Scout is approached by a mysterious talking crab that claims to be the BLU Spy under a curse; and the only way to break this curse is a kiss from a virgin. Unfortunately for the SpyCrab, the Scout would rather jump off a bridge than kiss another man.

Scout and Sniper drive into town to run some errands, and on the way back they're stranded on the side of the road. Sniper/Scout pairing. (Not totally slash, no lemon either. Just fluff)

Scout falls down from a tall tower and ends up in hospital. The team decides to teach him a lesson instead of letting Medic heal him, but Sniper soon regrets his choice. T for cuddles and swearing and stuff. Contains fluffiness and slash in case you are unable to notice this: Sniper/Scout.