It's been a month since Rose and Kanaya got married, and things have gone well. That is, until Rose and Kanaya find themselves in an unlikely scenario for people of, well...their sexual orientation. On top of that, Ms. Lalonde and Mr. Egbert are engaged, and the Vantases and Egberts have been proud parents for a while. What could go wrong? PART 4 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.

John Egbert is happy to be starting back school after the holiday break…until these weird foreign exchange students from some country called Alternia show up. And guess what? He and all his closest friends have to be the first to deal with them! Humanstuck. AU. I don't even know what pairings this is going to involve besides JohnVriska, Karezi, and Rosemary.