Your name is DAWN DAVIS and you are 25 years old. You live in HALIFAX, NOVA SCOTIA and you have an UNDERGRADUATE DEGREE in RELIGIOUS STUDIES although you still don’t feel much smarter than the rest of your friends. Still you wrote your THESIS on RELIGION IN VIDEO GAMES and you think this makes you kind of awesome.

At the moment you are SHAMEFULLY UNEMPLOYED. As this trend persists you have LOST HOPE in getting employment and instead spend your days reading a POPULAR WEBCOMIC, and playing a POPULAR GAME. You also persist in WRITING and DRAWING in the hopes it might someday MAKE YOU MONEY. You also enjoy ROLEPLAY although that will DEFINITELY NOT MAKE MONEY. You sometimes TWIRL FIRE ON A STICK but you’re NOT VERY GOOD AT IT.

You affectionately identify with CROWS and the PROPHETESS DEBORAH as well as other badass ladies. Your favorite video game is FINAL FANTASY VI, but you are also fond of FINAL FANTASY IX, SUIKODEN and TALES OF SYMPHONIA among others. You also love DRAGON AGE, but who doesn’t? You enjoy listening to JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING, especially YUKI KAJIURA.

You used to be into the fandom of NARUTO and TALES OF SYMPHONIA but it's been a long time and you really wanted to get away from your old and crappy fanfics. Also, you have a new pretentious username that is fabulous. And pretentious.