I'm a girl... but i for some reason like to be called Rai. It's... strange?

no...it's not...

Anyways... i'm pretty new, so until i have gotten the hang of this web, i wont be posting anything up, but for u sasunaru fans out there, i have A LOT in store...

General Info:

Name: Rai (not mah real name u stalkers!)
Age: ??
Fave yaoi pairing: My main one is SasuNaru, but i also like ItaSasu, ItaNaru, ItaDei, KakaSasu, KakaIru, KibaNaru, SasoDei
Fave manga/anime: Naruto
Currently obsessed with: Naruto (i'm a narutard and i'm proud of it)
Currently listening to: Thanks For The Memories by Fall Out Boys

SASUNARU IS MAH ADDICTION!!

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

Created by Tesina Gela Gardner

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD.

Hahaha... a yes for me to almost all of the above...

What is your name? A girl called Rai... it's not my real name tho...
When did you start liking SasuNaru? I dunno... i kinda forgot...
Is it #1 on your list? Currently? yes...
What is your favorite SasuNaru moment? Valley of the End... that is PURE sasunaru moment
Why? cuz im a yaoi retard and i can sense boy-love going on, okay?
Who do you like better of the two? fox boy... NARU-CHAN!! _Why? he is the most hyper blond who could melt the coldest ice. (sasuke, he WILL bring u back to Konoha)
Who do you think is a better seme? Sasuke or Naruto? im already with a seme sasuke, but a seme naruto would double the smex!!

UPDATED!!

Better uke? Naruto... with that cute face of his... u can't resist him
Do you read/write fanfiction about this pairing? ah.. yah!! i do both...

UPDATED!! (yay!!)

What is your favorite fic on this pairing?Neko No Jutsu by SpiritsFlame
Where did you find it? On outer space while eating a hotdog!! I found it in fanfiction, no duh...
Do you draw fanart for this pairing? Nope... but i have this sweet drawing I did a few weeks ago with Itachi and Sasuke
What is your favorite SasuNaru fanart? There's too much!!
Do you have a favorite SasuNaru artist? yes, i actually do
Who? animegurl10119 from deviantart

Do you read SasuNaru doujinshi? Scanlated or Raw? yes, raw
What is your favorite SasuNaru doujinshi? the one called "SasuNaru doujin" by animegurl10119 from deviantart
Do you have a site dedicated to the pairing? Not yet...
If not, then what is your favorite SasuNaru site? err... too much to list
How many times a day do you think about SasuNaru? WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?? IT'S LIKE SOMEONE ASKING "WHY DO YOU BREATH?"
How much SasuNaru can you take before you go crazy? err... one mature-content is good enough. it will make me think for hours, but then i'm addicted enough to where that point where i need more than 7 hours per day in front of the computer browsing for sasunaru fanfic or drawings to actually satisfy me
Do you think Sakura gets in the way of SasuNaru? one word... HELL YEAH!! (if u think that was 2 words, it's obvious u cant count)
Why? She acts like an idiot... i hate idiots... and the last idiot died because of bloodloss... 'nuff said
Who else gets in the way of SasuNaru? that bastardic evil brother 'n snake freak. dont even get me started on them... freaks...
Has your SasuNaru love ever wavered? well... it did, and if u've read my general info, u can see that i also like other naruto pairing...
Why? cuz im a retard. now let me cry in my emo corner...
What would you like to happen in the Manga between Sasuke and Naruto? Naruto WILL drag Sasuke's ass back to konoha and Sasuke actually confess his true feelings towards the poor little blond who he had left only because he needs power to kill his idiotic brither who assasinated his whole clan. good enough?
Do you think Kishimoto Masashi will put them together at the end? he should, and he better do it, or i'll make him suffer from bloodloss like the last idiot i met
Why? well... there's enough hints in the world to feed the homeless for a full month! and besides, naruto kept on looking for sasuke...
Have you ever tried to convert someone into a SasuNaru fan? no not really... my scool is filled with a bunch of pervs.. and at the mention of boylove, rumor will start like a wildfire
Did it work? never tried...
Why or why not? u idiots...
Lastly, What is your prediction of Sasuke and Naruto's future relationship? well, they'll end up together and sakura will die at one point in tha manga and anime so she wont piss sasuke off. believe me... i'm already waiting on the newest chapter and i still want her to die. if u've read the latest one, sakura confessed to naruto (that bitch) and naruto turned her down... i actually did a 5 minute dance around our living room, and of course, my sister was screaming "MOOOM!! MY SISTER'S CRAZY!!"

