Stuff about me

Name: Eh, I guess I can tell you my first name. It's Jordan. Unless of course you're an Internet predator, in which case my name is Helen and I'm 69 years old. If you're still interested, I also have a very contagious rash given to anyone within twenty feet of me. Have a nice day.

Age: 16

Sex: Male the last time I checked...if not then I'm wearing the wrong underwear.

Relationship status: Single until someone can put up with me : )

Personality: I'm not new to fanfiction. I've been reading stuff on the site for around three years, and just last year created an account for writing Teen Titan fics, which is still used and updated. I just didn't want to clutter my other account with naruto fanfiction, so...here I am. I (usually) have correct grammar and spellings, but I'm not perfect, so if you see anything in my upcoming stories, just tell me. I'm a nice guy, so even if you criticize me I won't flame you or go off on a rant in an A/N. None of my stories will be self inserts, and most of the time I'm pretty original when it comes to plot. I think that about covers what I needed to get across.

Some of my Maxims (in case you don't know what a maxim is, it's a short phrase that usually conveys a moral or belief. In my case most are just silly.)

Remember, wherever you go, well, there you are.

I got complimented on my parking skills today. I came out of the store and a note on my car said 'Parking Fine', so that was nice.

I used to pray for a bicycle every night. Then I realized that the Lord didn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me instead.

Apparently one out of five people in the world are Chinese, and I have five people in my family, so one of them must be Chinese. That means it's either my Mom, my Dad, my brother Colin, or my sister Ho Chan Chu. But I think it's Colin.

The Chinese ideogram for 'trouble' is two women under one roof.

I have the body of a god. Unfortunately, it's Buddha.

I intend to live forever...so far so good.

So what if I'm fat...more to hug, more to love.

You can't do that! That's like going to a meat buffet and taking an apple!

Dude, it's not my fault! Half of the time I don't even know what I'm saying!

Procrastinators of the world unite!...later.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

The pen is mightier than the sword. It's also considerably easier to write with.

I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.

People say I'm isane, but I'll have you know that the voices inside my head firmly disagree.

A little hard work never hurt anyone, but why take a chance?

You live and you learn. Well, in any case, you live.

I don't get lost, I just find alternate destinations.