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 Sup peeps! " You're perfectly flawed You're perfectly flawed ╔╗╔═╦╗ put this in your profile Favorite Anime/Manga: Hellsing, Kuroshitsuji, Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Naruto, Bleach, Barajou no Kiss, Sengoku Basara, Sengoku Strays, Pandora Hearts, Black Blood Brothers, Trinity Blood, Gundam 00, Freezing, Jigoku Shoujo, Blood, Devil May Cry Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness. And they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy... or they become legend. - Jim Harrison You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more? - Chris Rock Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance. - Anonymous We're all crazy and the only difference between patients and their therapists is the therapists haven't been caught yet. - Max Walker Don't make love by the garden gate. Love is blind, but the neighbors are not. - Anonymous You can always trust the information given to you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels - Sheila Ballantyne I cannot forgive my friends for dying; I do not find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing. - Anonymous True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die. - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*ck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? What should I eat, someone else's cake instead? - George Carlin |
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The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 5,871 - Follows: 5,236 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Students of the Snake by brown phantom reviews
Jiraiya and Tsunade were supposed to be the ones to watch over Naruto. What if that responsibility fell to Orochimaru instead? How will this affect both of them, and others? How will it affect Konoha? Eventual NaruHinaHarem, good Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 82 - Words: 308,824 - Reviews: 4484 - Favs: 6,278 - Follows: 5,806 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 254,533 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 4,444 - Follows: 3,988 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 11/18/2008
Lucidity by PuppetMaster55 reviews
Challenge by TenchiSaWaDa. What if Naruto lost himself to the bloodlust of the Kyuubi at the Valley of the End? What if he was banished? What if he gathered the other Jinchuuriki? No harem, not yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 255,706 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kazekage's Right Hand by Maevis Pas reviews
Naruto is banished after retuning to the village with Sasuke. After a year has passed, no one has seen Naruto. The chunin exams have returned which brings the Sand Siblings, led by Gaara, and a mysterious new teammate. Naruto/Hinata/Temari. OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,203 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Life in Red by Live2Ride2Live reviews
Space... there's a lot of it: And when you're a low-rank, inexperienced red-shirt it seems a whole lot bigger.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 91,486 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/15/2015 - Published: 7/22/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov, OC
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 237,225 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Zabuza M., Minato N., Madara U., Shinigami - Complete
Naruto Sensei by Tyler Marcoz reviews
Sasuke was not really happy with his team. The shy Hyuuga, and the laziest person he'd ever known where not people he'd have picked. But he never expected how a blue-eyed, blond-haired, and newly minted jonin would transform them all into a true team. A journey in a dangerous world, and a fight to get out from the shadow of his brother, the Godaime Hokage Itachi Uchiha. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,680 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 2,234 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Phoenix Rising by Kai Maciel reviews
During Naruto's final battle against Sasuke, Itachi uses the power he gave him to clean Sasuke's soul and body from darkness by turning him into a newborn baby with no memories of his past. For how long can Naruto keep this a secret? CANCELED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 67 - Words: 330,996 - Reviews: 4447 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 3,023 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Vanilla Twilight by Dracophile reviews
At the anniversary of Vulcan's destruction, Jim does something crazy. Ending up in the past, he has to survive Vulcan, find a way to warn Vulcan about Nero without being committed, and all the while staying with Spock's family-and seven year old Spock!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,146 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 4/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Guardian Angel by Night Shade 1427 reviews
What if Naruto hadn't really been alone? With the spirit of his father and the Kyuubi by his side, things will turn out differently for Naruto as he goes on the path to becoming the Hokage and reclaiming his rightful name... MinafemKyuu;KakaIru;ShikaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,737 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 3,374 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Minato N.
Valentine's Day by Umei no Mai reviews
A twist of fate causes Vincent Valentine to be born female. Having escaped Nibelheim she wants her son Sephiroth back, professor Hojo dead, has taken an interest in Deepground and will stop at nothing to achieve her goals. Worse still, Chaos is right behind her and he has plans of his own. Nothing will ever be the same again...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 79 - Words: 122,869 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Cloud S., Vincent V., Sephiroth - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11205 - Favs: 14,817 - Follows: 9,950 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 2,686 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Starfleet Family Values by MissCar reviews
A married with kids Jim and Spock are forced to spend shore leave with family. They also force Nyota along for the ride. If your idea of a good vacation is no one ends up in the hospital, no one is arrested, and no one dies, you may understand what Jim, Spock, and Nyota are going through. S/K, M/U
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 205,697 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 6/3/2010 - [J. Kirk, Spock] [L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura] - Complete
The Enemy Within by whatshouldntbe reviews
Six months into her captaincy, Jim Kirk experiences the hardships of being a twenty-something woman in command. girl!Kirk/Spock -Sequel-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 177,519 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock, Sarek - Complete
Prayer of the Jinchūriki by notgonnasay09 reviews
Little did everyone at the Konoha Orphanage realize that Kami listens to the prayers of all children. The Leaf Village will never be the same when the Yellow Flash and the Bloody Red Habenaro come back from the Shinigami's grasp.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,223 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naruto U.
The Quirks of Jim Kirk by Dark Satirist reviews
Jim Kirk has many quirks. Here are twenty-six completely unrelated, random, crackish insights to his life. Emphasis on crack. Contains some mild cursing, Spock logic, and McCoy's hyposprays.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 51,544 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/2/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Blame Tobi by A Vampire Stole My Heart reviews
The Akatsuki are turned into babies and sent to a different world. More important is it's all Tobi's Fault. How so? And who will find the babies? T for swearing. A little of all General
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,962 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Akatsuki
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2984 - Favs: 4,114 - Follows: 3,805 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Konoha's young sage by NHunter reviews
Raised by the toads of the Mebokuzan mountain, Naruto is now back to the ninja world, Konoha. But will Konoha accept him? Naruto/Yugito, Fuu/Naruto/Yugito, Deidara/Fuu/Naruto, Deidara/Fuu. AU, OOC, M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 149,227 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Yugito N., Naruto U.