List 10 favorite Naruto characters: (Very rough, I’m not good at numbering favourites because I love them ALL!)

1. Naruto

2. Sasuke

3. Gaara

4. Kiba

5. Deidara

6. Temari

7. Kakashi

8. Itachi

9. Neji

10. Shikamaru

1) What would be a good title for the relationship between 4 and 9?

lol... kiba might die... but who knows?

2) Would you consider 1 and 5 a good couple?

uhh... i dont want to risk naruto getting blown up, but i guess they would fit as brothers

3) How about 1 and 2?

HELLL YEAH!!

4) What would happen if 3 went out with 9?

Let's just say... Neji's room will be a bit sandy...

5) What would a good title for a fanfic about 6 and 8?

The Gust Too Strong For Your Hair?

6) What would happen if 9 and 10 started dating?

err... awkward moments? oh, and since they're the braniacs, who knows... interesting nights .

7) Would 7 ever kiss 5?

well... not after deidara tried to kill him...

THE NARUTARD SURVEY: NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? naruto, sasuke, itachi, deidara, sasori, minato, neji, kiba akamaru (akamaru's a character too ya kno?)... and ALMOST everyone else...

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? err... My main one is SasuNaru, but i also like ItaSasu, ItaNaru, ItaDei, KakaSasu, KakaIru, KibaNaru, SasoDei

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi!! XDD

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? nope... i think i'd be a good impression of tenten, tho...

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: no... curse u this cruel and unfateful world!! now let me cry in my emo corner...

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? yes...

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina... and i reluctantly agree to that, mostly because naruto's ass belongs to sasuke...

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru. That's final. i want to choke Sakura and stab her till she died of wounds and bloodloss. i was actually dancing when sasori poisoned her. i thought she could've just died right then and there...

9. Which team is your favorite? AKATSUKI! XD

10. Do you support the Obito theory (Tobi=Obito)? nope... i kinda thought who tobi was from the start, and boy was i right!

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? yes... how can u not? same blond hair, same special technique...

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? more towards pro-sasuke

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? yep

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Hell yeah!! i dont want to miss the latest scoop

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Nah… he has some serious, ‘philosophical’ moments there too…

17. Sub or dub? Sub. i like it better, it's original, and it has all the violence i need.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? ANTI-Sakura.. and that's final

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? funny...

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? YES!! I DO YOU BASTARDS!! AND IN CASE YOU DON'T, HE'S MADARA UCHIHA, THE FATHER OF ALL BASTARDS!!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Sexy nerd?

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Neji is already half way there with that half dress…I mean, tradition Hyuuga robes…dress… oh, and Deidara too. just imagine him in a black dress with his hair down

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? both

24. Which character would be best OOC? none...

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? no i eat them!! lol... jk.. i love em

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? i have spiral notebools to prove it

27. Do you like lemons? if they're written in that way where you would probably dream about the two pairings, then yes

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? no. my dad doesnt care, and my mom cant even get naruto's name right

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? i haven't.. yet...

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? oh hell yeah.. theyre funny...

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? my sister... only because i told her gaara died , then she was like "WHAAAATTT!!"

