\o/ Ellington Ratliff means a lot to me (i wish i could emphasize 'a lot' even more bc i cant put into words how much he means to me)

\o/ Raura makes me cry

\o/ don't try to convince me that Percy Jackson isn't real bECAUSE HE IS SHUT UP

\o/ i watch this show called Austin & Ally idk

\o/ sometimes i write things

\o/ i have a mild addiction to this thing called twitter

\o/ i spend too much time on YouTube

\o/ i like pizza

\o/ i also really like quotes and you'll find some of my faves below ayee

\o/ i prefer online friends to my real ones tbh

\o/ i like bands

\o/ i am awkward and sometimes come across as rude sry in advance

\o/ i also seem hella boring until you get to know me

\o/ im really bad at proofreading ok hush

\o/ proud keyper represent hollaaaaa

\o/ i like to ship things

\o/ the R5Family isn't just a fandom to me it's my home

\o/ you can put peanut butter on everything js

\o/ I HAVE AN ANDROID AND THEREFORE CANNOT SEE YOUR FANCY SHMANCY EMOJIS GOODBYE

\o/ im nice and love everyone for the most part (unless this is my crush's girlfriend if its you then go away me no like u)

\o/ i like hearts

\o/ i like calum worthy

\o/ i like macklemore

\o/ i like rain

\o/ i like the reality show total divas k

\o/ i like taco bell

\o/ i like wendys

\o/ i like mcdonalds

\o/ i like subway

\o/ i do not like burger king

\o/ i like you

\o/ one time i ate 9 bowls of corn flakes

\o/ i like cute boys

\o/ what time do ducks wake up? AT THE QUACK OF DAWN HA

\o/ would you judge me if i said i actually laughed at that joke lmfao

\o/ im part of the 1% of the r5family that actually did enjoy tbm i thought it was fucking adorable dont judge me bye

\o/ team peeta

\o/ rick riordan is the cause of my chest pains

\o/ i like to make lists

\o/ mm i like popcorn

\o/ bonus fact: i originally typed poopcorn

\o/ i make a lot of typos get used to it

\o/ i like shawn michaels and edge and christian

\o/ where the actual hell is christian though like wtf

\o/ i like canada

\o/ THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING

\o/ this list is gonna end up really long why are you still reading it

\o/ chain letters scare me dont come near me with those i'll stab you in the throat

\o/ Ross shoR

\o/ if youre reading this dm me "salsa"

\o/ salsa is mine and my friends' code name for the guy i like k dont laugh at me

\o/ 99% of my stories get updated between the hours of midnight and 5 am i hope youre okay with that

\o/ stay gold ponyboy

\o/ i developed a weird friendship with my 6th grade math teacher i dont even go to that school anymore and we still email each other

\o/ sometimes i say rly dumb things

\o/ i dont say lol unless im using it ironically

\o/ without auslly i die

\o/ did you not see the please do not play the drums sign

\o/ look, i didnt want to be a half-blood

\o/ i lie a lot oops

K BYE

p.s. my grammar is a lot better than this in my stories i promise ok just trust me

p.p.s the * looks like a snowflake merry christmas

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