum account. Its not until four years later that he actualy shows up again but whats changed over the last four years that needs them all together again?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,177 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Of dogs and demons by Sick-Fires-Bro reviews
karkat and jake become room mates! there worlds collide and a new friendship blooms.. but is that all? enjoy!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Karkat V., Jake E.
All that glitters might be Gold by Izzileia reviews
Caught in a curse for over a thousand years, a man lies in a steely bed, a coffin of his own demise. However, the slight flicker of candlelight might not be enough to rouse the sleeping beauty when a lone adventurer wanders into the ruins of his home.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E.
Detention by HeadCanons reviews
John gets home late because of detention, Dave is waiting for him. Dubcon in the beginning, AU: No Sburb.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
When The Sky Fell In by chocolateApples reviews
The game ended and the kids now go back to a semi-normal life. While Rose is sleeping, John, Dave and Jade decide to go out and chill at the local park. John decides to play a prank of sorts on Dave, resulting in something that completely destroys John and leaves Jade and Rose helpless. JohnDave & sadstuck c:
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - John E., Dave S.
Still of the Night by Apocalyptic Lore reviews
As the hump of the century comes and goes, so does the controversial romance between Jake English and the ever-elusive Dirk Strider. This is the story of a love found, lost, and rediscovered anew. 1940s-1950s AU.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E.
The Princely Groom by Aiony Kittyhawk reviews
Dirk/Jake fic based off of the story The Princess Bride.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,983 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Soon, all this is going to be about is making out by pleather reviews
TG: well basically when you live with a hot cat babe in a small apartment TG: things are pretty awesome
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Dave S., Nepeta L.
Pink by Oktarin reviews
She's perfect but still flawed. Very flawed. She's your twisted Eve, you suppose that makes you her Adam, warped and imperfect and completely unfit for the job, but maybe together you're okay.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Dirk S., Roxy L. - Complete
John: prank Dave by youshouldbefollowing reviews
John decided to pull a prank on Dave, but is his lie really a lie? rated t for language
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Unexpected by ICan'tAlwaysBeWitty reviews
Dave moves in with his sister, Rose, up in Canada after losing his job and his girlfriend leaving him. John decides to visit his sister, Jade, needing a break from his music. Will fate have other plans in store for these two? DavexJohn, Rated T for swears, may change.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,639 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
John and Karkat: Take a Journey by Polar Sway reviews
John has feelings for Karkat, he won't deny that. Well he won't deny it to himself or his best bro, Dave. JohnKat, T for swearing. AU.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
1 2 3 4 by graziax reviews
John misses the simple days when everything was good and his three best friends and he were little, running around the backyard playing. But now they're teenagers, in high school, and John doesn't really get to hang out with his friends anymore. And John might have just realized he is totally crushing on Dave? Dave/John! Fluff 3 inspired by plain white t's 1 2 3 4!
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Every DaveJohn Fanfiction Ever Written Ever by shutterfun reviews
A mash-up of the best and worst Hammertime stereotypes created into one short romance.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Red and Blue by TheNumber1Hero reviews
TG: hey john TG: uh i made this poem for you TG: i know its really shitty but i hope you like it anyway EB: ... -This story is a poem. This story is rated T for references of the main characters being gay. If you don't like poems or gay references don't read this.-
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
My Little Pet by PrinceVampy reviews
Petstuck! Eridan decides to purchase a troll, finding a young troll to take into the family. Possible two-shot, will contain Erisol in later chapters.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
The Darkest Part of Your Mind by oJdelight56 reviews
John doesnt let anyone get too close to him.He knows that the will always leave. He just wants to forget all the people who have ever left him expecaily a certain boy but when he gets amnesia and forgets everything all he wants is to remember not caring how terrible the truth is. John/dave among other pairings
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,315 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - John E., Dave S.
A Cat Love's it's Milk by Kallie Konniko reviews
Stridercest, only they're cats... stridercatcest... ADULT STUFF OKAY!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Cityscraped by PolarBearAquarium reviews
Living in a suburban setting, Sollux Captor is pretty happy with things, although he's not exactly the most well-off teenager. Until the pompous Eridan Ampora enters his life. AU, Mature.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,370 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sollux C., Eridan A. - Complete
Emptiness by Animecandy reviews
-Trigger warning for self harm- Dave has been closing himself off to everybody, even his best friends. Hidden emotions threaten to expose themselves and possibly ruin a great friendship. Also on Ao3! /works/492301/chapters/860346
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,066 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Dave S., John E.
