The Archer Blackhide bio
 Author has written 33 stories for Stargate: Atlantis, Transformers/Beast Wars, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, and Slender. Hi. This is my profile page. You will find basic informations about me and some useful links here. About me. Age: I'm an adult already, old enough to remember late '80's (when there we had no internet at all - picture this, heh). Why I joined: because I wanted to post a single fan-fiction. And the rest is history. Disclaimer: I don't own anything except my own plots and OC's (and cover images). Any similarities to plots of other people is purely accidental. I'm mostly a graphic (self proclaimed) artist but I write too. I'm not an English native speaker and my native language's structure is different than English, don't have beta (at least not permanent one) . I'm only a human and I do typos, errors and such (especially that I am a dyslectic), my text editor can check my spelling, but won't catch everything - it is only a program. So if there are any typos or errors - I'm sorry, you can always tell me and I'll correct them (or at least will try to force myself to). OŚWIADCZENIE W świetle odtatnich wydarzeń, zapoczątkowanych tragedią 13-go grudnia i komentarzach pod adresem WOŚP oraz jej Dyrygenta, które nastąpiły potem, pragnąc wyrazić mój absolutny brak tolerancji i rosnącą odrazę powodowaną przez hejt (które to zbierały się już od dość dawna a które to osiągnęły swoją kulminację w mijającym tygodniu poprzez w/w zdarzenia); oświadczam, że moją jedyną odpowiedzią dla wszystkich tych niesczęśliwych typów, którzy swoją własną nienawiść i nieszczęśliwość w życiu pragną wylać na innych ludzi, było, jest i będzie to jedno zdanie: hejterzy i ryby głosu nie mają. Każdego, kto zgadza się ze mną w tej kwesti zachęcam to odpowiadania hejterom w ten sam sposób. ANNOUNCEMENT. In the light of recent events initiated by the tragecy of December 13th and followed by hateful comments addressed at GOCC/WOŚP and its Director, I iwsh to express in strongest of terms, my absolute lack of tolerance and growing revulsion for hate (revulsion that grew for some time now and which reached its peak last week due to aforementioned occurrences); I wish to announce that my only answer to all those sad people who feel the urge to spill their own hate and misery onto other people; was, is and always shall be this one sentence: the haters have no say. Those who agree with me on this matter are welcome to reply to haters in the same words. Links (due to some difficulties, the links are replaced by raw addresses for now). Full versions (MA) of my M rated storied can be found here: archiveofourown.org/users/CzarnaArcher Graphics for my fanfics can be found here: archerblack.deviantart.com/ My Stargate fanart can be found here: archerblack.deviantart.com/gallery/31645628/Stargate-fan-art My Transformers fanart can be found here: archerblack.deviantart.com/gallery/40648205/Transformers Other works by me (including downloadable pdf versions of my stories) can be found here: archerblack.deviantart.com/gallery/ Stargate Atlantis stories in order of publishing:
Transformers Prime fan-timeline series in order of publication and reading (the parenthesis contains number of chapters in each story followed by status):
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen stories in order of publication:
My Slender story:
And the most important thing: Enjoy. Love - Archer. |
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Sick and Twisted Affair by Old Northerner reviews
Miko wanted his attention. Megatron wanted to see just how fearless she was. After sneaking through the ground bridge, Miko is unable to find the Autobots. She goes off in search of them, but finds someone else instead. Now that she's captured the Decepticon leader's attention, will she ever be able to escape?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,535 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Megatron, Miko N.
Exile by Grendel-the-Hutt reviews
Beaten and injured, an ill-tempered and shattered Soundwave would like nothing more than to be left alone. A certain human girl, on the other hand, has different ideas. . . Set after 'Triage'. Rated T for cursing and some violence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,843 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Soundwave, Miko N.
