Beards, and their impact on various members of the Fellowship. Ch 4: Teenage Aragorn comes to terms with his difference from the Rivendell elves, but can they? Ch 3: Young Gimli meets a human... something is missing. Ch 2: Young hobbits meet the mysterious Gandalf. Havoc is wreaked. Ch 1: A terrifying ordeal for a young Legolas (also starring Thranduil).

"But when I say it's 'fun' being with you, I mean it's... kind of special." - Henry x Avatar/OC - Drabble Series -

Chrom and co. discover fanfiction.

A collection of short stories and drabbles including various pairings between F!Avatar x possible spouses. Future chapters will include M!Avatar as well as random shorts.

Washing ashore without a memory or past, an alternate Avatar finds herself with a husk of a man reduced to janitorial duties for a pirate band. What does fate have in store for the unlikely pair? Gangrel/Female Avatar.

Follow up to A Knight's Task. Snippets and stories about Robin and Frederick as they navigate their relationship and the awkward moments that come with it. Male Avatar/Frederick

Frederick is stressed, but not for the reason Robin thinks. The tactician wants the knight to feel valued and important, but what Frederick really needs is quite different from what Robin expects. Luckily, Robin learns he needs the same. Robin/Frederick.

Legolas is about to come of age, and the life of this spoiled prince is at its best. However, things are about to change when a shocking betrayal thrusts him into a foreign world where everything he ever loved is locked forever beyond his grasp.

Everyone's favourite Noldorin psycho finds out that he is a character in a story, escapes from Mandos and sets out to rebel against the author.

[Discontinued] Haldir experiences the joy and pain of working in a fast food restaurant. Oh, if only he had gone to college.

Facebook profiles for the Characters in Lord of the Rings! Written as a parody. You will never look at the characters the same way again - in a good way of course. I think we're finished here folks. -NOW COMPLETE.. unless you have another idea!

What if Frodo, Aragorn, Legolas, Sam, Merry and Pippin plus others had a facebook? o.O

Merry, Pippin and the gang are all in a gifted school club who hang out in form period. That is, until Aragon decides to leave unless the gang get him another date... I OWN NOTHING BUT THE PLOT! ALSO CONTAINS YAOI, but the clean stuff. T for jusT in case

COMPLETE The Fellowship, orcs, and Urukhai do commercials at the Annoying Commercial Center for Public Viewing. Reviews are always welcome!

Aragorn and Legolas are in a cave. Aragorn decides to use this adverse circumstance to discover why Legolas hates caves so much. The truth may surprise you. Or not.

Erestor and Glorfindel share some time with students. Glorfindel learns something interesting about his scholarly friend.

Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK

When Legolas ventures a little too far into the heart of the Mirkwood, he suddenly finds him self in an excellent position to judge exactly how dark the forest has become. Follows movie cannon.

Five short, utterly silly ficlets! All of these unrelated scenes involve... a certain wizard. 1: Patience with Patients 2: The Truth Comes Out 3: A Three Hour Cruise 4: Valinor Virus 5: Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered

Erestor is the Seneschal of Imladris. Glorfindel is the Captain of the Guards. Both are as different as night and day. What will it take for Erestor to accept Glorfindel as a friend? Please R&R. Not slash!

What happens when the twins are bored, have ale, a plan, and Aragorn all at the same time? A prank! Peqeul to 'Rain, Mud, Caves, And an Annoying Story.' Pre-FOTF. No slash! Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Aragorn, Legolas, and Elrond

Erestor and Glorfindel have an interesting friendship...

After villains die, where do they go? Sauron is about to find out just how annoying the afterlife can be. ONE SHOT.

In which Gimli plays a name game, Elrond gets pissed, and Gondor wins an argument. Crack!fic. If pure unchecked stupidity causes you agony, don't read.

Not all deaths are seen by the eye. Nearing the end of his time, a human king seeks out a friend who is also nearing his.

This one shot is based of a story by another author, Dithinus... You might want to read that first, but you don't have to... A random plot bunny that hopped into existence whilst talking to the author...

In which pizza is discussed, Mr. Bloom is discovered, and Gandalf sucks at rhymes. Crack!fic. If pure unchecked stupidity causes you agony, don't read.

Glorfindel disturbs Erestor while he's planning for Rivendell's Yule celebration and now has to pay the price. Non-slash.

Thranduil is coming to Rivendell, and little Arwen is troubled. Little Legolas ponders beauty, the twins discuss adolescent females, and Elrond really doesn't want to know.