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? yeah... my friends know me good enough to know that i'm a narutard

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' nope cuz im sneaky like that

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? most likely... naruto actually made me run for P.E.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? nope

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? umm... i guess just to see what's up with that book of his... but i'm a huge perv, so it might come out in a way differently from what i am thinking right now

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? whoever thought of that must die

38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery: err... i don't draw naruto that much... and i only draw when i'm "sparked"with an idea (more like mentally smacked on the head by an idea)

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Uh, freaky hands with long nails as wings and weird coloured skin in a grey-barf colour…sure why not.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? yeah, i do... i probably have more than 10 now, Takeda Skye being my main OC

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? well... what do u think? i told u once, and i'll tell u again... im a narutard and im proud of it. DATTEBAYO!!

Results of Boredom//read at own risk
1. Naruto
2. Sasuke
3. Gaara
4. Kankuro
5. Kiba
6. Neji
7. Temari
8. Tenten
9. Shikamaru
10. Itachi
11. Deidara
12. Sasori

Have you ever read a 6/11 fan fiction before? Er... not that i remembered of...
Do you think 4 is hot? How Hot? average?
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? wooh! i think Neji might go berserk
Do you recall any fics about 9? yah... i think it was something called "Photogenic"?
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? yes, if i live in a land where night is day and day is night and the only person who wants to kill me is my friend who i apparently harass (did i spell it right?) everyday
5/9 or 5/10? 5/10... i dont know why, though...
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? she would take out her massive fan and kick 'em out of whoever room they were doing it, and they'd probably cinue it elsewhere
Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic. "Gaara thought his life sucked, until (of course) he met Uchiha Itachi. They became friends, but sooner than they expected, that friendship feeling grew bigger"
Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff? err.. nope... unless u want to die goes off to the kitchen to sharpen a knife
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. "I missed you" cheesy, i know... cant come up with anything in the middle of the night
What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? a certain plot that involves puppets, a lousy show, naruto getting kidnapped, a tranquilizer dart and gun, rope, duct tape, blindfold and handcuffs. add 'em all up plus that imagination of yours, and voila! a perfect plot
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? im no stalker
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? i dont know.. but I do, last time i checked...
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? im sorry, but that emo bastard pisses me off (i support sasunaru, tho) sometimes, and plus the loud mouth with that adorable dog of his and the puppets? too much...
What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion? "WHERE THE HELL IS MY CONDITIONER!!"
If you wrote a songfic about eight what song would you choose? "Quiet but Deadly (if there is such a song...)
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be? Warning: contains a blonde bundle of joy, violent puppets that may kill/poison you and a kid who's too stuck up in his own destiny to see the things around him
What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2? wooh!! itachi to sasuke? hn... he'd probably say "DIE OTOUTO!!" rather than hit on him... but who knows?
How might 11 describe a relationship between 2 and 8? Deidara: Emo bastard gets a stubborn brunette chic who could (most likely) kill him in one night. I feel sorry for him, un
How emo is 7? u dont really see her cutting herself, do u? but when it's sasuke, he broke my emo scale from 'wow' to 'WHAT THE HELL!! HE NEEDS TO GET A LIFE, AND FAST!!'
Would 1 want to have sex with 5? i guess they would... kiba's dog instincts would probably take over, resulting a... uh... poor little naruto that has a loyal companion throughout his entire lifetime. and im talking about "it". ya pervs out there, u kno what im talking about
Does 7/4 sound like a good pairing? i dont think temari would start hitting on her own brother... unless she's desperate or something...
What would a suitable title be for a 3/5 lemon? A Dog in The Desert
How might 1 describe a relationship between 9 and 3? Naruto: err... awkward!!
What if 10 walked in on 1 being deflowered by 3? he'd probably turn around, walk away, and never see and think of both naruto and gaara the same way ever again... or Itachi could've take on the two jinchuurikis
Would 12 and 2 be a good pairing? i think sasuke is emo enough by himself, thank u very much...
How would 1 react if 6 killed him/herself? Naruto:... and we were getting along quite well too... insert Naruto's trademark soft smile
Make a summary for a 10/3 romance/tragedy. "Gaara had always felt all alone. But one day at his college's football game against another college, he met a guy named Uchiha Itachi. Friendship bloomed, but then it changed into something more intense"
How might 8 react if 1 was murdered by 9? Tenten: YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER!! GO DIE AT A HELL HOLE!! takes out her weapons and kills shika (poor guy)

Can you name 20 characters from anywhere (including shows, anime, mangas, OCs if you ran out of names) right off the top of your head? Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 20 people. This is a lot funnier if you actually list the names first!! No cheating!!