A Heart of Gold by Confound reviews
This is a fanfiction about my Homestuck OTP, NepetaxKarkat. I plan to make it seeping with drama, so if you're into that, enjoy. Just a note: My arrows don't work on this website, so will replace them. Also, I know this isn't the most creative title, but it's 4am, give me a break. If I can think of something more fitting I'll change it. Though I think it's decent, considering.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Nepeta L., Karkat V.
Romance of the Two Rings by Shavenyeti reviews
Skaia, a wonderous world thrown into war and turmoil. Derse and Prospit have been warring for eons, and little do they know that their world is about to face a danger like no Skaian could fathom. Follow Johnathan the Windcaller and Sir David the Fire-breather in a fantastic adventure of tragedy, love, pain, and suspense.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - John E., Dave S.
Regret by momp reviews
a small one-shot where dirk over-trains jake and jake becomes dangerously powerful. based on the long dead theory that jake gets lord english powers or something or that sort.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Dirk's Kitty Science by FlyingToastMonkeys reviews
Dirk and Jake, not finished. Rating is subject to change.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E.
Tiny Treasure by PageofRage reviews
Post Sburb. Dirk and Jake get a big surprise.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,878 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Snuggles, Sand, and Stars by JustDrinkTea reviews
You've been waiting for weeks just for this camping trip with John. And amazingly, it looks like everything might actually go according to plan. JohnDave, DaveJohn, Pepsicola, Hammertime
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Purr Like A Cat VrisNep Fanfic! by DJ-Rayvennx reviews
Nepeta is eagerly awaiting a visit from a friend who will be staying the night. But she certainly doesn't expect what is to come. This is my second fanfiction but my first female pairing so I do apologize if it doesn't make sence or if there are spelling errors or anything!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Vriska S., Nepeta L. - Complete
The Little Gemini by PrinceVampy reviews
After a fight with Eridan, Sollux is left with a problem. Days later Eridan comes by to see that he changed Sollux into a two sweep old. Now having to take care of Sollux until he finds a way to change him back, that is, if he finds one, Eridan starts to wonder if he even wants Sollux back to normal, seeing as how he is far nicer this way. Awful summary. Erisol in later chapters.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,699 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Sollux C., Eridan A.
Dave's Poems by Ezra Curio reviews
Just some drabble. Dave breaks into slam poetry before bedtime.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Incubus by Homicidal Whispers reviews
John meets Karkat at a club and is drawn to him despite himself. The only problem is Karkat isn't quite human, not really.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/16/2012 - [John E., Karkat V.] - Complete
Sweet Cannibal by gracethekat reviews
Will Dave be able to love a flesh-eating monster? FRIST FANFIC! ; Trickster!John
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Indent by sugroinis
Jake English is completely delirious, accidentally murdering someone he finds precious in the process. After realising what he's done, he can only dream of what is to come. He wants an adventure, but he's too afraid of the broken, destroyed world he lives in. Can Jake step outside of his room to face the truth and move on? Or will Jake be forever stuck battling his psyche? AU
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Bags of Bones by DriftStuck reviews
"You seem like someone who likes adventure and shouldn't you have more hope to explore the mysteries of the world as I'm sure you do. Maybe you'll find yourself. Maybe you'll find true love. You don't know that unless you leave the past behind and go forward." Dirk/Jake Sadstuck AU.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
ocean2 at theiir be2t by izumi-kamikura reviews
Sollux gets a little tied up when a incident involves him, a sea dweller, and a quarrel turned make out in the ocean depths. Flufff3
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,250 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
Wolfish Eyes by milksey reviews
That hits John hard, because it only makes him realize that what they want—or rather have—is all the more worse. John x Bro
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2012 - John E., Dirk S. - Complete
Crazy Chances by mangonyan reviews
Nepeta comes across Dave one day after the game and starts a wonderful friendship. Little known to both of them, feelings will develop as they deal with highschool and the people that come with it. Many random OC's.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Nepeta L., Dave S.
40 Shades of JakeDirk by JinxDestroy reviews
After a great day at the mall, Jake and Dirk have a little too much fun with some condoms. DirkJake smut. Toys. This is my second fanfiction, so enjoy.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Don't Hate Me by CrowsGurl reviews
They were one big happy family- though every family has their outcast. Dirk is lost amongst his family's friends with only loneliness to hold to. Gunblade AU; MultiSidePairings; Rated T for cursing.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,454 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E.