Only Human by Borath reviews
Confronted with a medical mystery amongst the Autobots, Ratchet requisitions House and his team for a consult. Let the snark-off begin. -No pairings-
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,467 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Ratchet, G. House
One Human, One Spark by Whozawhatcha reviews
What would have happened if Bulkhead DID die? Wheeljack learns hard lessons about taking care of his new human friend, and maybe likes her spunk at times . . . But what happens when a plan for revenge is hatched? Getting tangled up with a femme and the importance of memories making you who you are. War stories, detonations, protoform sleepovers, Wheeljack/Arcee, Bulkhead, Miko.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 73 - Words: 404,988 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Arcee, Wheeljack, Bulkhead, Miko N. - Complete
That's the real punishment by Darth Krande reviews
Megatron decided that the DJD has to wash Blot. Dirtiest job ever.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Tarn, Helex, Blot, Tesarus - Complete
Strict Machines by JenKristo reviews
Optimus Prime was a leader, and leadership suffused his very being. KA-R1-302 was a Vehicon miner who lived for the end of each workday. An Energon raid, a snap decision, and their lives would alter forever. Despite the overwhelming odds, their crossing paths lead to something that neither could have anticipated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,771 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Optimus Prime, Vehicons
Fate is a Cruel Mistress by brohne reviews
June Darby faces her worst fears in the aftermath of the Autobot's defeat. She and Wheeljack must save the gravely injured Prime while staying one step ahead of Megatron. Rated T for violence and language
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,468 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - June D., Optimus Prime - Complete
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My Supergirl reviews
Shockwave knows how Shadowplay works, it "deleted" all of his emotions and redirected his Spark's feelings and urges so he can't read them but he can detect them. He knows but he doesn't feel. And then out of the blue, his spark reacted to Arcee in most illogical way. My stories are available exclusively on my official accounts on , dA, AO3, Tumblr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,811 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/16/2018 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [Arcee, Shockwave] - Complete
Dead Hearts
A sequel to London Calling and The Cabbala. My own render of LoEG. Vril living in London are being targeted and the League assembles again to find perpetrators responsible for these hate crimes. This time with new leader after Door left the League to attend to her family issues (see London Calling).
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,371 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2018 - Published: 11/11/2017 - Complete
I Know Who Killed Me reviews
Dead prostitutes aren't anything abnormal even in Iacon, Cybertron. But Iacon has one thing that the rest of Cybertron doesn't: Prowl. But his long arm of justice cannot reach everywhere. Pre-war Cybertron. No happy ending.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2017 - Chromedome, Prowl - Complete
2585 reviews
Slenderman is not as invincible as he (or anyone else) thought. A blase woman is not as indifferent as she would like to think. But haters are always as hateful as everyone thinks. Anti-hate story, more info inside. This may be an x-over but there is no category for the other part on FF. Rated M for initial violence. Posted in Games because there's no other place for it.
Slender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,769 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2017 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Slender, OC - Complete
Doctor Feelgood reviews
Doctors have to deal with many weird cases and demented patients, and Dock Knock is not an exception. These will be short series of one-shots focusing around Knockout and his patients. Places pre- and post war, in my own fan-made timeline. Warning: this is made of old, cheesy doctor jokes. Downloadable PDF version now available on my dA.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 4/28/2017 - Knock Out - Complete
Megatronus of Tarn vs Plagiarist reviews
It is an entry inspired by some young RPers who used other people OCs without posting any disclaimers. Now, see how Megatron deals with such problems ;P
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2017 - Megatron - Complete
London Calling
A sequel to my previous story. This should be a x-over but I couldn't find a Neverwhere category so it's just LoEG instead. In the London Below people are going missing which is nothing weird on its own, unless their mutilated corpses are being found. Something very wrong is going on, so Door calls to Mina and the League is being reassembled. Rated M for future chapters (gore).