1. Uzumaki Naruto
2. Uchiha Sasuke
3. Haruno Sakura (bitch)
4. Hatake Kakashi
5. Hyuuga Neji
6. Rock Lee
7. Tenten
8. Maito Gai
9. Inuzuka Kiba
10. Aburame Shino
11. Hyuuga Hinata
12. Yuuhi Kurenai
13. Nara Shikamaru
14. Akimichi Choji
15. Yamanaka Ino (another bitch)
16. Sarutobi Asuma
17. Takeda Skye (why am I dragged in this?) ('cuz I wanna see what unfortunate things might happen to you) (... you can be a bitch sometimes, you know that?) (I know .)
18. Deidara
19. Sasori
20. Uchiha Itachi

T H E Q U E S T I O N S . .

Where did you first see 10?
i was watching naruto... years ago

What would you do if you had never seen/read about 6?
less youth on Naruto? lolzzz

What would you do if 20 and 15 dated?
it would probably be Ino's death wish

If you could marry either 7 or 14 who will it be?
i'll marry "or"...

Did you ever like 9?
i've drooled over a dream about him... oh HELL YEAH I LOVE THAT LITTLE MUTT!!

Have you ever seen 4 cry in any episode or chapter?
no... thought ninjas are suppose to conceal their emotions?

Would 4 and 12 make a good couple?
kurenai's taken ahemasumaahem...

Would number 1 and 2 make a good couple?
HELL YEAH!!

Describe 8.
wierd... in his own way...

Last time you read/seen/drew 12?
it's been quite a while since i've seen her...

Tell me something about 17:
she's probably gonna kill me after this (YOU BET I AM!!) see...?

What's 7's favorite color?
pink? or soft blue?

What would you do if you met 1 and he/she confessed they liked you?
grabs Sasuke and fling it at his face and screams LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE AND ENJOY SASUKE!!

When was the last time you got pissed by number 6?
never?

If number 18 would ever meet you and got to know you well, how would you think he/she feels about you?
err... im a crazy girl who screamed at the whole us history class to shut up and everything went quiet? it's that, or im a crazy girl who attacked some guy he might as well turn me to one of his puppets... (ne~ Sasori-danna...~) (what do you want skye?) (can i borrow ur puppet making kit?) (...no. why?) ( i need to kill Rai) ulp... (that, i can do later myself... if you want, you can help me?) (YAY!!) (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! being dragged to an operating room) (relax...) (this'll be quick...) (LIKE HELL Y'ALL ARE GONNA TURN MY BODY TO A PUPPET!! I'M OUT, PEACE!!)

What language does 13 speak?
japanese as far as i know...

Who is 2 going out with?
(THIS IS IN MY HEAD...) Uzumaki Naruto

If you were to estimate, how old is 8?
20-30...

What is 5's favorite thing to do?
hurr... train?

Would you ever date 15?
why would i date a bitch?

Is 11 single?
yeah, and i hope she stays single

What's 10's last name?
Aburame

Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 1?
he's taken for god's sake!! that, and i dont want to get killed by sasuke

Where does 19 live?
he's dead you crazies!! but he's in my heart for an eternity...

What do you think about 20?
he died a tragic death... (if you count being killed by a younger sibling tragic) he's cool though...

What is the best thing about 4?
his sharingan... and ho he's always late...

If you were to meet 16, what would you like to tell him/her right now?
how will i meet asuma if he's dead? last time i checked, i'm still breathing and alive... (no, last time i checked, you were in the same room as naruto and sasuke watching them doing their "stuff"...)