Remove the Shades, Mr Strider by JustDrinkTea reviews
You trust John. A lot. But you're not sure you can do it- how could you possibly reveal what's behind your shades? They hold too much. They're too vulnerable. JohnDave, pepsicola, hammertime
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
It Was Just A Text by promidoso reviews
Dirk may be uptight, but what happens when he overreacts to one of Roxy's drunken text?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Dirk S., Roxy L. - Complete
In Sickness by Kaida Daygona reviews
Dave's discovered he's sick, so he has to stay in the hospital. After a while, someone else has to occupy the other half of the room, some dork with an annoying laugh. Dave begrudges this at first, but then warms up to the new occupant. Very Sadstuck.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,300 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Such a Lovely Way to Burn by Amorce reviews
He knew that this day would come and had always brushed it away with some yelling. Yet as soon as he realized that John was actually here, in flesh, he found himself fleeing into a closet he never even knew existed. John x Karkat
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Heart Splinter by suessepup reviews
"Distance means so little when someone means so much."
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S.
Not Just A Strife by OCeanic Vista reviews
Dave and Bro have a strife on the roof. It leads to something a little bit better. Dave/Bro, Dave bottoming, NSFW Stridercest. c: Based off of a RP I was in, in which I was Dirk,
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Sudden Attractions by psychoInnocent reviews
John's had a crush on Dirk since the first time he went over to the Strider Household. Now, he just wants the elder Strider to know that. Dirk just wants John to get on with it and Dave's just hoping that maybe, just maybe, he can be a part of this somehow. DirkJohn, DirkJohnDave, Hinted JohnDave. Gift for peachypopo and unicornfarmer on tumblr
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Dirk S., John E. - Complete
The First Time You Saw Him by Darkfairiesdance reviews
You knew something was different about him. You could tell by the way his skin looked grey, how his hood was pointed in two places on top of his head...You wanted to know Johnkat c:
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,260 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Problems being DogTier by Thornbrier reviews
This is a terrible little bit of parody smutfic I based on some things I saw over at homestucksexcanons on tumblr. Its just one scene, no lead in, no follow up. Its Japeta and Karazi. I haven't written smut in years, I'm sure it sucks, but I hope someone enjoys this crap, so here it is.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Jade H., Nepeta L. - Complete
Hold me Tonight by JustDrinkTea reviews
Never once have you ever fallen asleep during Ghostbusters. But right now you are very close. And Dave's shoulder is pretty comfortable. Maybe a few minutes wouldn't hurt... Johndave, DaveJohn, Pepsicola, Hammertime
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Blue Clockwork by Artii2tByAnotherName reviews
Life's being boring as of late for one Dave strider, and it seems nothing can pull him out of his rut. Bro's strifing seems less spontanious than usual, and even pesterchum is a bore can an old time friend help free him once and for all? Rated T for later
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Nothing But Puppy Love by EmberofRose reviews
Based on Zeborah's Generic Highschool AU, with some changes made. JohnDave, if that wasn't evident. I'm not sure whether to rate it T or M for language, so I guess I'll go with T? Sorry if this is wrong. Coolkid falls for dork. Dork afraid of coolkid?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - John E., Dave S.