Glorfindel visits Erestor, who hates Yule. The pair bicker.

Erestor is contacted by an overzealous marketer of the Valarin Healing By Matchmaking Agency.

Because not everyone has time to read the books or watch the movies...

I was inspired to write this because I couldn't find any clean, acceptable LOTR spoofs! I hope everyone enjoys this - it spun from my rather odd mind and so far everyone has loved it

Elrond gets by with a little help from his friends...or not.

Erestor is thoroughly sick of Glorfindel's lazy ways, so when an opportunity for revenge arises, the temptation proves too much for him... Ooc warning! Prankster twins, angry Glorfindel, cunning Erestor...

Aragorn is still in a grumpy mood, with a badly injured Legolas in tow.

What do you get when you have an egotistical Strider, sarcastic Merry, a Walgreens store, and Wraiths with bed-sheets for capes? A parody of Post-Weathertop, of course! Please R&R!

In which many things are stolen. Darkfic, NC.

Things the Fellowship would do or say - if I had my insane hand in it.

A totally silly spoof of LotR, in a one-act play format. Legolas finds a bottle of Pantene shampoo in his pack, and the entire Fellowship is thrown into a bout of bickering over how to use it.

What REALLY happened in the Lord of the Rings! The Fellowship forms and starts its journey to Mt. Mordor well-versed in many movie dialogues. Silliness and hilarity ensues.

What J.R.R Tolkien found too stupid to put into the books. Legolas spins the saddle twice before putting it on the horse.

The Fellowship is trying to settle down for some quality time together when they are interrupted by the arrival of an evil fanfiction. Told from each character's point of view, it contains heavy sarcasm, popcorn, nude elves, and grumpy OCs. Enjoy!

Elrond’s new advisor isn’t what Glorfindel expected. A light, fluffy story in the first person. Slash. Adult themes.

AU. In Valinor, the members of the Fellowship yes, all of them stave off boredom. But Frodo's new hobby brings up an unexpected issue...

Glorfindel is not impressed with Erestor's first attempts at 'fanfiction'-- Middle Earth style.

What happens if an elf loses a tooth? Do they go gap-toothed to the end of time? I hope, not, and here's my take on it. Legolas, Thranduil. Humor.

The crazy adventures of Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli. AU.

For every evil that rises, we are given ways to fight it. The secrets of the elves are revealed to the modern world, and they are forced to decide whether they should remain in a world unprepared for them, or be the last of their kind to leave it.

Legolas's hilarious new cooking show! Coming soon to a television station near you!A repost from long ago...

Erestor takes care of a sleeping Glorfindel. Inspired by Evendim’s take on the duo. No slash!

Glorfindel is famous for many things, one of which is his hair. But Erestor and the others get tired of finding hair everywhere and decide to do something about it.

Bachelor parties for a certain king of Gondor are anything but sane. Who has the most surprises when a game of I Never is combined with a keg? Nonslash and dang proud of it. Formerly on hiatus, now finished with song but not dance.

Erestor hates big noisy crowds and to his irritation he’s ordered by Elrond to attend the big feast held in Imladris. But with a little help from a certain Balrog Slayer, the night might turn out pretty good after all. GlorfindelErestor

A concussed elfprince, a bored ranger of the north, and a disgruntled beaver are pitted against each other in a battle of... well, not wits, in this case. Forest fires rage, tomatoes hurtle through the air, and Erestor really couldn't care less. A parody.

When Melkor and Sauron next meet after their humilation at the hands [or paws] of Luthien, Beren, and Huan, they discuss how best to restore their damaged reputations.

Erestor is feeling lonely and unwanted, he decides to spend the evening in The Halls of Fire looking for some company. But the night doesn’t turn out exactly as planned in many ways. GlorfindelErestor, cute and fluffy story.

What would have happened if Elrond was late for his own council? Something disastrous, no doubt. Nominated for 2007 MC Awards.

Chaos ensues at Imladris when Elrond calls a council meeting: Erestor finally jumps off the deep end, a girly Glorfindel is giggly, Legolas is pregnant again, the twins are up to no good, and everyone's favorite Elf Lord has a personal problem...

For every evil that rises, we are given ways to fight it. Legolas and his reclaimed, resurrected friends come together yet again to fight an all toomodern foe: bioterrorism.

