So, you wanna know somethin about me? *gasps* Why you little creep!
*wacks you with a loaded staple gun, yells*
"Yes, hunny, it's dead alright.. wait.. no it's not.."
*takes a boot to yeh..*
"Die yeh filthy uhh.. swine.. yeah that's it.. DIE YE FILTHY SWINE!"

belch* Sooo, do you come here often? If you actually answered me, you are one sorry stack of phone numbers.. tsk tsk and who would expect this fate to fall upon such as you?

Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.. that is what I truly wish to be.. 'cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.. everyone would be in love with me..

M'kay, shutting up now, xP.

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