passami-un-fiammiferohide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. my name is sabrina and i am a homosexual i'm the hairy-legged punk rock feminist you were warned about head of the nico di angelo protection squad one time i met john barrowman and discussed first dates w him likes: andrew bird, queerbaity anime, a certain italian demigod, bikini kill, science, LAVERNE COX, and matt healy's hair. dislikes: white boys who say the n-word, transphobia, holocaust jokes, and alt-j. like my writing? pm me pretentious rants about the decline of grimes' adherence to traditional witch house music and pics of tamirs. thank u |
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Oh, Nico by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
A series of drabbles and oneshots about all the times Nico can be kind of ridiculous. We all love him, and know he's amazing and awesome and hot and all that, but when you think about it, Nico's still just a kid, and sometimes he just makes you want to sigh and say, "Oh, Nico." These are some of those times. FINALLY UPDATED 8/29/17 SORRY I KNOW I'M THE WORST.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 89,165 - Reviews: 2350 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Nico A.
Fixing the Future by Akozu Heiwa reviews
Fifteen year old James Potter's world came crashing down around him when his best friend is murdered right in front of him. The Wizarding World has fallen into chaos. Now, he and his girlfriend, Lily, travel two years back in time to prevent the awful future from ever happening. But can they really do it, or was the future doomed from the start? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 63 - Words: 138,534 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Regulus B.
Wrong Number by EffervescentGrace reviews
10.25am- Okay, okay. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? 10.27am- Let me guess- frost bite? 10.29am- Hey, look who knows jokes AKA Nico accidently texts the wrong number and finds himself talking to a cheerful college student with a sun complex. AU. Solangelo. REUPLOADED FROM MY OLD ACCOUNT!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,126 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Nico A., Percy J., Will S., Lou E. - Complete
A Tale Of Two Overly Enthusiastic Wingmen by historiadiscordia reviews
When Nico goes to Percy with the intention of telling him how he feels, the last thing he expects is to walk out of there with the love of his life thinking he has a thing for Jason. Cue awkwardness as Percy tries to set them up with each other. Basically just a hardcore PercyXNicoXJason bromance, heading into the territory of Jasico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,415 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013 - [Nico A., Jason G.] Percy J.
But it's so soft! by Lord Periwinkle reviews
Nico's hair is really soft... WARNING SPOILERS FOR HOH! K to be safe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Nico A.
Texts from Last Night by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
Jason wakes up one seemingly ordinary morning, only to discover that 1) a girl on Nico's floor is apparently watching zombie porn; 2) Leo busted his lip in a tragic twerking accident; and 3) Reyna and Gwen fell asleep in a closet during a desperate search for Mentos and popcorn. / Alcohol and demigods? What could POSSIBLY go wrong? T for swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Piper M., Jason G.
Of Hates, Rants and More Hates by L1berty0rD34th reviews
With hates ranging from Chaos Stories, to terrible summaries, to horrible "love", this novel of hates, dictated by Percy Jackson, will go all out in an attempt to (unsuccessfully) cure the Percy Jackson Fandom. Warning: Heavy language, sexual themes, and high levels of unfriendly statements towards certain topics.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,337 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Percy J.
Runaways by Nikki daughter of Apollo reviews
Their meetings were unexpected but they came at the perfect time. They were different yet they knew what it was to feel abandoned, lost, confused and hopeless. They have no homes now, they are the runaways.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Annabeth C., Luke C., Thalia G.