Written for the E: Like an Evil Elrond prompt. Elrond makes Glorfindel face his greatest fear, which incidentally doesn't involve Balrogs or death.

Smaug, disturbed from his slumbers by Bilbo, ponders the negative image of dragons and does his best to make a good impression on his guest. Things don’t quite go according to plan.

ONE SHOT! When counselor Erestor finds himself attacked and alone in his office, he finds himself helpless. Until his best friend just happens to be wandering the hall....T for scary themes! not a slash

In Fourth Age Valinor, Legolas tries and fails to learn a new skill.

When Elrond's eyebrows get stolen, who will save Middle Earth? And can that hero manuver around the crack subscripts implanted inside this venture? A celebration crack for DANA! Crackachinno w whipped cream, sprinkled liberally with cinnamon. R&R

AU. This series of letters detail the life of Sméagol after the events of Return of the King as he struggles with his multiple personalities and attempts to find happiness in Mount Doom by marrying an orc and opening a Bed and Breakfast.

Elrond and Erestor don't stand a chance against the ones who love them.

During a get together for the holiday season our favorite characters are subjected to a fanfic wirtten by one of their own. Based on my other LOTR fanfic, Things As They Should Be: By Legolas, though it makes sense on its own.

Aragorn. Elladan. Elrohir. O.C's. Everyone loves Aragorn...Don't they?

Cassandra style parody of ROTK, from Aragorn's point of view.

Once, the elves of Rivendell sang happy songs. Once, Elrond was regularly heard to exclaim, 'how jolly' or 'how marvelous'. Then something went wrong. Bandaging his foster son for the 20th time, Elrond began to find it difficult to be so upbeat...

Sequel to AtM. Erestor has uncovered a vast conspiracy, or thinks he has. Relentlessly pursued by those who want to silence him, his only hope is to undermine Glorfindel's credibility once and for all. Also features Legolas and Arwen. COMPLETE.

King Éomer of Rohan and Princess Lothiriel of Dol Amroth – surely the perfect political alliance, but what if the lady is not willing and decides to use unconventional means to get out of this arrangement? My second scenario.

Before he was king, Aragorn was smelly. Read his tell all autobiography here!

Sauron's personal musings on world take over, evil minions, and self help books.

Reincarnation is not all that it is cracked up to be, and Erestor happens to discover something he shouldn't have... slash

A young Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, and Galdor visit Prince Thranduil's home in the Greenwood. Madness predictably ensues, including encounters with dungeons, giant spiders, and pipeweed. Third in a trilogy.

“I wish you and I had met in our natural environment,” Legolas said, “because I would have killed you very quickly and cheerfully in the Wild.”'

The wayward adventures of Captain Glorfindel and his crew aboard the U.S.S. Elfterprise. Parody, crossover with Star Trek of sorts.

What? You thought all that stuff at the Council of Elrond just happened by itself?

Sequel to The Great Balrog Conspiracy. The day of the 349th Annual Wings Debate dawns, but something is completely different... REVISED June '06.

A double drabble. Glorfindel and Erestor.

What happens when you mix a young Elrond, Thranduil, Glorfindel, Erestor, Galdor, and a bottle of the finest Dorwinion? Read to find out! First in a trilogy.

Erestor and Glorfindel find themselves in yet another argument. The twins have been playing tricks on Estel. When Legolas comes to visit, can he make anything better? How will the fate of Rivendell friendships fare on this Saturday morning?

One should never draw beetle wars on Erestor's things, as poor, unsuspecting Glorfindel is about to find out. Oneshot parody. Enjoy.

After spending hours and hours cleaning his, I mean, THE library, Erestor is rather... distraught to see that Glorfy has succeeded in destroying it… [ONE SHOT]

COMPLETE Was previously: ORCS Legolas is taken captive by a brutal host of orcs. He learns about love, betrayal, and friendship as he struggles to rebuild his life after the encounter.

A drabble cycle, consisting of one drabble for each of the seven sons of Fëanor.

Elrond “asked” Erestor to watch over Rivendell while he is… um… fighting orcs. [cough] visiting Celebrían in Lorien [cough] Chaos? Naturally. [ONE SHOT]

Glorfindel. Erestor. Nightmares. Red ink.

What's the point of pondering the problem of balrogs' wings if balrogs don't even exist? When a skeptical Elf uncovers a vast conspiracy, his life suddenly becomes a much more dangerous thing to live.

