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Joined 07-06-11, id: 3049678, Profile Updated: 08-06-11

Hello peeps of FanFiction.net, this is ChocolateHobNobs speaking, welcome to my profile.

You might be thinking, what the hell is her name about? Well, see my surname is Hobbins in reality (please don't stalk me), and I always get called Hobnobs, which is a scarily delicious biscuit that also comes in a chocolate-topped variety (my favourite), thus, my pen name was born.

You may already have guessed that I am EXTREMELY random. Why do doughnuts have to die? See what I mean? Also, I am a die-hard Gleek and would literally rather shave my head than never watch it again. My favourite character - KURT, obviously, aka Chris Colfer. What other man can hit high F, rival Beyonce with their Single Ladies dance while also being a the most hilarious being on the planet and a freakin amazing actor? That was a rhetorical question, so don't try and answer it please or I may have to track you down.

I love Glee so much, I think I will do a little favourites mini-profile :)

Favourite Character - (see above)

Favourite Couple(s) - KLAINE IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE NO. 1 (plus Darren Criss is supermegafoxyawesomehot :D). Followed by Britttana (plus Brittany's one-liners crack me up; 'Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?' XD)

Unfavourite Character (s) - Rachel. Her voice is great, and she can be very entertaining, but WHY DOES SHE GET EVERY FREAKING SOLO???? :-( Also, Mr Shue. Don't hate me, but I think he's kinda boring. All he does is whine about his ex wife, try to convince himself he's not in love with Emma and give Rachel solos. MEH.

Favourite Performance(s) - Born This Way, Defying Gravity, I Love New York, Baby It's Cold Outside (Klaine overload :D), When I Get You Alone, TOO MANY TO COUNT :D

BEST Ever Glee Moment(s) - The Klaine kiss (I died of happiness) and going to Glee Live!!! Epicness!!!!!

So yeah, you've probably worked out how much I love Glee by now :)

I do love writing, but I get bad writer's block and I'm stuck on my best story yet. It's not a fanfiction though, so I can't put it up here for helpful advice :( I think I'll just favourite, read and review with my account, but maybe I'll upload a story at some point. Never Say Never!! (I also have Bieber Fever :D)

