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16 year old female here...HI! * I am friendly, can stand my ground, and am not afraid to defend myself if I need to. I respect everyone's opinions, and when I give criticism, I try to be very sweet about it. I will defend my friends and hate when they are upset, because I am then too. I have 2 kitties who I adore like the world! I am a total night-owl, but the world is the opposite -_- Chocolate is my weakness...


Some Favorite Quotes:

"Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back."

"I am a woman of many moods, and they all require chocolate."

"If raising children was going to be easy, it wouldn't have started with a thing called labor." (my mom's favorite)

"It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow."

"A girl is much more than she seems; not a toy by any means. Underneath that hair and make-up, there's a sign that says 'Handle With Care'."

"A man's limitations are not the things he wants to do and can't; they are the things he ought to do but doesn't. The difficult we will do eventually, the impossible will just take a little more time."

“Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.”

"People build up walls-not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down."

"Trust is like a paper; once it's crumpled, it can never be perfect again."

"Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them an extra bullet for their gun...Because they missed you the first time."

"Tomorrow is never promised to anyone, so dance until your feet ache, laugh until your side hurts; say 'I love you' to those you love, for tomorrow may never come."

"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none."

"F.R.I.E.N.D.S.: Fight for you, Respect you, Include you, Encourage you, Need you, Deserve you, Stand by you!"

"Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class."

"Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half."

"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother."

"Friends are angels, who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly."

"As a day well-spent brings happy sleep, so a life well used brings happy death."

"When I stopped seeing my mother with the eyes of a child, I saw the woman who helped me give birth to myself."

"Mothers hold their child's hands for a moment, and their heart for a lifetime."

"The worst mistake anyone can make is being too afraid to make one."

"Apologizing does not mean you were wrong and the other person is right. It just means that you care more about your relationship more than your ego."

"We all make mistakes, have struggles, and even regret things in our past. But, you are not your mistakes! You are not your struggles, and you are here now, with the power to shape your day and your future."

"Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly..."


If you are a Proud Otaku, Copy and Paste!

It's not a comic book, it's "Manga".

It's not a cartoon, it's "Anime".

It's not homosexual, it's "Yaoi".

It's not lesbian, it's "Yuri".

It's not erotic, it's "Ecchi".

It's not pedophile, it's "Lolicon".

It's not gay, it's "Shonen-ai".

It's not slutty, it's "Fan Service".

It's not a costume, it's "Cosplay".

It's not a dating show, it's a "Harem".

It's not a fetish, it's "Moe".

It's not a bipolar girl, it's "Tsundere".

It's not a drawing, it's "Doujinshi".

It's not schizophrenic girl, it's "Yandere".

It's not Chinese, it's "Japanese".

It's not Chinese animation, it's "Japanimation".

& Most Importantly... I'm not a geek, I'm an "Otaku!"


If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.

If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.

If you are odd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (it's like a daily activity for me! That, and running into walls *crashes into wall* who put that there?!)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into a song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have never been in a fist fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (especially thunderstorms!)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pretended to bend the elements, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever run into a doorway that you clearly could've dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (I have actually lost to myself before...)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you hate people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

98% of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool. Post this if you are a part of the 2% laughing.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

The voice in my head may not be real, but is has some good ideas!


I am a Yaoi fan girl and proud of it!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


Copy and Paste This In Your Profile:

If you're a Fullmetal fan copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you can spout a random character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, or on air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of children are concerned with being popular and fitting in. if you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, Aleksandrya Gregonovitch, freakily obsessed Yassen fan, True Colours, Owltalon, Elvira Rayne, night'scompanion

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read the 7th harry potter book and Severus Snape is now on your favorite characters list, copy and paste this to you profile.

If you are obsessed with Fire, copy and paste this to your profile and sign your name so that we know that we're not the only pyromaniacs here.: RulerofFire, Adderstar of ValorClan, alansquill, True Colours, Owltalon, Elvira Rayne, night'scompanion

If you love gazing out at the stars and the moon, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list so I know I'm not the only one: alansquill, True Colours, Owltalon, Elvira Rayne, night'scompanion

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, scarilyobsessed, teeny-weeny-munchkin, True Colours, Owltalon, Elvira Rayne, night'scompanion

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlwhisker (I do it all the time so get over it) Sakeraa (I blame it on my new sandals), Katklaws (multiple times, actually)Rainstorm007 (It’s just a tiny, little, big problem, gosh!) mysterys (sadly, mysterys is guilty), Adderstar(actually it was a half a flight of stairs, but it was humiliating enough. And painful...), alansquill (guilty as charged... how I do it, I have no idea) True Colours (I blame it on the floor-length brown skirts we wear to school), Owltalon, Elvira Rayne, night'scompanion (I blame it on the steps themselves for existing...anyone heard of elevators or escalators?!)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Silver Eternity, Colorful-Crap, Elvira Rayne, night'scompanion

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: Unique girl - YAYZ, Fast Talking Dolphin, Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Silver Eternity, Colorful-Crap, Elvira Rayne, night'scompanion

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird/strange and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!(I'm odd and proud! I'm weird and happy, I'm strange but unique! Different is good and I'm damn proud of who I am!

