07/03/2011

TFS EP 1
Farmer: Oh god, no! My marijuana patch! I-I mean, my carrot patch. Yeah...

Farmer: I better do what any sensible middle-American would do in this situation... Get mah gun!

Farmer: Holy crap, it's Sonic the Hedge- Eh, no, it's an alien. Holy shit, it's an alien!

Radditz: (catches bullet) Hey, no! Bad human! (flicks it back at Famrer, who flies backwards and slams into his truck) Bad! Now, get back up and tell me you're sorry. Human? Huuuman? (sighs) So this is why Dad said I couldn't keep a pool.

Bulma: Hey guys, I'm here!
Krillin: BOOBS! I mean, Bulma! Hi.

Krillin: Goku. Just because we picked you up in the middle of the woods when you were a kid doesn't mean you can go around stealing children.

Goku: HOLY BLACK ON A POPO! WHAT IS THAT?!
Roshi: What's wrong?
Goku: I just felt a power level bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
Krillin: You know, you guys are the reason I go to therapy.

Goku: Hey! Stop hitting Krillin!
Radditz: Why?
Goku: Because you're breaking Kame House.
Krillin: Yeah... Stop breaking Kame House.

TFS EP 2
Goku: Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something?

Piccolo: What is it?
Goku: You're not human either, right?
Piccolo: Yeah...
Goku: And your dad spit you out as an egg, right?
Piccolo: What about it?
Goku: Are... Are you a Yoshi?
Piccolo: (pauses) Yes, Goku. I'm a green fucking dinosaur.
Goku: Can... Can I ride you?
Piccolo: Grrrr...

Goku: Piccolo! You use weighted training clothes as well?
Piccolo: No, Goku! I just love to get naked when I'm around you!

Goku: Hey, Piccolo! We may be taking a beating, but at least we managed to dodge that one. High Fiiiii-eeh. Uh, handsha-. Thumbs u-. G-Good job.
Radditz: (laughs) Ah, excuse me! Has anyone seen my arm? You can't miss it. It's green.

Krillin: What! What the hell! You can regenerate?
Piccolo: Yeah? And you know what else?
Krillin: What?
Piccolo: I'm-taking-Gohan-Bye. (flies off)
Krillin: Quick! somebody stop him!
(crickets chirp in the silence)
Krillin: Dammit, Roshi!
Roshi: Shut up, Krillin.
(Krillin Owned Count: 2)

07/04/2011

Hello, all! I am MetalBlackAngel. Seriously. My old account was made with a email I no longer have control of. Because I forgot my password, I can't access my old account. T.T

Anyways, I am going to re-post my post-FFVII story, but I also want it known that I'm thinking about doing another FF fanfic. Any suggestions would be appreciated.

07/06/2011

Here I am again, with more of my favorite quotes from TFS Abridged.

TFS EP 3
Roshi: Well, Goku has passed. But his sacrifice has stopped a great evil. Thanks to him, our lives can return to normal once mo-
Nappa: Radditz! Raaadditz!
Roshi: What the hell is that?
Nappa: Guy-whos-as-strong-as-a-saiba-man-says-what? (pause) That usually gets to him. I think he'd dead Vegeta.
Vegeta: Big shocker. Nobody cares. We're ten times stronger than him, anyway! We'll go to Earth, find the dragon balls, and kill everyone! And we'll be there within a year or so. Depending on filler, of course.
Roshi: (pause) Well, fuck.

(07/09/2011)
Piccolo: I'm going to make you my pupil. And then, I'll use you for my conquest to take over the world.
Gohan: But... But where's my daddy?
Piccolo: Hate to tell you kid, but your dad's dead! Actally, I kinda like saying that. Haha, your dad's dea- (Gohan starts crying) ah. Dammit. This is why I hang out in wastelands.

King Yama: Six billion? I'm supposed to be intimidated by six billion? Please! I can judge six billions souls faster than you take a piss, old man.

Goku: Alright, I'm off. Wait. By the way, did you see a guy name Radditz come through here? He has spiky hair, and a tail?
King Yama: Oh yeah, I remember that guy. I put him in my patented Yama Lock.
Goku: And it worked?
King Yama: Fuck, no! He kicked me in the balls and ran away!

Piccolo: You're a wordy little bastard, aren't you?
Gohan: My mom wants me to become ortho-
Piccolo: NEEERRRDDDDD!
Gohan: Wait, what?