Childhood Sweethearts by JustDrinkTea reviews
It's not always easy or fun being the new kid in Washington. You're lonely. You miss Texas. But when John Egbert invites himself into your life, Maple Valley doesn't start to look so bad anymore. JohnDave, DaveJohn, Pepsicola, Hammertime
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
A Day in the Life of Petstuck by QueenofFoxery reviews
John finds a box of abandoned kittens. With Rose allowing him to keep only one, the other are adopted out. It's soon realized that these 'cats' are more then they bargained for. Candy corn horns, dragon-like tail, telekinesis and strange blood colors are not normal things for your typical average cat. Just how will John and and the other pet owners deal with this? T for language
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/2/2012
Hope is Not Lost by sensanity reviews
for a kinkmeme prompt. Dirk visits Jake's island AU.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
JOHN, PLEASE REMEMBER by Sabertoothshadow reviews
Also titled - In which Karkat regains John's memory. This is an AU where they have beaten the game but not everyone remembers. John is one of them that doesn't and Karkat wants to get it back. Its kinda convenient that John sets it up perfectly then. Rated T for language and sexual mentions.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Flarp by Ocil reviews
One day Equius bans Nepeta from roleplaying. Terezi comes up with a solution that will make everyone happy.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Nepeta L., Terezi P. - Complete
Of Cafes and Families by Always irritated reviews
Au Dirk could not be there, as work stopped him from being there. Fortunately, or unfortunately, Roxy was there. Dirk just hoped she was sober, or if she was drunk that she was there enough to get through everything.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Scared to be Home Alone by JinxDestroy reviews
Dave comes over to John's house only to have an unexpected surprise waiting for him. JohnDave smut, Dom!John, Crossdress!John, and a kind of awkward Dave. This is my first fanfic, so enjoy!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Unexplainable Delirium by girl with the sbahj tattoo reviews
Two dorks in love, doing what they always do: being themselves and of course being dorks. -DaveJohnDave/Oneshot/Fluff/Non-SBURB/Rated T for implications-
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/26/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
New Days, New Feelings by xXMomoIchigo reviews
Their relationship only started out as a friendship. But could it end up being something more? :B HumanStuck AU, Rated T for languaaaage. Gosh I'm bad at summaries.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Friendship Bracelet by madame of music reviews
The trolls and humans have decided to have a gift exchange, but the catch is the gifts have to be homemade, and our dear Karkat has not an ounce of creativity. T for Karkles's mouth. Takes place on Earth, after Sburb/Sgrub. Happy Christmas in July!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
S: Be Tired by Traitor XIII reviews
You are tired. Oh so very tired of this. So very tired... I'm not really good at summaries, but I hope you come on in and enjoy this fic! :'D
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Dave S., John E.
In which John almost Kill's himself by Sabertoothshadow reviews
I have no fucking idea what to name this. Written in second person. John's POV. Suicidal so M to be safe. No smut, how odd for me. :P Anyway, just a way to get rid of depressed feelings and such as well as writers block and stress. It'll be three or four chapters. IDK. please read and what not.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,944 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
BLood & Chains by Kallie Konniko reviews
ADULT CONTENT! Pure smutt story between a young Dirk and his big brother Dave. This obviously has blood and is semi-sadstuck.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
In any which way but loose by watawatwat reviews
Your name is John Egbert and you're and Sburb survivor. It's been over two years now since the game ended but still there are nights where you wake gasping for air with sweaty sheets and skin that could put ghosts to shame. You tend to push these dreams aside though and pretend they don't exist as you're sure all three of your other friends do.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2012 - John E., Dave S.
Bet Your Life by Anaki Starsong reviews
Davesprite just has to go tell John. His John. The one that died. He has to go tell him before it's too late...
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Davesprite, John E. - Complete
Bro, I Can't Sleep by RandomRyu reviews
Dave can't sleep, so he goes to his Brother. Feelings are brought up, and it gets interesting. Yaoi, Stridercest. Dave topping.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Imagination by PokeBrony413 reviews
In which Roxy's imagination strays a bit. *Blatant Smut Alert* Pairing is RoxyDad, unrequited.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Roxy L., Dad E. - Complete
Call Me Dave Strider by Strider Song reviews
Dalila is tired of having a female body for several reasons, and bro helps him become a boy on the outside, and though unable to physically change him, he's a boy to the rest of the world now by the name of Dave. He meets several boys along the way including a boy named John and some sex-confusion drums up drama. Rated M for future sexual content, language, and Trans-Dave.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Dave's Thunder by Kurtah reviews
A normal day in the Strider apartment until a storm hits. Dave's fear of thunder causes old memories.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Thunder Cake by comatoselove reviews
Written for my sister. Dave is afraid of storms and John has a way to help him.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Dave S., John E.
A Visitor by mindreboot reviews
Dirk is woken by mysterious steps outside his window. He wasn't expecting to let the visitor in... Oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
4:20 In the Morning by Kaida Daygona reviews
Jake has met a lot of new people when he left his island to attend college. That includes his roommate Dirk. Finals are finally over. Smoking warning and NSFW
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
What Is Happiness by VespertineFlora reviews
John and Karkat enjoy each other's company on a warm spring afternoon, fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Karkat V., John E.