Naruto: Rise of the Emperor Revised by Snafu the Great reviews
An alt. version of Naruto: Emperor's Dawn. Naruto and Hinata Namikaze are the Emperor and Empress of the West. As Konoha faces destruction, can they put aside their mistrust of the Leaf and aid them...or will they let Konoha burn? Story complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 122,600 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 4372 - Favs: 9,571 - Follows: 8,160 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
For You I Will by Scarlett Rogue reviews
When a mission goes horribly wrong, Jim and Spock are stranded on Delta Vega with little supplies and even less hope. But Spock is freezing and Jim won't sit back and do nothing. Cue the exchange of body heat and so much more. Spirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/6/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
What Shouldn't Be But Ultimately Is by whatshouldntbe reviews
"Though you are different by experiences and gender, your heart, your mind, your soul remains identical. Universes alternating or not, your entire essence, nevertheless, is the same, and that, Jim, is why we will always be t'hy'la." girl!Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,817 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 4,279 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Concessions by Systatic reviews
Pein's final technique wasn't control over death, but time. Naruto, sent back to start his life over, has a chance to change it all. Stuck with a differing Kyuubi attack and a wary, overprotective Fourth, will Naruto be able to do as he planned? GENFIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 5,121 - Follows: 5,706 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Snap Run Grow by obsidianLight16 reviews
Akatsuki didn't care much about each other- and Deidara was no exception. But when a jutsu turns him to a child with no memory of his ninja life, the gang has to band together to set things right. Akatsuki's bound to learn a lesson they'll never forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,513 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Breaking the Boundaries by calatrava reviews
The Yondaime summoned the Shinigami but he didn't get what he expected. The sealing afterwards fundamentally changed the boy who learns to become a master of the blade, to fulfill his destiny as the Guardian of the Three Paths. Naruto AU with Bleach
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 486,350 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Naruto U.
Eight Bijuu and Counting by Timballisto reviews
"I may have, um, destroyed the statue containing the eight Bijuu." Naruto stammered. "I think I, ah, accidently missed with Rasenshuriken and I, er, kind of hit the statue. It-" he coughed uncomfortably. "disentigrated." /NaruSaku\ Timetravel!Sannin Era
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,560 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 2,346 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Eyes of The Hurricane by narusaku3394 reviews
Naruto gains the Rin'negan during his fight with Sasuke at the Valley of the End and is punished by the council. Watch as Naruto goes down the path of destruction and becomes the Leader of Akatsuki. NaruSakuAnko Dark/Evil Rin'negan Naruto Character Death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,893 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Nidaime's Descendant by Sechrima reviews
Unbeknownst to Orochimaru, the Nidaime Hokage took precautionary measures before he died to ensure that no one would be able to control him if they used Edo Tensei on his corpse. This changes everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Naruto U., Tobirama S.
Leadership by Meinos Kaen reviews
Nine demons, nine Jinchuuriki, nine different destinies. Never meant to meet each other, never meant to interact and to change each other's destiny... The question is: what if they did? What if the nine Jinchuuriki met? AU. Chapter 5 up! Review, thanks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,422 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara
The Birth of the Araiki Clan by Lesingnon Bladewind reviews
The Raikage had a second target the night of the Hyuga Abduction, and Naruto was brought safely to Kumogakure. Upon arrival, he is gifted with a kekkai genkai in preparation for the birth of a new clan. Behold the power of To-Remu Yajuuki. NarutoxYugito
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 167,056 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
The Other Tales of a Gutsy Ninja: Book 1 by Veleria reviews
Naruto always had to make his own family, it took hard work and he was never sure if was doing right in the first place. As turns out, making a family with an actual relative, doesn't really change that. But at least he wasn't the only one trying anymore.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,988 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Cloud S., Naruto U.
Sleep of Reason by coprolite blend reviews
Jim gets turned to a kid. Chaos/Hilarity/Discovery ensues. Eventual Slash. ETA 30Nov2010 : two new chapters.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,725 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Two Kirks Are Better Than One by r2r2 reviews
To hell with 'Generations': Reboot!Kirk and the Enterprise encounter a mysterious force known as the Nexus, and Jim comes face-to-face . . . with himself. SHENANIGANS ENSUE.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,802 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock Prime
The Difference by TanukiRaccoon reviews
...between an Uchiha and an Uzumaki. The differences in raising an Uchiha baby and an Uzumaki one.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
My Life Is Average by ShiningSugar14 reviews
College AU. Argent, a serious-minded student, gets figuratively kidnapped into a world of hijinks and creative mayhem by Weiss. Went, Shelkero
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Weiss, Argento
Reciprocation by Yami no Kaiba reviews
An injury leads to a lot of kissing, in more ways than one. Spock!Prime/McCoy
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Spock Prime, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Five Cases of Contagious Personality by Lady Tragic reviews
It is not unheard of for an empath/telepath, when under severe mental and physical strain, to unconsciously mimic the emotions and personalities of those around them..."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 3,563 - Follows: 1,064 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fire Shadow's Son by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Valley of the End. What if Kakashi made it to the valley in time? What if the events of the Kyuubi's defeat played out differently? How would things turn out then? Yondaime lives! Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 3,426 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Perfect Pair by mysterious-mask reviews
Naruto's back and he has a daughter?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 65,567 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete