AU. in essence: "Cam Fisher, limply crouching over a pool of pastel upchuck that splattered my welcome mat." happy belated birthdays, ren and livvy! threeshot. rated t for coarse language.

She's a runaway heiress and amateur con artist looking for an escape. He's a private investigator and former thief looking for a second chance. He's the cat, she's the mouse. It takes a thief to catch a thief? You have no idea.