Just Come Over by rainbow-stained reviews
Terezi and Karkat have some fun. Rated M for lemony goodness and swearing. Humanstuck.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Terezi P., Karkat V. - Complete
Broken by fujikawaii10346 reviews
Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you have been stood up by your BEST BRO and BOYFRIEND: DAVE STRIDER... Or have you? Warning: Contains mention of rape! Rated T for language and eventual whatnots. Humanstuck AU
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,897 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Trickster hosue by lolchick44 reviews
16 kids go into a 'haunted house' its not very haunted but its crazy. Who is this person every one keeps talking about? Some TereziXKarkat, FeferiXSollux, and AradiaXSollux.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Karkat V., John E.
One Meter Per Second by Profe reviews
Dave's community service is at a hospital. A hospital where he meets a boy named John.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,112 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Random Encounter by Antony Bellows reviews
Two boys fooling around on their computers select "RANDOM ENCOUNTER" from their pesterchum menus and hope for the best. An awkward conversation leads to a lifetime friendship-aka. John & Dave's first meeting.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
This one day by greekgodapollo reviews
It's a day Karkat doesn't particularly like, but to John It's a day that needs to be celebrated. What will he do and How will Karkat react? The story Is better than it seems I promise!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,659 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Summer Heat by JustDrinkTea reviews
Your name is John Egbert and you are really excited to be spending time with your best bro this summer. You are not excited about the Texas heat, however. Good thing Dave has a solution. Or is it? JohnDave, DaveJohn, Pepsicola, hammertime
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
STOP CALLING ME SHORTY! by Strider Song reviews
Karkat is the most irritable motherfucker on the planet, and now he has to put up with the...most unique motherfucker on the planet. Rated M for swearing and ass grabbing in future chapters. Probably smut too For those who have read it, this will not update as quickly as "Oh Bullocks! We've Swapped Bodies!", though it may or may not be as long.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Karkat V., Dave S.
Rose and Dave: Rebel by Strider Song reviews
Dave figures out a way to rebel against The Condesce, and The Condesce is forced to have front-row seats. REBELLION PORN. Oneshot. PWP. Review and Share ;3
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Dave S., Rose L. - Complete
Oh Bullocks! We've Swapped Bodies! by Strider Song reviews
Jane and Roxy pull a prank on Dirk and Jake. Will they learn more about eachother than what the other's body looks like? Multi-chapter. BoyxBoy Smut, don't like don't read. Yeah, this'll be fun! Note: this is my first fic so reviews for improvement are more than welcome!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,798 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Plush Rump's Lovve Club by BlackKiku reviews
Karkat is invited to a shady club by his stripper girlfriend Terezi. He ends up meeting many people in his night club adventures.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C.
Between the Trees by madly reviews
Homecoming is boring. Dave has an idea.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Cool Kids Don't Cry by sunflower7000 reviews
Con Air is officially the worst movie ever, or at least through Dave's shades it is. But his best-bro/boyfriend John is determined that even cool kids like Dave can show feelings. And maybe he's right. Or maybe Dave just has something in his eye. Oneshot. Dave/John fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Canaries In a Cage by TheFeaturedCreature reviews
Eridan never wanted Sollux to spend a week at his house. He hated him. But hate is simply another form of love, they say, and Eridan's feelings slowly begin to change. So sad he's already engaged. Victorianstuck and Humanstuck
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Want Something To Drink? by Honestcannibal reviews
Dirk was obviously too high to register anything, Jake really shouldn't take advantage of this but Dirk was there, sprawled out on the sofa, flushed and breathing heavy. "Jake, f***, I want you." He groaned. -REUPLOADED-
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Broken Glass by ZomBbirthday reviews
written for the Kinkmeme page 18 anon requested Bro/John non/con or abuse, so warnings are obviously non con, underage age not specified violence crude humor if you squint gore bruising humiliation abuse ect READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,040 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - John E., Dirk S.
Clinging on For Life by life.of.a.wolf reviews
Davesprite and Doomed!John spend some time together. Davesprite is 14 so that means that he's been on the ship with John and Jade for about a year . Davesprite/Doomed!John
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Davesprite, John E. - Complete
Sunburnt by iPodInsanity reviews
Really, Dave just should have worn sunscreen to Disneyland yesterday. This is fluffy, but T because Dave swears.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
We Remember by Heiress of Blaze reviews
Everyone was asleep. John didn't know how, but he was the first to wake up from the fake reality that sburb had presented the groups that were headed towards the new universe. John managed to explain what was going on to Dave; who had also started remembering things from the game they were currently taking a break from. Rated for pepsicola sex later on inspired by another rp. R&R
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2012 - John E., Dave S.