Various drabbles, usually done for "birthday cards" on HASA. Chapter Five: Spy of Saruman (a craban of Dunland)

Various drabbles, done for "birthday cards" on HASA. Chapter Seven: Imperfection (Curufin)

Glorfindel is asked to tell a story, one that's kind of violent for a four-year-old, so how will our Balrog slayer get around this one?

Elrond, saddened by the lack of meaningful angst about him, asks Erestor to write a tragic vignette. Pain, suffering, and gratuitous amnesia ensue. REVISED August '06.

When Elrond tries to trick Glorfindel and Erestor into working together, he provides them with a common enemy: himself. How can so many things go wrong in one day? Cowritten with Ithiliel Silverquill.

When the legendary Glorfindel of Gondolin arrives in Imladris, everyone is overjoyed-everyone, that is, except Erestor. Both will be forced to look past their first impressions if either one is to ever have peace again. (No slash. Rated for violence.)

Set of dishes from Far Harad: 50 copper coins. New upholstery: 35 silver coins. Purebred horse: 42 gold coins. The look on Erestor's face when you tell him he's watching the kids: priceless. ON HIATUS.

A short, bizarre moment in the history of Rivendell: Glorfindel introduces Erestor to his sock puppet.

Glorfindel seeks to brighten Erestor's spirits. A bit of fluff, for Blue and Nancy because it was a mandate.

One night, Glorfindel finds a monster in Elrond's room. He, Erestor, and Lindir try to find out what it is and more importantly, what it's done to the Lord and Lady. Not as epic as it sounds. [Oneshot: COMPLETE]

Legolas emerged. He was wearing silken blue pajamas, his blonde hair was tousled, and his grey eyes were only half open. “What’s going on?" he asked. "Are we under attack?” Erestor smirked. “Not yet,” he said.'

After the battle of Doriath, Maglor makes a terrible discovery. (One-shot. Rated for violence.)

Modern day. It's Friday, and Glorfindel is heading home early: a study of Elves living amongst us. Chapter Twentytwo: a house, a recipe, a postcard, a Friday. Complete.

Aragorn looks as though he's in control throughout the adventure... but what was really going on inside his head?

Elrond celebrates his 5000th begetting day...whether he wants to or not.

Boromir looks into the birdba... I mean, MIRROR of Galadriel, and chaos ensues! Duels, dinners, and The Reasons™ why Denethor hates Faramir abound as our hero explores the nuances of a new and frightening realm: fanfiction.

In Rivendell after the Council of Elrond, Pippin finds a friend in the least likely person imaginable. (Bookverse. No slash.)

When Elrond reaches Valinor, he doesn't quite get the welcome he expected. Juvenilia.

Another Muncsh parody, this time for Thomas's Snowsuit. What happens when Frodo doesn't want to wear the Shiresuit Sam buys for him? Here's a hint, it involves a lot of chaos. RR please.

Complete. Legolas is a policeman in 2004. Though life's fallen into routine by now, he knows there's trouble ahead when he runs across the Fellowship and some old friends (and foes!) in new incarnations...

A ban of thieves ends up in the Fellowships path and they find it would take to long to go around. So Aragorn convinces Legolas to make a distraction so the rest of the group can go around, but the distraction isn't what the rest of the fellowship thought

Erestor is having a bad day, and Glorfindel isn't helping. No slash.

Legolas, Prince of Mirkwood, and Haldir, March Warden of Lothlorien, have been competitors in everything for a millennium. Which will win the Ego Olympics? AU, Non-Canon. Humor. Rated PG13 for offensive language and some adult situations. R&R!

Complete. The Fellowship's mood is not improved by a series of pranks perpetrated by bored young hobbits. Legolas decides to teach the suspects a lesson.

Revised Version 1 of WDTDT? Series: Ever wonder why it was not Glorfindel who brought Frodo to Rivendell on Asfaloth? Here's a 'humorous' reason of what 'might' have happened. Featuring Glorfindel, Erestor, Arwen and Elrond.

Gimli realizes that the counting game he plays with Legolas is more complicated than he thought. He says an oliphant only counts as one, and Legolas begs to differ... REVISED November '06.

Prince Legolas must choose something for King Thranduil to send to Lord Elrond for his birthday-something quite forgettable!

What happens when Celeborn forms a club for Elves who feel Left Out? And what happens when his club just happens to include his archenemy: King Thranduil? Does stupidity ever pay? COMPLETE

AU in poetic form. Remember that scene in TT, when Saruman is preparing his MiddleEarthy dynamite? What if Grima and his candle got a bit too close?

