![]() Probably never gonna write a fanfic. Maybe that's what they all say... I do edit some people's (horrifically void of grammar and spelling imo) stories. In case you didn't notice, I am a fan of Pokemon and Disney Channel. Deal with it. So, I am allowed to put this sentence in my profile: "OHMYGOSH I CAN'T WAIT FOR HEARTGOLD AND SOULSILVER THEY ARE GOING TO BE THE MOST EPIC GAMES 4EVER ON THE DS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" That is all. Funny!! I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order, LIKE THEY SHOULD BE. Oh no, I hate this. I know a joke about amnesia, and one on de ja vu. But I've forgotten them completely! Don't worry though, I've feel I've gone through this before. 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. "3. Electron density map. From such diffraction patterns, computers" It is my older brother's biology book. 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? Absolutely nothing. 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Drake and Josh. 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 6:30 pm 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 6:54 pm 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My mom cooking. 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? I went to the grocery store (yesterday; I haven't been outside since then.) 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? The profile of Supernerdy. 9. What are you wearing? A long-sleeve green shirt, blue jeans, and a blanket. 10. Did you dream last night? No. 11. When did you last laugh? Reading Supernerdy's profile. 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? A map of the world, two halloween pictures, and a picture of...um...I don't know. 13. Seen anything weird lately? Including or not including my brothers? 14. What do you think of this quiz? Not much all that. 15. What is the last film you saw? Halloweentown High. 16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A house in Hawaii. Duh! 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I have a friend who thought her (dead) pet snail was hibernating for two weeks. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I would erase all Prentice Hall books from the face of the Earth. 19. George Bush: Who would name their bush George? Oh, that one guy that visited the District of Columbia for 8 years...dk, dc. 20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? A name. 21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Another name. 22. Would you ever consider living abroad? Read #16 and answer that for yourselves. Wonderful, Winspiring, Wamazing, Wepic Words of Wisdom Some people are successful in this world. Others have a life. Still others play Farmville. If you can admit you are weird, you're normal. If you declare yourself normal, now, that is odd! He who knows and knows that he knows is a wise man; he who knows not and knows not that he knows not; that's a fool! Never knock on Death's door. Ring his doorbell and run away. He hates that. When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the heck you did it. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. Go ahead. Run with scissors. It won't automatically kill you. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. Music is like candy -- you throw away the rappers. A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a best friend will be in the room next to you yelling "THAT WAS AWESOME LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, take it out on sibs! An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed... 'I can resist everything except temptation.' 'Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.' 'Love doesn't make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile' 'The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.' 'Come over to the good side, we have the Flock and chocolate' 'Life made sense... until I talked to my friends.' Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'? 'You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it.' 'They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.' Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is, in fact, frowned upon in most societies. I can't have everything...where would I put it? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and then counted against you. You know the speed of light, but what's the speed of dark? A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed. An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!' If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures -- right next to the mashed potatoes. All but one of these in this category have a point. C&P's If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. 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If you know how to spell and always remember the names of authors that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever shouted a random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile. you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more MWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile! When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird… copy and paste this into your profile if you agree. 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If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. 90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this! (Actually I’m not but it was too funny to resist) If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you know how to spell and always remember the names of authors that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. 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Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile! If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories, copy and paste this to your profile. If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you just like to goof off sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. 95 percent of the teen population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost this you're one if the 5 percent who would be laughing your head off. If your one of those people who don't really like or care about Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, or the Jonas Brothers, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long copy and paste this to make it even longer. If you like filling your profile with the copy/paste thingys, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFLIE!! I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose, meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. 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If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile! If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories, copy and paste this to your profile. If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you just like to goof off sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. 95 percent of the teen population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost this you're one if the 5 percent who would be laughing your head off. If your one of those people who don't really like or care about Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, or the Jonas Brothers, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long copy and paste this to make it even longer. If you like filling your profile with the copy/paste thingys, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFLIE!! I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose, meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. 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