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,012 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2017 - Published: 11/26/2016 - Complete
Sinnerman reviews
Another take on Shockwave's pre-Empurata, pre-Shadowplay past.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2016 - Shockwave - Complete
I fought the law reviews
The short story about how Barricade and Frenzy started to work together.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2016 - Complete
Need You Tonight reviews
Shockwave proves that no Shadowplay, no matter how extensive, is able to stop him from punching some people, especially if these people do their number on his chivalrous nerve. All reviews welcome, even anonymous ones, but if you want me to reply, please log in or let me know where else I can contact you. List of my accounts is available on my profile.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2016 - [Arcee, Shockwave] - Complete
Sweet Love Illumination reviews
Miko's turning 18 and Bumblebee has a b-day surprise for her - that pretty much wraps it all. Set during "Sugar". Had to re-write this because I've lost the original file I've written. Set in my Beauty of the Beast fan timeline (order of stories on my profile). This is the last story that I allow anonymous comments for - I'd like to be able to reply to people who review.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2016 - [Bumblebee, Miko N.] - Complete
Sweet Child of Mine reviews
As mentioned in "Sugar", in the last chapter - there would be official introduction and so on. Well, this is it. As Megatron makes his statement we observe various Decepticons' reactions. Introducing Lugnut and Strika - I consider them to be cannon-ish (they are in Animated so why not in Prime as well?). Rated T just to be safe. Enjoy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2016 - [June D., Megatron] [Lugnut, Strika] - Complete
Sugar reviews
MECH decides to re-appear Just as June has to face complications of her newly found blessed condition (see Run). Part 17th of my series and the summary seems a bit flat, you may want to read previous parts to get a hang of it (you won't regret). I will update every 2 weeks. My stories are available exclusively on my official accounts on , dA, AO3, Tumblr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,410 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/28/2016 - Published: 10/4/2015 - [June D., Megatron] - Complete
The Cabbala
Miss Wilhelmina Murray is back after the events of Century. For 6 years she managed to stay away from trouble but history likes to repeat itself and now she has to face a new challenge: gather new team to face new challenge, all while discreetly removing her own (and Orlando's) traces. Continuation possible. Downloadable version available on my deviant art account.
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,299 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Complete
Stone in my Hand reviews
The scene from "Blast from the Past", more precisely from "Getaway" where Megatronus of Tarn fights with Soundwave, which is the very beginning of what you could call friendship. My stories are available exclusively on my official accounts on , dA, AO3, Tumblr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Megatron, Soundwave - Complete
Road to Nowhere reviews
Story about how Decepticons decided to follow Autobots and leave Cybertron. Please read the An at the end before you fuss about cannon facts. All my TF stories are part of the same storyline. My stories are available exclusively on my official accounts on , dA, AO3, Tumblr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2015 - Megatron, Shockwave - Complete
Smooth Sailing reviews
Overlord, Airachnid and Decepticon Justice Division on one planet and in one town. Luxurious, stolen yacht, space ship dealers, pub and a game of Lob in the background. Ratem M just in case of Tesarus' foul mouth. My stories are available exclusively on my official accounts on , dA, AO3, Tumblr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,209 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Airachnid, Overlord, Tarn
Fireball reviews
Shockwave and Arcee finally meet on a romantic date on isolated, tropical island on a Pacific Ocean. My stories are available exclusively on my official accounts on , dA, AO3, Tumblr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2015 - [Arcee, Shockwave] - Complete
Live and Let Die reviews
Missing scene from Run, chapter 1 - where the Decepticon Justice Division evaluates Thundercracker's mental state. My stories are available exclusively on my official accounts on , dA, AO3, Tumblr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Thundercracker, Tarn, Vos, Tesarus - Complete
Run reviews
Decepticon Justice Division comes to Earth summoned by Megatron to catch Airachnid. Will they be more successful than with Overlord? Or will she escape them? My stories are available exclusively on my official accounts on , dA, AO3, Tumblr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,216 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Tarn, Airachnid, Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Blast from the Past reviews
