Hello (not-so-)stranger!

You landed and ended up on my profile page.

Maybe that's great... maybe it isn't... That's up to you and you can decide wether you think it's great or not after reading through the whole page or giving up half way or stopping right now.

The time to stop right now is now.

The other chances... I'm going to mention them. Just one information: If you decided to read till half way then you're pretty manipulable because I told you that this are your only chances to stop and you're following these "rules" which is - I am sorry - pretty dumb.

But anyway... I don't want to talk about my manipulative nature. Or at least not prior.

So the most important thing - to me - I suck in/at English grammar. I just don't know anything about it, I just do it the way I want to and that's not the best decision but it's easier to write crap and to know that you're doing it than hoping and thinking that you try or do your best and failing in the same way... so... I just suck my way through it... haha...

Second point: I am pretty dumb... And crazy and some would say I am novel in my behavior...

Thinking about novel... I like to read novels... haha... Oh yes, I love wordplays or puns or whatever you say to that stuff where you use the ambiguity or the resemblance of two words (for no good reason) to have fun... This is what I like about reading and writing... words are something very strong but it takes a lot to use them as a real force. I don't mean as a weapon like a demagogue might do, I mean as something that haunts the reader and makes him/her think, feel, cry, laugh... haunts him/her through the emotions but not as suffering. Writing should do no harm. It should make you feel better. I love sad stories and sure I wouldn't say that e.g. I was totally happy after Dobby died in HP 7 but I loved to read the books because they haunted me, I thought about the characters when I wasn't reading, I asked myself how the story could end and discussed the (possible) developments, I really liked them.

That's what I wanted to say.

If you haven't stopped reading by now I might as well mention - maybe to your suprise - that I ramble and bubble a lot. Suprised? Well... I'm a good guesser... that isn't even a word! I really do ramble a lot and very often I totally forget what I wanted to say originally before I started this whole long sentence that seems to lead nowhere because I started talking about the dream I had last night where I was dancing my way to ROME (BIG GREETZ TO Melody of Words ( http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2102666/-Melody_of_Words- )!!) and suddenly fell into a polluted river where I just wondered why I ended up there and started to bridge to the point I wanted to reach in the early beginning of my thought and the sentence before I fell asleep which reminds me of the persons I know who fall asleep in front of the TV which is something really weired to me because it never happened to me until now if I didn't force it which I did when I didn't know what the show was about but everyone else around me wanted to watch but then I think that this is exactly my structure of writing I write about myself and tell stories and in the end the people I review or I review there texts but I review them kind of too think that I wrote them a long comment with tons of praise but I only talked about myself and wrote long sentences that maybe have a fitting beginning and end but in whole don't lead anywhere. Got it?

I love to review... and I try my best to write long reviews because every author deserves it. I want to tell them what I liked and maybe what I didn't like because they should know. "Silent readers" don't support that much because as an author very often the low number of comments lets you guess that you aren't good which very often isn't true.

Sometimes I forget to comment... so if you know me or if you (kind of) expect me to review your story or the one of somenone you think should get a review from me you could tell me not because I'm a good reviewer (because I am not) but because very often I promise it to people that I'll review and then I forget about it... I'm not arrogant or anything (or at least I don't think so) I just mean that I'm pretty forgetfull... I even forget to finish my own stories... yeah... how stupid can someone be?

-- you're half way through --

Did you believe me? HAHA... sorry.

So... that's it about me...

I'm really not arrogant or I try not to be arrogant... my text my sound odd but that's due to my inability of writing in English... I'm from Germany what do you expect? lol Okay, that's no excuse... tell me if you find mistakes, I want to become better, so I appreciate every advise :D

But to sum it up:

I like... ehm... a lot of stupid things and I'm a pretty boring person. I don't like to party, I'm more for staying indoors... yeah... boring, I know. My real life is my not real life... yeah... I have friends, okay, even some in the real world! haha

But you should learn German... not because I am lazy (which I am) but because there are some amazing writers out there who aren't able to translate their amazing stories... I just mention... well... how about the wonderful amazing loveable 3words8letterssayitandIamyours ( http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1884163/ )? Okay... that was planned. I love your stories, all of them. Keep on your great breathtaking work. I am very very happy and thankful that I know you. Thank you for your friendship that now - suprisingly - lasts about 2 years... wow! You know, I love you ;) And now some of her stories are "available" in English too!!! Wohooo! So please check out her profile and read the stories and maybe even review them because she is AMAZING! And you're going to LOVE her stories (if you like "dark" stories^^) and you should hire her as a writer, she would write the perfect book for mostly dark people who don't care if they read a whole night. So check her out! I am serious about this.

I love you and your stories! All of them! *hugs and kisses* ;)

That's it for the moment. Feel free to ask me any questions, like: Did you forget about your story? Yes, I kind of did.

Thanks for stopping by and taking the time to read thorugh this... Respect!

Last but not least (I hate stupid sayings but I use them so often... I should hate myself... ignore me and slap me):

I like vidding, so if you are maybe maybe maybe maybe interested the link to my channelpage on youtube goes as follows: http://www.youtube.com/user/Nussnougatcrema

Finally! You made it...

HAHA... You'd wish! *insert evil laugh*

Have a nice day and let the sun brighten your day like the smile of a little child. Be a little bit fluffy and happy because this one second should be the one that makes you smile. This short second is now. Enjoy the day!

There are days I am pretty dark but I think I don't ever want not to smile at least once a day :) Gosh... I'm weired.