If you've ever tripped on your own two feet copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the English teen population would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off at the others.

If you've gotten completely zoned out of a conversation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.

If you copy and paste things that you have already copy and pasted to your profile before, copy and paste this to your profile. (Sometimes I don't even know! I wish people would point these things out to me...xD)


Female come backs:
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.
Man: Going my way, babe?
Woman: I'm going the other way, genius.
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"


FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dude … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butts that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this


37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who wants to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time” When someone walks in.


Some Favorite TV Shows:

Doctor Who (Whovian for life right here! GO 10!!!)

Criminal Minds

Big Bang Theory

House

Pretty Little Liars

How I Met Your Mother

Monk

Bones

Mike and Molly

Family Guy


Some Favorite Animes: (only listing a few because if I listed them all, you would be reading for an hour)

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

Code Geass

InuYasha

Free!

Black Butler

Oran High School Host Club

Vampire Night

Junjou Romanitca

Baka and Test

Chobits

Black Cat

Loveless

Angel Beats


Some favorite movies:

Inception

Alice In Wonderland (Johnny Depp version)

Dark Shadows

Titanic

The Parent Trap (newer Disney version *don't judge me*)

Dances With Wolves

The Heat


I listen to diverse music genres, my absolute favorites being rock, alternative, punk, and pop.

Some of my Favorite Artists:

Three Days Grace

Panic! At The Disco

Breaking Benjamin

Evanescence

Carrie Underwood

Halestorm

Black Veil Brides

P!nk

Taylor Swift

Paramore

Ke$ha


If you took the time to read all of this, THANK YOU! You are like my new best friend, especially if you agree with a lot I have posted on here!

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Through Eyes of Flame by Xennariel reviews
The story of Fullmetal Alchemist told as if Roy and Riza were the main characters. Includes the years before and after the series. Slow Burn. Heavy on the Royai. Based on the manga, with just a bit of Brotherhood.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 113,924 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/13/2018 - Published: 6/14/2016 - [Roy M., Riza H.]
Love in the New World by Steampunk Kimono reviews
Light has won. He is the God of the New World and keeps L as his prisoner to flaunt to his supporters. The detective has spent the last three months rotting away in a cell, waiting for Kira to kill him. But what happens when Light grows to love his captive?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Light Y., L
Ponytail by Steampunk Kimono reviews
A late birthday present for a friend. Grell x Ronald Highschool AU. Rated T for swearing and Grell's dirty mind. *COMPLETE*
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Ronald K., Grell S. - Complete
A Different Kind of Shy by Steampunk Kimono reviews
Grell has loved Will for a long time, deeper than anyone could ever know. But, behind all that flamboyancy is a shy person that needs love. Grelliam, rating may go up to M because we know how Grell can get. First fanfic!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Grell S., William S.
Not That Much Of An Act Anymore by Steampunk Kimono reviews
Hikaru is having trouble with hiding his feelings for Kaoru. Enter Kyoya with a little push! Hikaru x Kaoru, HikaKao, Hitachiincest, whatever you call it. Fluff, language, kisses, T because I'm paranoid.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Vocal Problems by Elvira Rayne reviews
Ed loses his voice and has a report to turn in. How will he get by in Roy's office without talking about it? What is Roy to do about it? What if Roy thinks its all a game of charades? Will he lose his patience with him? Read to find out - RoyEd One-shot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Sick by Elvira Rayne reviews
Ed's sick so Al reports in to a curious Roy Mustang. You know what they say, Curiosity killed the cat! Roy finds Ed in a terrible condition and helps him get better. The next day Roy gets sick while he's in the office and watches Ed, who is amused by the whole thing and he goes up to him and...RoyEd. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Two Weeks of Sunshine by comptine reviews
AU. What Arthur had expected on his trip of the vineyards of France was solitude, good wine, and a quiet end to his rather disastrous love life. What he had not expected was a hostel in Rome with a Frenchman, no wine and rainy start to a long summer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,992 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Importance of Wearing Shoes by Merkswinter reviews
Edward Elric has an unfortunate collision with Colonel Mustang’s desk. Roy is left to deal with the consequences...poor man. RoyxEd MxM Yaoi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,486 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Dr Gregory House vs Edward Elric by Miss Woodford reviews
Crossover of FMA with House. Why? Because you asked for it! The long awaited sequel arrives as House makes Wilson do Mustang's physical. Rated for strong language, a naked Colonel and burning hair. Oh yes, it's total crack. No redeeming features at all!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Edward E., G. House - Complete