How did you find out about 13?
ahaha... from naruto

What is the best and worst thing about 14?
best- chubby
worst- chubby

What is the relationship between 6 and 3?
BITCHES DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE (YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!! THAT'S WHY YOU ahemRAIahem NEED TO DIE!!)

Is 7 funny?
ahh... glances at tenten to find her weapons laid out in front of her, her face lit up with a smile, and she's saying "look at my new weapons!! and i haven't got the chance to kill anyone lately!"

sure, let's go with that...

Is 19 a nice person?
depends on the way you look at him...

Tell me something about 2?
his hairstyle reminds you of a duck's butt

As you can see, Naruto has completely taken over my life. I don't really mind, especially after I turned one of my friends from pokemom freak to a narutard... luv ya quishy !!

See... that wasn't so bad... (i still hate you) sasuke...~ what? Skye's being mean to me... she's your problem, not mine. now let me finish what i was doing... NARUTO!! GET BACK IN THE ROOM, I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!! screw you sasuke... screw you... DEI!! what, un? kill skye... hell naw!! she plays big parts on your stories, un!! dei...? what, un? since when are you caring? do u have a fever? no!! leave me alone!! it's his hormones shut up sasori-danna unn...!!
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YOUR BOY SIDE:

(x) you love hoodies
(x) you love jeans
(x) dogs are better than cats
(x) it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall
(x) you've played with/against boys on a team
(x) shopping is torture
(x) sad movies suck
( ) you own a XBOX.
( ) you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
( ) at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
(x) you owned a DS PS2 or Sega
( ) you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
(x) you watch sports on TV (i have my days...)
(x) gory movies are cool
(x) you used to go to your dad for advice
( ) you have at least 1 trophy of a sport
( ) You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh
(x) baggy sweat pants are nice to wear
(x) It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
(x) green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
(x) you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
(x) sports are fun
( ) you sometimes talk with food in your mouth
( ) you sleep at night with your socks on
(x) you have fished at least once

TOTAL = 17

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

(x) you like to shop (Not for clothes.)
( ) you wear eyeliner
(x) you wear the color pink ( i sadly agree... TT.TT goes to light up the fire place and burns all pink t-shirt)
(x) you go to your mom for advice
( ) you consider cheerleading a sport
( ) you hate wearing all black
( ) you like going to the mall
( ) you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
( ) you like wearing jewelry
( ) you cried watching The Notebook
( ) skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe
( ) shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
(x) you don't like the movie Star Wars
( ) you are/were in gymnastics
(x) it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed
( ) you smile a lot more than you should
(x) you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
( ) you care about what you look like majority of the time
( ) you like wearing dresses
( ) you like wearing body spray/deodorant
( ) you like high heel shoes
( ) you used to play with dolls as a kid
( ) you like putting makeup on others
( ) you like being the star of almost everything

TOTAL = 6

well... i'm boyish for a girl... and add the fact that i am taking taekwondo but my dad wants me to quit because he's afraid i'll be to boyish for a girl... i guess i'm a boy at heart...

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I'm a Bad Influence

( ) smoked
( ) consumed alcohol
(x) slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
(x) slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
( ) kissed someone of the same sex
( ) had sex
(x) had someone in your room other than family
(x) watched porn
( ) bought porn
( ) tried drugs

TOTAL: 4

(x) taken painkillers
( ) taken someone else's prescription medicine
(x) lied to your parents
(x) lied to a friend
( ) snuck out of the house
( ) done something illegal
(x) felt hurt
(x) hurt someone
(x) wished someone to die
( ) seen someone die

TOTAL: 6

(x) missed curfew
(x) stayed out all night
(x) eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
( ) been to a therapist
( ) received a ticket
( ) been to rehab
( ) dyed your hair
( ) been in an accident
( ) been to a club
( ) been to a bar

TOTAL: 3

( ) been to a wild party
( ) been to a Mardi Gras parade
( ) drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
(x) had a spring break in Florida
(x) sniffed anything (It was Kool Aid XD)
( ) wore black nail polish
(x) wore arm bands
( ) wore t-shirts with band names
(x) listened to rap