Celeborn runs away... or tries to run away. As usual, everything goes wrong. Stars Celeborn, Galadriel, Haldir, a killer suitcase and a few others. REVISED October '06.

A group of desperate characters meet in Legolas's house, the Mirkwood Mansion. What are they doing there? Looking for work, actually. REVISED November '06.

Set after the fall of Doriath, Maedhros ponders many things. For Ceana's birthday. COMPLETE

While being chased by a nasty man, Aragorn and Legolas must agree on which direction to go... You know they couldn't ::always:: get along! Revised June '06.

A scheming security guard and an ambitious ElfPrince become blackmailers when an elevator breaks down... with Thranduil and Gimli stuck inside it. Not just humor, there is drama!

Group of one-shots about character differences between book and film. Haldir's hair. Saruman's robes. Tom Bombadil in general. Glorfindel in general.

Aragorn and Legolas return to Rivendell injured after one of their adventures... and Elrond rants a little. REVISED May '06

Twelve yearold Elladan and Elrohir discover why Glorfindel always told them not to play with matches. A very random story.

The Fellowship are playing Truth or Dare and a few secrets come out! Warnings: SLASH. Go on, no one's looking! RR

Gimli recieves his first axe. A very short story, written a while ago.

The touching story of Legolas's traumatic life... no, actually... a touching PARODY of Legolas's traumatic life. There are enough people out there lauding his every move.

The homesick halflings teach their Big friends a pub-game from the Shire. Chapter 2 added by request.

Read the diary of Indur the Nazgul as he valiantly steers you though a path seldom trodden-the dysfunctional lives of Sauron's Nine!

Why elves don't play Truth or Dare in Lorien... especially while Celeborn is watching. No Slash... sort of. Complete

Eomer hates technology. PG for mild violence towards inanimate objects.

A very distressed Celeborn must face his torment, namely Glorfindel and Erestor. Can it be true? Is Lord Celeborn finally at loss? Which of the three will succeed: Glorfindel, Erestor, or Celeborn? Cameos by Elrond & his sons, Celebrian, & Galadriel. DONE

Cooking: fun and relaxing hobby. Glorfindel and Erestor: two Elves who haven't cooked in their lives. Elladan and Elrohir: currently up to no good. Result: chaos. Revised May '06.

Nowadays Elves are always raising one eyebrow. You see it everywhere. But where do they learn how to accomplish this feat? Is it as simple as it looks? Of course not... REVISED May '06

A Halloween tale set in Mirkwood. Does a hook-handed fiend haunt the forest of Mirkwood? Thranduil thinks he knows the truth, but does he? Legolas is determined to find out, or is he?

All Elrond wanted to do was sit in a tree and read a book by himself. Main Characters: every Elf in the vicinity. REVISED October '06.

Denethor’s dinner party is interrupted, Boromir loses his memory, and Faramir has a pressing question.

Faramir is trying to read an ‘engaging’ book. Boromir keeps on interrupting him. It's all very frustrating.

The flaming and fudge covered events leading up to Celebrian's departure, and why Legolas should not have flaming batons; this is a repost

A dragon has come to live in one of the caves near Thranduil's palace; Legolas and his friends try to enlist some help to get rid of it; Galion the Gallant must save the day!COMPLETE!

This story is the sequel to 'May the Valar Protect them', and shows little 'Legles', Tathiel, Earundra and Tinania settling in at home, and Thranduil becoming father to his son.

Set during the Battle of Dagorlad. King Oropher lays a heavy charge upon his Master Archer before the siege of Mordor begins.

Meet Haldir, the character you'd never expect to be exploited, the side of him you'd never expect to see. Bringing a desperately needed nickoftime Elven Army to Helm's Deep is not an easy task, so guess who got the job.

First in the Tricksy Trio Tales. What do you get with three mischievous young elves, an annoying little sister, and a mudhole? COMPLETE

The Hobbit AU. While the Dwarves are imprisoned in Thranduil's dungeons, Bilbo meets Legolas quite by accident. We find out why Elves don't smoke pipeweed. COMPLETED!!

Egla Ash accompanies Legolas to Rivendell for Elrond's council. Faramir struggles with his troubled dreams.

Mischief abounds on the evening of Arwen and Aragorn’s wedding. The couple receive special gifts from the fellowship.