*Approaches a heavily armored man in full Army Combat Uniform, Asian in origin, bearing the rank of three bars and a star*

Hello, this is Commander Rosh from the front lines, and this...

*points to the blank pages of writing*

...is battlefield...what you'll probably find here is despair, horrible grammar and morbid descriptions. But the show must go on, and I hope that you'll aid me on this wondrous journey of being a writer. This is Commander Rosh signing off

*Exeunt stage right*