TOTAL: 4

(x) dressed
(x) dressed girly
(x) dressed punk
(x) dressed grunge
(x) stole something
( ) been too drunk to remember anything
( ) blacked out
( ) fainted
( ) had a crush on a neighbor

TOTAL: 5

(x) had a crush on a friend
( ) been to a concert
(x) dry-humped someone; been dry humped
( ) been called a slut
(x) called someone a slut
( ) installed speakers in a car
(x) broken a mirror
(x) showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
( ) brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL: 5

( ) considered Ludacris your favorite rapper?
(x) seen an R-rated movie
(x) cruised the mall
( ) skipped school
( ) had surgery
(x) had an injury
( ) gone to court
( ) walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
( ) caught something on fire
(x) lied about your age

TOTAL: 4

( ) owned/rented an apartment/house
( ) broke the law in the police's presence
( ) made out with someone who had a GF/BF
( ) got in trouble with the police
(x) talked to a stranger
( ) hugged a stranger
( ) kissed a stranger
( ) rode in the car with a stranger
( ) been harassed
(x) been verbally harassed

TOTAL: 2

(x) met face-to-face with someone you met online
(x) stayed online for 5+ hours straight
(x) talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
(x) watched TV for 5 hours straight
(x) been to a fair
(x) been called a bad influence
( ) drank and drove
(x) prank-called someone
(x) laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
(x) cheated on a test
TOTAL: 9
GRAND TOTAL: 42

If you have 00-10 ... write I'm a goody-goody
If you have 11-20 ... write I'm still a goody-goody
If you have 21-30 ... write I'm average
If you have 31-40 ... write I'm a bad kid
If you have 41-50 ... write I'm a very bad influence
If you have 51-60 ... write I'm a horrible person
If you have 61-70 ... write I should be in jail
If you have 71-80 ... write I should be dead
If you have 81-90 ... write I got a ticket to Hell

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you randomly blurt out lyrics to a song by your favorite artist, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here, then add the artist's name in parenthesis: Moonlight Music Mistress (Three Days Grace and Cascada),ChristinaAngel (Cascada and Christina Aguilera) DreamerAngel17 (Linkin Park, T.I., Young Dro, Mayuko Aoki, Evanescence, Chingy, Shawty Lo, Adassa, Mobb Deep, 112, One Republic, Aaliyah) Raikozu21 (One Time by Justin Bieber)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you think that, although Tenten doesn't show up in the anime/manga too much, she deserves more appreciation and that she kicks butt, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress,ChristinaAngel, DreamerAngel17, Raikozu21

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

There are so many people who have never been to see a musical or play, and so many high and middle schools who focus more on sports than the Arts. If we didn't have arts then their would be no TV, because we wouldn't have actors, and no TV means no movies. Theater, Dance, Band, Acting, Singing, and the rest of the Arts are a important part of our community too! Support the Arts! If you agree that the Arts should be supported and appreciated just as much as sports are then add your name to the end of this and post it on your profile, please. Thank you! / Theater Geek / Lara The Dark Angel / MoonlightSpirit / Kagome-Loves-Kouga/DreamerAngel17/Raikozu21

If you hate stereotypes and wish that people would just shut up and suck a fat one, paste this into your profle. The ones in bold apply to me.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I like ANIME so I MUST be a geek with no social life.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character copy and post this into your profile
If you ever feel like committing suicide C+P this in you Bio
If you ever heard distant voices in your head C+P this in you Bio
If you ever talk to yourself or talk to someone who says "Are you talking to me?" or "Who are you talking to?" in any language. C+P this in you Bio

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (honestly, i wanted to beat the crap out of him)
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud or it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes CRAPPY. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you think the people who don't do copy/pastes are just too damn lazy, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio
If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the relater hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

the last line actually did happen in Wyoming in 1998.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

