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Joined 06-06-04, id: 603981
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
I doubt anyone will really read this other than my dear friend Ana Maria *whenever we end our temporary squabbles, but it pleases me to babble about myself nonetheless. The only thing I'd like to say to people who read the first couples lines and that's it, are a few words of advice. First of all, you're never too old for Disney movies, especially Aladin. Also my brother is very serious about his cheese, NEVER take any from him...and I urge you all to act like idiots and make fools of yourselves every single day. That's pretty much how I live my life, and it's working wonderfully for me.

I'm terribly afraid of clowns, pea nut shells, cabbage, truckers, and over chewed gum and I try to avoid these things at all costs. Please don't send me them and I ask you not to mention them or I'll faint in sheer terror.

I spell a lot of words wrong. A lot. Seriously. Spelling bees have been great sources of embarassment for me in the past and still haunt me ocassionaly. Get used to it, though, if you read this or any of my fan fiction. You'll note that I have quite the grammer issues.

Current obsessions:

Squee...my new boyfriend. I'm so immature about this kind of thing. I get so insanely happy about him, though, so cheers to you, Kevyn!!! Even though he HATES Harry Potter...despite the fact that he's never even READ the books...stupid boy...*grumbles...* lol.

Music: I have about a billion favorite bands. I love, love, love the Beatles with a passion and always will. Just to name a few others...there's Audio Slave, The Pixes, The Walkman, The Monkeys, Deep Purple, AC/DC, the Strokes (dear God, I love the Strokes), Nirvana, Jet, and I've just recently stumbled upon a band called Franz Ferdinand, and I love them, too, already. Their song "Take Me Out" plays in my head all day long. I also like a couple songs from Queens of the Stone Age, but I've only just come to notice them, so we'll see how far my obsession with them goes. I beg of you all to go and listen to one of these bands, and I hope you'll love them as much as I do...music is so huge in my life and nothing makes me happier than tuning people into the same stuff I like. Oh, I also play the guitar and suck horribly at it, but it still makes me happy seeing it in my room. That's how incredibly lame and dorky I am...setting my guitar out simply because it *looks cool*. Lol. I may be miserable at it, but hey, at least it's purty. :) BTW, I warn you all to steer clear of me shall I dare to play in front of you. If you value hearing, run away...

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Big Fish, Pirates of the Caribbean, Road to Perdition, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Benny and Joon, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Harvey, and Aladin. :)

My favorite actors: Johnny Depp (my absolute favorite...and my idol, too) and Ewan Mcgregor (mainly because of Big Fish)...their talent just astounds me. I love them both. I also love Jude Law, Ed Norton, Jason Isaacs (and I think he's one of the wittest men alive) and I'll always love James Stewart, of course. Love. Love. Love. *You'll also find that I use that word too much and it'll probably become a bit annoying...but I don't know many adjectives for the word...if you think of any, please let me know*

Favorite books: Harry Potter books, naturaly, The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams...I find him incredibly funny...also To Kill a Mockingbird, The DaVinci Code is quite good, also the Lord of the Rings books, and I love anything by Micheal Crichton, 'specialy Timeline. Read them all, I must insist!!!!!

Current crushes: And I warn you, I love to talk about them, you'll know. Huge, huge, huge crush on Julian Casablancas from the Strokes. I love that boy. Slightly guilty about this one, since I'm 17 and he's 14, but I'm quite smitten with the one Daniel Radcliffe. What a beautiful boy. He's too cute, clever, and damn funny, not to mention he apperently likes Audio Slave and The Walkman, which makes me insanley happy, so I can't resist crushing over him a little... I also am loving Jesse Bradford, but I'm sure the obsession is only temporary. I never stop having crushes, either. Never. It may be some sort of disease, but I quite enjoy it...

My Car: I have an absolutly hideous old rust bucket of a car, but I still love it dearly. I love screaming at the dashboard and spilling out all my problems to it. That car knows more about me than anyone or anything in the world...and it's the one place that I can blast any music I want to without anyone yelling at me to turn it down...So there you have it, my car is a great listener, he's highly trustworthy, doesn't judge me, I'm always confortable with him, and we enjoy the same music. My soul mate that old piece of rusted tin and rubber is.

My friends: I love them all. Every single one of them totally completes my life, as lame as it sounds. And since I'm in a current row with my best friend, I'd just like to say a few things about her...you see, she's completly arrogant and self centered, and I love her for it...and I must thank her because she's helped me write the character of James in my fan fiction quite easily...she's also the funniest, sweetest, most generous, loyal and adventurous person in the world, she's my fellow Gansta Gryffindor and I love her even more than my car and Johnny Depp. She always knows how to cheer me up, and I can't offer her enough praise...So cheers to you, Ana Maria *not real name, inside joke* may you're house always be too small. Lol.

Anyway, I think I'll end it with that...the only other thing I have left to say is PLEASE READ MY STORIES!!! And also read the one's I've saved under favorites written by different authors...because they're all brilliant and I want everyone to read them!

Love to all!

~Meg

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Meetings of Marauders by Whiskey reviews
An accident with a time turner sends Fred into the era of the Marauders. Will he save the world by altering the course of events or throw it into a whole new age of chaos? Chapters 1 to 10 and 12 to 18 have been edited and reposted. 24.12.07
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,354 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 4/18/2005 - Published: 6/2/2003 - Sirius B., Fred W.
The Afterlife and Times of Professor Binns by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
A short piece on what it may have been like for Professor Binns to wake up from the Big Sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2003
The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
James, Sirius, and Peter try to answer one of the age old questions of the world: does Remus Lupin like boys or girls?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Secret Keepers by Polkat reviews
The Marauders: Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs. The story of the first death, the last betrayal and the story of a man who cradled the body of his best friend in his arms, knowing he'd have to run for his life as soon as anyone else found out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
The Crack in the Floor by Bebop Valentine reviews
New name, old story! : A Sirius story about how he stayed sane in Azkaban Corrected version R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
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Slytherins Don't Slouch reviews
When Sirius goes to Hogwarts, he thinks he’s getting away from his hated family life at last. What he doesn’t know is that she doesn’t plan on letting him get away that easy and is determined to make his life at Hogwarts a living hell. It’s a stor
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
I Saw Him, I Swear He's Up To No Good
Only rated so for language. Draco mysteriously wakes up in the middle of the forbidden forest, and winds up meeting a very unlikely stranger; the rat we all know as Wormtail. Takes place during the end of the third book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Draco M.