I will find you Strider by Corrupted-Data reviews
quick yaoi one-shot fiction of John and Dave. POV; John. John and Dave meet in the dream world, and after waiting for so long John meets him, only to have his heart broken. Or dose he?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Nightmares by Chocolate covered charas reviews
When John has a nightmare about the condence killing everyone he knows, the only source of immediate comfort he can find is his room mate, Jake. One-shot
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2012 - John E., Jake E. - Complete
Softer: A tale of Karkitty by ZodiacAnalyst reviews
The tale of cat!Karkat. Hope you enjoy, I hope to continue this into a series. Please review
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Snack Time by fanstuck reviews
Dave and John are chilling at the Strider household. Dave gets a little too close. JohnDave happens, yo. AU where the game never happens.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
So, how was your weekend? by Morphalgia reviews
Dave had been away since Friday night because of some business stuff of Bro's, now that he's back he explains to John why it was awful. John/Dave/John, masturbation, phonesex, erotic asphyxiation, graphically depicted wet dream.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Homeschmucks by BEJ reviews
Ongoing story. Includes pairings some people wont be cool with. John moves into the city where Dave lives.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,383 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - John E., Dave S.
Kiss You Goodnight by Fruity-Fruit-Cups reviews
John Egbert's boyfriend sends him on a scavenger hunt for his birthday present.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,643 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Good to finally see you by EffingUnicorn reviews
Your name is Dave Strider, and your best friend is visiting you for the first time. Everything is going great, and no, you do not have a huge homocrush on your best bro, what are you talking about? JohnDave nonsense.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,364 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Dave S., John E.
cruise by Zora Vale reviews
AU. Your name is JOHN EGBERT, you are SIXTEEN YEARS-OLD and about to go on a cruise to meet three of your internet chums for the first time. Contains cursing, M/M, F/F, and F/M.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - John E., Dave S.
And the Race is on! by loquaciousLilies reviews
John's dating Dave! Karkat is in love with John! A kegger after the big race goes horribly wrong! I can't write summaries! What'll happen next! Also humanstuck...
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
NEVER EAT THE GREEN GUSHERS! by Sabertoothshadow reviews
I suck at summaries and should not be allowed to write fan fictions. This is a JohnKat one... kinda... warning for rape and bondage and such. Please remember, NEVER EAT THE GREEN GUSHERS!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,028 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
JohnDave sadstuck, sorry by invisicanada reviews
After the big fight against their enemies, John and Dave rest on the ground. Although, something starts happening to John. Will Dave be able to save him?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
New Life by artisticSpiritsong reviews
Bro dies in a gang fight and Dave is running out of time with his rent. An old friend gives him a hand and lets him live with her. When he meets a certain derpy sibling of hers he finds living with them might not be as bad as he first thought DavexJohn AU
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,245 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Dave S., John E.
The Fight by Adina Mizu reviews
Karkat and John have a fight and now Karkat has to figure out what to do now.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,691 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Geography Grades and Indian Food by TheatricalScribbler reviews
A very short, fluffy JohnDave oneshot/drabble/thing
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Insert Ironic Title Here by ZombieParade reviews
RP Based John is stuck as designated driver for his friends when they go to the local club. A blond bartender takes interest.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Dirk S., John E. - Complete
Find A Temple, Build A Temple by eggjam reviews
"This is how it's supposed to be, heaven or no."
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,558 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Ao Oni Stuck by Nerdy Rainbows reviews
An abandoned mansion outside of town attracts the attention of eight teenagers. Little do they know that once you're in you can't get out, you're left for dead. Based off of Ao Oni. T for language, character death and possible smut . More info inside!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Dave S., John E.