If you cried when Axel faded, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you cried when Shukaku was ripped from Gaara, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you cried when you found out Jiraiya died, paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their asses off while the preps died.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Big Green Eyes, akkiangel, LunaHilary, singergirl221, Vixen Of The Flame,-a-lost-cause-317-, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Sabaku no Rebecca, FullMoonAtMidnight, IXLoveXGaaraXNaruto, Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare, Tigeress33565, Raikozu21

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutly no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

if you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone that flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree, copy this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny (like someone dying or crying), put this in your profile.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

I cdnuot blveiee taht i cluod aulaclty

An ou ead his? F o, hen t roves hat ou on’t eed he irst etter f a ord or a entence o ake ense o our rain.
((Can you read this? If so, then it proves that you don't need the first letter of a word for a sentence to make sense to your brain))

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top.

Y is for youth, 'cause we don't like 'em old...
A is for...ass (or so I've been told).
O is for "Oh, yeah, baby...you're so hard!"
I is for insane, 'cause that's what we all are!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS!! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you break your computer because Riku and the whole of StarClan told you to (ALL FEAR RIKU!! ~Crystillianray). Crazy is when you have serious conversations with your friend about having a black hole in your boobs. Crazy is when you start having spontaneous and perfectly serious argume-ahem, discussions with the characters you created inside your head, and you listen to their advice. (Actually, half of them are cleverer than me. I have no idea how) Crazy is when have loud converstaions with your fan-characters and end up speaking out loud and not noticing. Crazy is when you attacked your friend in the middle of US History class without the teacher knowing it. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn't have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you are worried about general world health after the creation of the Frankenpudding, put this whatsit on your profile.

If you just LOST THE GAME repost this. If you don't know what it means and want to find out at the expense of your sanity, PM me. (YOU MADE ME LOSE THE GAME DAMN IT XDXDXD)

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on end if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?", copy this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile

If you have a long profile copy and paste this to make it longer

If your in love with an anime character copy and paste this into your profile

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

If the word duck remind you of Sasuke's hair, copy and paste this to your profile.
In fact, this is a funny fanfiction I stumbled upon just lately. They went through Sasuke's hair problem on chapter 2.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4663744/1/Ask_the_Naruto_Crew

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Girls don't realize these things.

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with enough respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough for you to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

"REMEMBER WHEN "

REMEMBER WHEN...

getting HiGH meant swinging at the playground?

the worst thing you could get from a boy was cOotiEs?

when )m O m( was your hero

and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?

when your WORST ENIMiES were your siblings (She IS still my worst enemy ~ Raikozu21)

and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?

when -WAR- was a card game

and life was simple and care free?

remember when all you wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?

Put This On Your Profile If Your Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

OKAY!! now, to tell u guys about mah story...

Bitter Sweet - Naruto's a 16 year old boy who lives alone, or so he thought. One day, he was kidnapped by two guys during school-hours and he met his long-lost brother in the jail cell he was kept in. In the meantime, Sasuke and Skye told Tsunade what had happened, and Tsunade immediately formed a "Naruto rescue squad". Tsunade gave the squad some much needed info about the guys who kidnapped Naruto and a few extra high-tech gadgets, in case they needed some grappling hooks to scale a building (that's not the only thing she gave the squad, for your information). That's a far as I'm gonna tell youu right now...

Now You See Me, Now You Don't - Sasuke's just a normal 16-year-old, as normal as a ghost-seeing teen who's diagnosed with dyslexia and ADHD can be. He goes to Konoha Academy for Special Talents. When he was young, he saw a ghost with no blood. Those kind of ghosts always freak him out. But as fast as it appeared, he disappeared as quickly, and Sasuke never saw him ever since. After he was led on a 10-minute goose-chase to the lobby of his dorm by a blonde ghost, he realized that the ghost was probably the exact same ghost that he saw when he was 10. Later on, he befriended the ghost and found out that the ghost's death was tied to his 10th birthday. (that's really as far as i got in the story. i need help on writing dome lemons between the uchiha and the ghost. plz send me a message. i'll tell you the details)

