My name is NeTanya i live in and was born in richmond,virgina im 5'5 last time i checked i have dark brown eyes i have dark brown hair but in sunlight turns lighter i love peanut butter and pickles Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so scroll down (don't cheat- -) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completly in love with this person 2. If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservitive and agressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday You Know You Live In 2008 When... 1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years 3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv 6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer 7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends 8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling 9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this 10. You were too busy to notice number five 11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five 12. And now your laughing at your stupidity 13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it my fav 12 twilight characters: 1. Jane 2. Alec 3. Jasper 4. Bella 5. Esme 6. Aro 7. Emmett 8. Carlisle 9. Edward 10. Marcus 11. Seth 12. Rosalie Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you. A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. She was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." You're never alone... 93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it. Don't be one of those people. My name is Chris. I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else I’m locked up All day long. When I’m awake I’m all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I’ll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says it’s my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!" I scream But it’s now much too late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Chris I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me. IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!! EVERY YEAR 54 percent OF CHILDREN WHO ARE PHYSICALLY ABUSED DIE FROM THE ABUSE PLeAsE pUt ThiS iN yOu'Re PrOfiLe: Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Now you have two choices The Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella A little Twilight survey: Which book in the series is your favorite? Breaking Dawn How long did it take you to read them? Breaking Dawn: 1 week Who introduced you to the books? Did you buy them, borrow them, or just read them? Who is your favorite character(s)? Alec, Jasper,Jane Who is your favorite vampire? Aro Who is your favorite werewolf? What is your favorite quote from the stories? "Bella,how strongly are you apposed to grand theft auto?" Your favorite Edward and Bella moment? In the meadow Your favorite Jacob and Bella moment? Favorite Alice and Bella moment? What was your favorite adventure/battle? Breaking Dawn meeting of all the other vamps Which book cover is your favorite? Eclipse Are these books among your favorite books of all? This or That? New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse or Twilight? Eclipse Midnight Sun or the movie? Who do you want Bella to be with most? Edward or Jacob? Who do you like more? Bella or Jacob? Bella or Alice? Alice Alice or Edward? Alice or Jacob? Rosalie or Alice? Rosalie Jasper or Alice? Jasper or Edward? Jasper Carlisle or Esme? Emmett or Jasper? Emmett or Jacob? Bella or Rosalie? Esme or Charlie? Charlie or Carlisle? Charlie or Billy? Jacob or Sam? Sam Sam or Quil? Quil or Embry? Who is the better villian: James or Victoria? James Vampires or werewolves? Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum? ø¤º°°º¤ø Madness, ಠ_ಠ I question my own sanity. Copy and paste, if you're the same. °°°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°°° Roses are Red Violets are blue Hannah Montanna sucks And we should sue. Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you SKINNY, Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL, So why bother? Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night Ashley had peeked through Courtney's messing The next day at school Ashley wasn't A note that read: My dearest Jack, I Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will Thank you Rest In Peace Micheal Jackson! A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. 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() Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile Edward Cullen: Sexier than you Since 1901 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Carlisle Cullen: Fighting temptation since the 1660s Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Emmett Cullen:Stronger than you since 1916 Bella Swan/Cullen: Luckier than you since 1987 Renesmee Cullen: More unique than you since 2006 If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you totally wanted to cry because Edward was so sweet to Bella at the hospital in the first Twilight then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are on team Edward copy and post this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile. If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, beforebeing crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. YOUR GUY SIDE: xYou love hoodies. TOTAL:17 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. TOTAL: 5 Things to do on an Elevator 1.CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2.STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3.WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4.GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5.MEOW occasionally. 6.STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7.SAY 'DING' at each floor. 8.SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10.STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11.WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12.TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13.DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14.WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15.PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16.ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17.HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. 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SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die This is a true story: Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad (add this to your profile if your against child abuse Did you know... kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted Hush, little sister I can see your arms I know you scream I can see the way I know that people Hey, little sister You see, little sister He screamed at me You know, little sister But hush, little sister I'm sorry little sister Uh oh little sister Hush little sister IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!! Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scratch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day myteacher comes to see mummy. Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school. My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry. A few more years later. I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died. Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncureable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide. SAD STUFF :'( A little girl holding the hand of her orphanage nanny looks up at the sky and asks "What are those little lights in the sky?" Two figures stand in front of a little girl's grave, crying over their dead daughter. A sister shields her little brother from her father's drunken rage. Her brother runs away on the day of her funeral. A man getting on a bus walks under a black sky, the stars hidden by light pollution. He has only seen stars in movies and pictures. A little boy holds his mother, trying to keep her warm and dry from the rain dripping into their cardboard box. A girl stands on the street in front of her house in the snow because she told her parents that she was lesbian A Jewish man hides his face in public from fear of getting harmed The neighbors hear screaming and crying in the apartment beside them, and had seen the woman with an empty bottle of alcohol walking towards the room, but they just pull their blankets tighter around them. A girl sleeps on a park bench because she got pregnant and let her parents know Someone kicks mud in the face of a man asking for a spare bit of change. The man couldn't get a job because he was gay An African American woman stops going to church because they don't accept her race A mother cries as the police drag her sobbing daughter away. Her wife comes outside and hugs her. The police had said she was an unfit mother because she was lesbian Sad I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying 1) Repost this message. A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies." (awwww...) Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' |