NEKOSTUCK by Queenicakes reviews
Your name is DIRK STRIDER, you are 17 years of age. You were walking down a DARK ALLEY as a SHORT CUT to get to the SHITTY APARTMENT you share with your YOUNGER BROTHER and happened upon a box with TWO sleeping CAT BOYS inside. What will you do?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Wrong Number by Kylarski reviews
Dave texts the wrong number and it's John. They've never met, but John tries to form a friendship because he's a dork. I guess there's a better explanation at the beginning of chapter one. Possible John/Dave.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Jake and Dirk's First Time by Th4t0n30v3rTh3r3 reviews
Written in response to the LJ Kink Meme. Jake and Dirk get intimate for the first time and things do not go as planned.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by christmaswolf reviews
In a little town by the road thrives a circus unlike any John's ever seen. Runawaystuck AU, slash, critiques welcome.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Doggy Dearest by SkittySongs reviews
Jade is a good girl and she loves her doggy. **Inspired by Daddy Dearest**
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Jade H. - Complete
Thunderstorms by Nerdy Rainbows reviews
John isn't too fond of thunderstorms, and when a pretty big one strikes he calls on his best bro for some comfort. Though the result isn't one he expected. Ha, I suck at writing summaries. John/Dave fic. Fluffy. :
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - John E., Dave S.
It's a Known Fact by fujikawaii10346 reviews
Alternate title: Kitty Doesn't Like To Share. Due to a mishap with a spell, John is part rabbit as Bunbert, and Dave is part cat as Nyander. Bedroom shenanigans ensue. Warnings: Light BSDM, bondage, teasing, blood, ect. Part of 'Animalistic Urges' series.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Shared Space by SolarMorrigan reviews
"This is exactly why teenage boys shouldn't be forced to share a bed, Dave decided." Dave/John slash, fill for the kink meme, oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Abandon Carnival by RomaPocky reviews
It's late autumn, Dave and John decides to visit the abandon carnival near their house. Only they aren't alone.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Endearing by Kiratisgod reviews
John and Dave are kidnapped by a government funded science experiment facility. They will strip away their freedom, their health, and their loved ones. Warning:Character Death Pairings: Pepsicola john/dave , applejacks dirk/jake , and various others.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Dave S., John E.
A Very Important Day by adrielan reviews
Your name is Dave Strider, and the love of your life is getting married. What will you do?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,770 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Birthday Surprises by fujikawaii10346 reviews
It's John's birthday, and Dave has something special in store for him. PWP! Warnings: Bondage, toys, teasing, ect. ect. Sequel in progress!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
One Helluva Dayve by AllKnowingNiko reviews
John comes home hell-tired, Dave decides to help him relax... the way only a Strider can! Lemony deliciousness, boy x boy, don't like don't read! Please enjoy!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Mint and Chocolate by Pchoooooo reviews
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Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
NonIronic Title Here by arsenicturntech reviews
A Nep/Dave set in the same universe as my other one. Mostly fluff, minor action.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Dave S., Nepeta L. - Complete
Dance With Me by Obiwanakin reviews
Your name is Dave Strider, and you can't believe you actually did it. DaveJohn for the masses. Rated for Dave's mouth.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Truth or Dare by turntechFuckass reviews
Your name is Dave Strider, and you are nineteen years old. You are skilled in both irony and heavy sarcasm, and you are also a flaming homosexual - But nobody needs to know that. Cliche drunk!Davejohn semi-fluff. First uploaded fic, bear with me.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
The Derptastic story of Egbert and Strider by Nekobishi reviews
Some BL . Dave and John.Yeah guys. Begining might be a tad slow,but after that,raging hormones hot butt secks.awww yeah.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Dave S., John E.
Sweet Screams by fatcow4life reviews
John meets Dave for the very first time, and he likes what he sees.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Daddy Isn't Happy Anymore by JohnKatlove reviews
humancasey I remember when daddy used to smile all the time, but now he just cries. I don't know what's wrong with my daddy, and the teachers just tell me to stay out of it. But I don't wanna, because I love my daddy, and I want him to smile. -more inside
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - John E., Dave S.