STORIES THAT ARE COMING SOON:

A Way to Start Off a School Year - I have written a lot for this one, but I haven't had the time to type it up. Oh, and just keep in mind, this story happened a year before Bitter Sweet. The summary: Skye is a brand new transfer student to Kiba's class. And as per usual, Kiba tried to "sweet talk" her, only to get burned back by the girl. And for the first time, Kiba was actually scared of her threat to stay away from her. His mind bugged about Skye, he uncovered quite a bit about her past, and it was pretty bad, but soon they became friends. After Skye left, Kiba had to run away along with Naruto, Neji, and Sasuke, from (of course) Sasuke's Fanclub. The girl came to the rescue along with Akamaru and Kiba's sister (was her name Hama?). Hama (?) told Sasuke to leave the school grounds with Akamaru and Skye, just to be safe, but of course, a mob of fangirl is scarier that your parents when you get an F on a big major test. Half of them followed the two teens and the dog, but Skye told Akamaru to go back and leave her and Sasuke to find another way to get back to school. Little did they know the event that followed Akamaru's farewell. Skye and Sasuke were kidnapped, and that's as far as I'm going to tell you!

Interview Time - This one will be simple interviews with some of the main characters. May contain spoilers, (in fact, it actually contains spoilers) so if you don't want me to spoil some of the Naruto plotline, don't read. I got inspired by one of the authors i added to my watch list (thank u, xGaaraxPSHAWx!!). The links that the characters say will be up on my profile page in a bit.

AND HERE'S INFO ABOUT SKYE:
Name: Takeda Skye
Age: 15 on A Way To Start Off the School Year, 16 on Bitter Sweet and Now You See Me, Now You Don't
Height: 5 ft 5 in (A Way to Start Off a School Year), 5 ft 7 in (Bitter Sweet and Now You See Me, Now You Don't )
Weight: 120 lbs (A Way to Start Off a School Year), 125 lbs (Bitter Sweet and Now You See Me, Now You Don't ) I have no explanation of how she maintains that weight...
Eye color: Silverish-blue
Hair Color: Lightning blue (it's kind of a pale blue, but not too pale. The kind of blue you would see if a lightning strikes)
Personality: She's mainly the same on both stories, but she can be unpredictable. On Bitter Sweet, she's the kind of girl who leaves people staring at her (Sneak preview on a later chapter. There's this line where she says "I've had a snowball war in the middle of winter in Colorado wearing only a short sleeved t-shirt, a pair of extremely short shorts and boots. And I was out there for a good 3 hours, too"). She's strong, talented, and can stand up to herself or any of her friends whenever they needed backup, phisically, by words, or both. But she also has her concerned, caring, I'm-here-for-you moments. On A Way to Start Off a School Year, she started off harsh, burning Kiba along the way. But then she has her sad moments too, and a bit early in the story, a moment showing her weakness. She's the kind of girl who settles fights between two people, again, phisically, by words, or sometimes, both. She can be hilarious (she talked to a surveilance camera on A Way to Start Off a School Year).
Likes: anything black or dark blue, yaoi, drawing, she has a great voice and she likes to sing, dogs, cookies, and werewolves (she's reffering to Jacob Black)
Dislikes: pink in any form, shape, size, quantity and/or way, hates singing in public unless required to do so, cats and all that nature
Anything special about her? She has a necklace (choker) with a wolf's head pendant. It was given to her by her mother, a family heirloom from her mother's side. She's been wearing the necklace through who-knows-what and since who-knows-when... when her mother died, when her father abused her, when she took all her classes, when she met all her friends, when she moved to Konoha High... when she beat the heck out of Orochimaru (read Bitter Sweet, upcoming chapter... I think it's chapter 9...) before turning him in to the police.

Currently working on: Chapter 5, 9, and 10 of Bitter Sweet, Chapter 2 of Now You See Me, Now You Don't