Series of one shots regarding events from chosen characters' past (most of them mentioned in my stories or the TV-show/comic books). Part of my BotB series. My stories are available exclusively on my official accounts on , dA, AO3, Tumblr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,361 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Complete
Beauty of the Beast - alt Queen of the Night chapter reviews
Alternative "Queen of the Night" chapter for my "Beauty of the Beast" story - for all smut enthusiasts. This version is censored accurdingly to policy, but there is an address where you can find full version on my AO3 - the link available on my profile. My first smut, enjoy. My stories are available exclusively on my official accounts on , dA, AO3, Tumblr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 2/2/2013 - June D., Megatron - Complete
Spider Woman reviews
Airachnid escaped her containment and after taking her time she is ready to strike, will Decepticons and Autobots be able to catch and imprison her again, or the deadly dangerous and clever huntress will outmaneuver them and reach her goals? My stories are available exclusively on my official accounts on , dA, AO3, Tumblr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,323 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Airachnid, Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Black Widow's Cave
Exploration of the insecticon cave, set after Hammerhead. Not a rommance, just cave exploring. My stories are available exclusively on my official accounts on , dA, AO3, Tumblr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Arcee, Ratchet, Soundwave, Knock Out - Complete
My Old Man reviews
Jack and Megatron do their best to get along for June's sake. And when Jack gets into a fight at school Megatron decides that the teenager lacks a mechly servo in his young life. (For those who think it sound cheesy - read IDW's RiD and MTMTE seres). My stories are available exclusively on my official accounts on , dA, AO3, Tumblr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/23/2014 - [Megatron, June D.] Jack D. - Complete
Generation Lost in Space reviews
Optimus Prime finds himself missing his dear Elita-1. Elita-1 decides to call her beloved Optimus. Optimus Prime and Elita-1 sweetness one-shot (because I can and I find this pairing to be adorable and somewhat canon). My stories are available exclusively on my official accounts on , dA, AO3, Tumblr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Optimus Prime, Elita One] - Complete
Love you again reviews
Miko and Bumblebee get a little scared but luckily there's June Darby to save the day. Remember - don't like it, don't read it. My stories are available exclusively on my official accounts on , dA, AO3, Tumblr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Bumblebee, Miko N.] June D. - Complete
Hammerhead reviews
Continuation of the plot started in Beauty of the Beast, this time not focused on June and Megatron - it's been few weeks since Megatron returned June and Optimus was rescued by Agent Fowler, now Optimus is recovering and Megatron tries to forget little organic femme when old enemy returns. My stories are available exclusively on my official accounts on , dA, AO3, Tumblr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 131,139 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - [Megatron, June D.] Optimus Prime, OC - Complete
Date Pains reviews
Bumblebee decides to ask Miko out. Simple story with simple date. Connected to my "Impression of Miko" and "Beauty of the Beast" (but the last one is not evident here). My stories are available exclusively on my official accounts on , dA, AO3, Tumblr. Edited.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/9/2013 - [Bumblebee, Miko N.] - Complete
Worshiper
Billy needs a worshiper to help him with his baby son but he gains more than he thought, This is also availible on dA where it's one chapter story. The second chapter is contest entry but here it will be published as two chapter story. My stories are available exclusively on my official accounts on , dA, AO3, Tumblr.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Published: 2/9/2013
Beauty of the Beast reviews
Set just after the season 2 finale. Megatron captures June and have a chat with her, while William Fowler is retrieving two fallen autobots: Wheeljack and Optimus Prime; under Decepticons' very olfactory receptors. Will he make it, is Optimus still alive? Will June survive her "chat" with Megatron? My stories are available only on my official accounts on , dA, AO3, Tumblr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,347 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - June D., Megatron - Complete
Impressions of Miko reviews
Miko Nakadai is a girl with character, can't deny that. But just how exactely others see her? Check out yourself just what Autobots and Decepticons think of Miss Nakadai. Obviously Miko love. My stories are available exclusively on my official accounts on , dA, AO3, Tumblr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,821 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Miko N. - Complete
Kwestia Ojcostwa
Tag do mojego fan-komiksu, dzieje się w przyszłości. Czteroletni Torren chce dowiedzieć się czegoś o swoim biologicznym ojcu. Polska wersja "Daddy Issue". My stories are available exclusively on my official accounts on , dA, AO3, Tumblr.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - Polish - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Torren J. E. - Complete