Forget Me Not by striderstuck reviews
Your name is Dave Strider and life's good, for the most part. Until you undergo a procedure that erases the most important person in your life from your memory. Even worse, he's not allowed to tell you. Sadstuck. Dramastuck. Obvious hints at Dave/John.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
You're Drunk by arsenicturntech reviews
Just a small Dave/Nepeta crack fluff. Really, that's all I can say about it.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Dave S., Nepeta L. - Complete
Really I'm Fine by Anaki Starsong reviews
Karkat goes to check on Sollux, but things aren't always how they seem.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V. - Complete
Karkat Break Sollux's Fever by Anaki Starsong reviews
Sollux is pretty sick, but Karkat has been reading up on how to break a fever.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
In Which They Shove Smuppets Up Their Asses by octodoxy reviews
A parody of poorly written shipping fics. Begins as Dave/John, includes sexist!Sollux, Bro/Equius, and Aradia, as the victim of many awkward moments.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Basic Instincts by thatlanngirl reviews
The strangest things can happen when Jade gets a hold of spell books, like morphing into half animal beings. After she leaves to get them fixed up, what happens when Dave and John stay behind? Dave/John. Mature.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Kelsey by iPodInsanity reviews
Family!John/Dave A few years later than my last fic. Song is Kelsey by and belonging to Metro Station. Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie, not me. FLUFF! It seems like that's all I can write, fluff. You're probably okay with it though, right? R&R!
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Worth It by iPodInsanity reviews
Family!Dave/John Dave all grown up with two twin daughters with John - and a day job at the coffee shop. But he just wants to go Home. Short and uber fluffy. T for cursing. DISCLAIMER: Homestuck does not belong to me and I do not own it. K? Cool.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Rumors by psychoInnocent reviews
John thinks Rose and Dave are dating; a game of Truth or Dare is played. John/Dave, Rose/Jade. Can be considered Humanstuck; AU
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
A Doggy Day by flaminghomos reviews
The pranking master and his dog tier slime-sibling wife have some hot, barking-good times together.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - John E., Jade H. - Complete
Wrong by WinryMarellie reviews
Jade is left to deal with the inner conflict of possibly falling in love with her brother. Note this is an AU in which the trolls exist as human alongside the kids. It takes place as the children being older.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,815 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Jade H., John E. - Complete
A Certain Arrangement by Kaffee und Sahne reviews
Dave is a pizza delivery guy. When John doesn't have enough money to pay for his pizza, they decide to come to an agreement on how John will pay for this... DavxJohn. Plot-less SMUT.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Demonstuck Preview by twinTechnicalities reviews
The Earth was in ruins after the Great War between heaven and hell. Earth was taken by Satan and those who were failthful to God and his son were raptured. Dave Strider, a young incubus was about to become the key to saving both realms.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Dave S., John E.
Amusement Park Date by obsessedStuck reviews
A triple date to the Amusement Park. John all dressed up. Warning: too much fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Day at the Beach by Perdue reviews
The kids have a day at the beach, and it sure is hard to get Dave to get in the water! John/Dave OS.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2011 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Sing by doublemobius reviews
John takes a break to examine the real beauties of the Sburb world. One of those beauties happens to be his feathered best friend.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Davesprite, John E. - Complete
When the Clock Strikes Midnight by I.Write.Love reviews
Prom's soon, and John's evil step-siblings are making sure he can't go. Thankfully, he's got a Fairy God-Bro for that... But what about Dave? Dave/John fluffy Cinderella-esque one-shot. Review?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Game Night by Anaki Starsong reviews
Dave, John, Karkat, and Sollux have been getting together for a while for college boy game nights. Will a drinking game help John bring Sollux out of his shell and settle something between Dave and Karkat?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/21/2011 - John E., Sollux C. - Complete
Pancakes by OneMooseTwoMeese reviews
In the morning, John feels like making pancakes. John/Dave, Bro's POV.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/31/2011 - [John E., Dave S.] Bro - Complete
Daddy Dearest by HannaFalkCross reviews
John is a good boy. And he loves his daddy. PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY! This is a joke fic, purposefully written badly! I'm happy if you enjoy it, I'm thrilled if it makes you laugh, but please, PLEASE, don't take this seriously.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Complete
Sunglasses by Perdue reviews
Someone breaks Dave's sunglasses. The only gift he's ever cherished. The gift John gave to him. John/Dave slash OS.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/16/2011 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
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HetaDanger
America and France just wanted to sneak into England's house. Sometimes you shouldn't go too far. ((Horrible Summary! Sorry v 3 v Rated: T for slight swearing and not sure about later. Some USUK moments))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2012 - America, England/Britain
I Feel Flushed For You reviews
The game is over and the kids and trolls are now on their separate planets. Then the trolls decide to observe the Earth. Karkat decides to live in John's house and go to school with him. Researching about the humans. Will it turn out to be something more? Fluffy and the romantic parts wont come out until the end. Just cute stuff. May include some other ships including a crack one!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - John E., Karkat V.