It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru

Naruto would have never guessed that an innocent dare to make the grim Sasuke Uchiha smile would lead to a struggle to keep him doing so. NaruSasu AU college years.

Eames did not get Arthur right the first time. Cobb is finally allowing himself to grieve for Mal, and life is terrible. Ariadne's the only one who ever freaking listens. Sex and some gross violence. Mainlining Arthur and Eames with a few bumps along the way.

Arthur is at a costume party, bored witless and waiting for Cobb to hurry up with wooing his girlfriend so they can leave. He soon discovers that alcohol and attractive gladiators shouldn't mix. MATURE ADULT CONTENT HEREIN

When a politically charged Magical world in turmoil suddenly becomes his problem, Kaiba finds that not all fairy-tales are just stories and sometimes, in the absence of a hero, even a reluctant Anti-Hero will do. YGOHP

Old habits die hard. SebaCiel.

Harry and Draco return to school for their 8th year, and things are so much different without Harry's imminent threat of being destroyed. What can they possibly do to lighten things up?

Dr. Kirkland, after a long string of events, finds himself shuttled into the dusty old town of Sandy Flats, adjusting to the hilarious characters, dark villains, and charming heroes of a classic but eccentric Western town. USUK. Yaoi.

R2 Turn 25: Because on the eve of the Zero Requiem, they both needed closure, in more ways than one. // one-shot; SuzaLulu; written for the LJ code geass kink meme

Let it never be said that Lelouch Lamperouge was afraid of ghosts, vampires, and things that go bump in the night. That was why he was here, in this dark cave, proving just—Holy Heaven, what was that?

Suzaku Kururugi is your normal high school student. He's got the greatest girl, goes to the greatest school and has the greatest life. But when a new student comes along, he startes to question everything. SuzuLulu. meaning YAOI! *Now LEMON scented!

A fairy tale gone wrong in which Suzaku finds the wrong castle and Lelouch is a not-princess with some serious family issues. SuzaLulu.

At the end of R1, on a whim, Lelouch receives a very different punishment for his actions. Now everyone must deal with the consequences. Themes of "white" slavery, and yes, he does now technically belong to Suzaku. UPDATE: Chapter 3 is now up!

Step by painful step, the eastern gales slowly died. There was nothing around him — only snow, falling incessantly. RussiaxChina somewhat-AU fic. Human names used.

Harry returns to the common room with a little something that he did not have when he left. One-shot, slash, Harry/Draco.

“Two thousand and five?” he repeated, his voice barely above a whisper, but the incredulity showed through. Surely that bludger hadn’t knocked him out for…“Seven years?” he asked, “I’ve been unconscious… for seven years!”“No.” Dumbledore’s voice interrupt

He wants to kiss him. Sebastian/Ciel.

It frightens Ciel how willing he is to seek comfort from the hands that will one day kill him..." A collection of SebastianxCiel minfics and sentences.

“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack

In South Africa, the sticky juice of mistletoe berries is used as an adhesive to trap prey... LIGHTxL.

Naruto finds an injured Sasuke and brings him back to be healed. But when it is discovered that the curse seal is warping his mind and cutting his life dangerously short, Naruto will do whatever he can to save Sasuke. Whether he likes it or not. NaruSasu

Neville’s working in the greenhouse when something happens that he’s not expecting. This is from his point of view. HP/DM. Light SLASH

ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.

Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

Naruto held the crying baby in one hand, a note in the other. "Thought you might like this, have fun. Suigetsu PS: He gets cranky if he doesn't get tomatos." This had to be a joke.

“Iruka-sensei said than when two people love each other, they do a summons. Cept you have to summon a stork, cause when you summon a stork, and you ask it really nice, sometimes it gives you a baby! Let's have a baby Sasuke." Little Naruto and Sausuke fic

Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...

Harry's spontaneous, firewhiskyfueled dive into a Pensieve causes him to discover several kisses that he doesn't remember. Reviews gladly welcomed, critics please be specific so I can improve. Spoilers for DH especially. Completed

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

The Tsubasa family decides that they could use a little family counseling after the recent events. Unfortunately, their counselor is not especially interested in being helpful. Spoilers for up to ch. 149. ONESHOT

Prisoners, towers, witches, really long hair, and a lot of shampoo... all relatively normal occurrences. But seriously, what sort of fairytale begins with ‘And they lived happily ever after? This one. The story of Rapunzel will never be the same again.

[AU] Timetravel. Dumbledore had it all wrong.

AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.

You can not escape her. . . [CxR oneshot]

Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH

And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers

When Draco is covered in an experimental potion over the summer, comedy, drama, and rivalry soon follow as he is forced to live his days as a girl and only reverts to his male self once the sun has set. Slash, HD aka HarryDraco.

Draco gets dumped and must find a way back into the arms of his beloved. Featuring a bit of screaming, Brilliant Plans, and some very vindictive Slytherins. HD slash, rated for language... mostly. Complete!

[complete] An experiment gone awry sends Kaiba through time to unexpected, unacceptable future.

She could still remember the first question she had asked him— the night of the fire, listening to the crackle of smoldering timber, the hiss of burning toys, the sizzle of roasting flesh. “Why can’t anybody see you?” [RxC, AU, Oneshot]

HD Slash. Draco’s short-term memory is destroyed from Harry’s dueling spell, causing him to wake up every morning like it’s just the next day. When, in fact, it has been three years. We come in on the morning that Draco wakes up early and finds a Mister H

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.

When Hogwarts holds its first-ever Masquerade Ball, Draco Malfoy concocts a plan to seduce Harry Potter: By turning into someone else. Black market Polyjuice Potions, enchanted mood rings, and unrequited love all come together in this re-telling of the po