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Vicki and Carson are my OC's. Vicki usually shows up in ROTG fanfiction, and Carson in any Marvel stuff, but being the indecisive person I am, both could show up in either.

If you have ever seen an animated movie so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

My favorite quotes are below, my absolute favorites are bolded.

"When can we live in a world where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives?"

"I'm the type of girl that can watch all the scary movies I want and not get scared, but I scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster."

"Please, they wouldn't come near me if they were on fire, and I had the only bucket of water in town."

"Lettuce... Any questions?"

"Blondes have more fun, but brunettes actually remember it the next day."

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."

"A palm can say a lot, especially when it smacks you."

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is NOT for you!"

"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."

"What I lack in talent I make up for with enthusiasm."

"Having good friends is like wetting your pants. Others can see it, and you can feel it."

"Warning: jumping into radioactive waste does not give you super powers!"

"WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary, whose name and/or species you can't remember."

"I trip UP the stairs."

"Don't follow me. I run into walls."

"I am the bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."

"Girls can do anything boys can do, and we can do it in high heels."

"Brilliant brunette with many blonde moments."

"I am the type of girl who burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday."

"It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up."

"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."

"If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"

"Pain is a good thing. It lets you know you're still alive."

"I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do!"

"Forget yesterday. Live for today. Tomorrow will take care of itself."

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow."

"The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."

"Live for the nights you won't remember. With the friends you'll never forget."

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, yelling 'Daaamn... What a ride!'"

"Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"I HATE IT WHEN THE LITTLE VOICES ARGUE WITH MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS!"

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."

"Never tell anyone your problems. 20% don't care, and the other 80% are glad you have them."

"If life was easy... where would all the adventure be?"

"Who are you to judge me? I know I'm not perfect and I don't claim to be! But before you go pointing fingers, make sure your own hands are clean."

"Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

"I'm the kind of person who spends hours trying to drown a fish."

"To be old and wise, you first must be young and stupid."

"LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE: If you are sad: drama. If you are afraid: suspense. If you are angry: action. When you look at the mirror: horror. Now you are smiling: that's comedy!"

"DO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO MYSELF!"

"Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Break the rules. Stand apart. Ignore your head. Follow your heart."

"I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as I- GUMMYBEARS!"

"When nothing goes right... go left."

"The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... So why learn?"

"I'm not crazy. My reality is just... different than yours."

"DRINK COFFEE! DO DUMB THINGS FASTER WITH MORE ENERGY!"

"NEVER go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge."

"I'm not deaf. I'm just ignoring you."

"It takes skill to trip over a flat surface!"

Guys, I'm f*ing sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a f*ing cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker f*ing hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern belle. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all f*ing worse is that I live in a pineapple under the sea.