Reading The Important Moments by Lord Periwinkle reviews
Dolores Jane Umbridge has a plan, a plan to make everyone see that Harry Potter is a lying, attention-seeking brat, and get him locked up with the dementors. And, in her mind, her plans never fail. But, when secrets start to come out, who will really end up in Azkaban? **Set somewhere in the chapter Occlumency** I don't own Harry Potter. T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,168 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
A Better Place to Be by xToastedZelda reviews
"I spent a week there one afternoon and I came away with this story which is a rather strange tale of a [hunter], a [busboy], and a girl he picks up one night and it's called A Better Place To Be." -Harry Chapin, edited by xToastedZelda. [destiel AU one-shot]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
We Found Love by CimFan reviews
One-shots inspired by songs and the Percy Jackson series. All you have to do it read and review and suggest songs! Rated T 'cause I'm used to it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,616 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Demigod's Guide to Greek Mythology by Jake the Drake reviews
STOP! before you cross that magical border. Do you know enough Greek mythology to help you survive in the real world? Are you sure? Then who is Hyas, Zelus, and Phaethon? Right. Better take this guide with you.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,942 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011
Life with Hades by notmyname0123456789 reviews
"Why can't I ever please you?" Nico couldn't take it anymore. He snapped his head up and stood up- no longer kneeling before the Lord of the Dead. "The way you talk about him, you act as though you love Percy Jackson more than you love me! I'm your son. I'm the son of Hades. Not Percy. "
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Hades, Nico A. - Complete
You Promised Forever by MayaH7 reviews
Tentoo/Rose. It was not supposed to end like this.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate
Zip Me: Smillan Drabble by MayaH7 reviews
Matt / Karen, done for a prompt.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Complete
Searching by Meatball42 reviews
Waldo doesn't know where he is.
Where's Waldo? - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Complete
Public Enemy by TMJumpLass reviews
Sometimes it's better to keep your inner fangirl inside you before you screw things up. To make it worse, Sarah Lyons, a hardcore Kaiba fangirl, along with her classmates, are going on a field trip to Domino City, Japan. Sarah didn't take that warning into consideration. Contains no OC relationships or yaoi. Rated T for suggestive themes and violence.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013
Call Me Maybe by burtwilson reviews
Carly and Jesus - a short lived romance
Bible - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Jesus, Peter - Complete
karezi is pop pop like poprock by jacboob reviews
the sequel to the new york times award wsinning comic 'karezi is hot hot like tater tot'
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Terezi P., Karkat V. - Complete
karezi is hot hot like tater tot by jacboob reviews
a touching trilogy of karezi
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
Just In Case We Die by MayaH7 reviews
The moment we didn't get to see, in which Neville tells Luna that he loves her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Dear Rose by MayaH7 reviews
The Doctor's letters to Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Jesus and Mary by Hokage ebooks reviews
a cool story about some cool bros
Bible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Jesus, Mary Magdalene - Complete
In Absence of Parents by Isisisawesome reviews
Just a little one-shot of something Alek probably thought about while running from Germans in the first book. Written for day 1 of Dalek Week, "Parents."
Leviathan series - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Alek F., Sophie C. - Complete
Ocean Eyes by Cockapoo reviews
NicoA x OC. Percy Jackson has a sister, and what happens when his best friend Nico di Angelo falls for her? Or vice versa? Add in a little plot, a little prophecy, and some of the gods. Ignores The Lost Hero mostly, but compatible with The Last Olympian.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,741 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
Heart Trouble by Cerulea reviews
Dean's having a harder and harder time of denying what he feels for a certain blue-eyed friend of his. And it's making him a little ornery, and a lot confused.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,320 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
How Potter Turned Malfoy Gay by Galadriell reviews
The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,125 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Distance to Here by TheWayfaringStranger reviews
Post Journey's End. "Rose," he said when he could speak. "You have to teach me how to do this. Teach me how to be human." 10.5/Rose, Pete's World Torchwood, time lord mind tricks, zeppelins, running, romance and adventure. Now complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,730 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
Fell in love with Ginny by The.Original.Ginny.Weasley reviews
a parodie of fell in love with a girl by white stripes
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
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Sovay and Senontipiacefalostesso reviews
What happens when two demigod idiots share music with each other? Duels, drag queens, and drunken Indian food runs, of course! Rated T for language and some sexual themes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Nico A., Will S.
X-Kid: The Guide to Starting Over reviews
Nico di Angelo hates himself. He doesn't know where he began, but he has a pretty good idea how he's gonna end - that is, until he falls in with a handful of hard-knock misfits.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Nico A.