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The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3881 - Favs: 3,578 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Straight Camp by foraworldundeserving reviews
"Welcome to Wildwood Springs Health Camp! Today begins your journey into finding yourself - casting aside the old and embracing the true!" Otherwise known as Brainwashing Camp. Nick/Jeff, Klaine, AU. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,520 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
1 800 SOS by Copper Oxide reviews
Kurt Hummel is standing on the precipice between life and death. His last attempt at life is a shakily-dialed call to a suicide hotline, where he finds the comfort in anonymity and confides his feelings to a stranger for possibly the last time. trigger warnings: self harm, suicide attempt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,479 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Changed Directions by Cassicio reviews
A changed dream leads to a new life, new mysteries, new secrets, and a new gay bar/club opening in New York City. The Unholy Trinity pays a visit, and lives are about to be changed... again. Faberry with some Purt and Brittana
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,710 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Love at 37,000ft by HPfanGleekForLife reviews
Kurt Hummel's job takes him all over the world, to the most luxurious hotels in the most exotic locations. But he's never had anyone to share them with, until he meets a flight attendant on an outbound flight to Paris who might just like to change that...AU fashion buyer!Kurt and flight attendant!Blaine. Note: rating has changed from T to M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,362 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Fanfare by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt Hummel is everything Blaine wants to be: out and proud, talented, and courageous. Blaine would love to tell him how he feels, but then, Kurt Hummel is a famous singer and actor and he will never know that Blaine even exists. Right?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,572 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Threatened by TwistedRocketPower reviews
A photo of Karofsky kissing Kurt gets out at school. This doesn't go over well with Dave, and Kurt soon finds his life in danger. Blaine knows something's wrong, but Kurt won't tell him anything. Can he figure out what's going on before it's too late?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,296 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Tease by MoonForTheLonely reviews
Brittany and Santana are engaged but Brittany wants to try something new. This story follows through their engagement with this change up until their honeymoon. Heavy Brittana smut and fluf with a side of Faberry. The story gets smuttier as it goes on.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,982 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Daddies by GirlFromTheWest reviews
Kurt and Blaine celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary by deciding to begin a family. What follows are their adventures, from deciding to become parents to their son's 18th birthday. Join us, won't you? Our favorite boys are going to be amazing parents!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,716 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sideways by CrissColferL0ve reviews
Blaine is the most popular kid at school, he's also a bully. Kurt is the new kid and the victim of the football team, but bullying somebody doesn't necessarily mean you won't end up liking them, even if you try your best not to. Rated M for later
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 203,900 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Smooth Criminal by starsjustpassingby reviews
Sebastian and Santana sang Smooth Criminal. What does it lead to after they're both pretty fired up? Smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Santana L., Sebastian S. - Complete
Hold On Tight For This Ride by Da Klainetrain Is Coming reviews
Wes and David decides to drag Blaine with them to a strip club. Little do they know that tonight is 'Ladies' Night' and that Kurt Hummel is the stripper. Blaine finds himself very... appreciative of this.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kurt Fabray and Quinn Hummel by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Based on this prompt: "Imagine how different Glee would have been if Burt had been Quinn's father and Russel had been Kurt's." How does Russel Fabray react to his son, Kurt, being gay? And how does Burt react to his little girl being pregnant?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,938 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Quinn F.
Redefining Views by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
Au. Burt and Carol are getting closer and Finn has yet to meet Burt's son, Kurt. Kurt isn't like Finn, he's the type of boy that Finn bullies. Finn and New Directions are about to meet the epic-ness of KLAINE!Slash. Please R&R. Better than it sounds.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 142,816 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Just What You're Worth by Halcyonna reviews
AU in which human-animal hybrids exist. Kurt is half-cat. His parents died when he was young, and he was sent from abusive owner to abusive owner. What happens when he is rescued by the charming, attractive, and loving young veterinarian named Blaine?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,931 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Cirque de Joie by Sharmain reviews
Blaine has been part of the Cirque de Joie for most of his life, being the 'handy man' around the circus. He yearns to be a performer but he has none of the talent. Just when he thought there was nothing left for him, a new aerialist joins the Cirque. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,548 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Twenty Five Days Of Klaine by WorthYourWeightInGold reviews
Blaine and Kurt have finally moved to New York and their first Christmas is quickly nearing. An advent calendar of fluffy, adorable, and sometimes smutty drabbles following their crazy winter season.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Phone Calls and Fright Nights by Penelope Cross reviews
It starts off as a dead animal on her door step and some freaky phone calls. What happens though, when it progresses to full on terror? How will Santana handle it and how will it change her relationship with Brittany forever? Better story inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,456 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12382 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
How Wonderful Life Is Now You're In The World by PhantomVoldyGleek24601 reviews
Blaine is the black sheep of the Anderson family. He wishes they'd understand how happy he is with his boyfriend Kurt...Meet the Andersons! My first fanfic xD Klaine Rated T because I'm paranoid and for some language that may be used...enjoy! xD
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 82,614 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Fume of Sighs by legallyblained reviews
Kurt and Blaine meets Romeo and Juliet. Mainly, the Capulets' party scene.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Mami&Mommy by wadyafunker reviews
It's been years since high school and they've lived passed that. Santana and Brittany have their lives settled in San Francisco with their two beautiful daughters. What's more is that drama and emotions are driven over the edge as people come and go.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,433 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
See Me For What I Am by KhCcGlee reviews
Kurt stood in front of his mirror, yet again, looking over his features and body, deciding that he was going to make himself perfect no matter what.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,099 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Behind These Hazel Eyes by LPBekka reviews
Kurt Hummel is a world famous model sick with the shallow ways in which our society judges by appearances. Desperate to find someone who likes him for him and not his looks he seeks refuge in the arms of the one man who can see him for who he truly is. AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,815 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dreams by Aeria reviews
Written for the prompt "camping, woods, with ND, in a small house, first time sharing bed together, no sex, fluff, mosquitoes" by firelle though I missed half of those. Basically, Kurt and Blaine share a bed in a cabin surrounded by ND. Fluffy fluff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kurt Hummel is a Texty Beast by DressandTie reviews
The Fourquel/Quartet. follows on from PN,UAMC and MDN but don't have to read the others for this to make sense. basically its Kurt and Blaine texting each other during Senior year. Theres a lot of Klaine. now season 3 has started it's AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,147 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Welcome, New Kid by BreeZombiee reviews
Kurt Hummel is a new foreign exchange student at Dalton Acadamy. Blaine is sent to be his mentor and roommate. As Blaine teaches Kurt how to deal with the struggles of life, Kurt teaches Blaine that it's okay to fall in love. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 49,813 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Lake Hope by Cora709 reviews
On the last weekend of summer, Brittany convinces Santana to come camping with her. For both bad reasons and good, it's a trip neither of them will ever forget.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,716 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Hey There Kurt Hummel by PreparedforDementors reviews
Another way Blaine could have said "I love you." Set in New York episode. Warning: Extreme fluffiness. Songfic based slightly on "Hey There Delilah" by Plain White T's.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete