HomestuckVShide bio
 Author has written 7 stories for Dan Vs., Homestuck, and Dr. Seuss series. Age: (That's for me to know and you to never find out) The only thing that anyone needs to know about me (as far as what I like) is that I LOVE Dan Vs. more than anything else in the whole wide world. I have recently gotten into Homestuck, but I most likely won't ever write fanfics on that due to the amount of swearing, but we'll see (I obviously got over the swearing; however, this level of offensive language will most likely never occur ever again). I also adore drawing (cartoons/people) and painting. On occasion I will also fool around with Photoshop if I have access to it. I also write (obviously). I don't think I'm all that good yet, but we'll see. That's all the info. I plan on giving out, it's great to be on this website and writing fanfics. Thanks for visiting my page, and I hope you've enjoyed the written works of my mind's brilliance. WARNING* I do sometimes get writers block (as I'm sure everyone does) and sometimes may take a while to release stories, so I apologize in advance. Warning 2* I am not the most amazing writer, so I need HELP. Any suggestions or tips you guys have to give will be very much appreciated. Also I am open to suggestions as far as writing prompts go. So feel free to suggest any ideas you may want to see written (doubting that will happen though, there are a lot of good writers on this site).
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Captured by Pitch by Fantasygurl23 reviews
Based on the Rise of the Guardians movie. Jack Frost is captured by Pitch, and he finds that Pitch is more sadistic than he ever imagined. Will the Guardians be able to save him in time? Or will he become Pitch's newest fearling...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,117 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch
The Green Monster by AsianCutie93 reviews
ONCEST Oncie was able to have such a great rise and fall thanks to the Green Monster that lives inside him that no one else could see until the end…
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,565 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 4/8/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Unforeseen Consequences by Autumn Artist reviews
When Dirk finds himself in deep debt to Jack Noir, his younger brother Dave finds a way to take the debt off of his hands. But in doing so, he faces...unforeseen consequences. MPREG. *ON HIATUS*
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,953 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S.
Sanguine Rhapsody by Gentleman Crow reviews
About three things Sollux was absolutely positive: First, Eridan was a Vampire. Second, he was an insufferable, pompous prick and part of him, though he did not know how dominant that part may be, longed to punch him square in his snooty face. And third, his apartment was pretty choice, and living with an asshole Vampire had to still be better than living in a box in an alley.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,509 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
TrollCops and Robbers by FarmerCarrots reviews
Captain Captor has been on the case of several robberies involving a single group, led by Vriska Serket. After his love is killed while in persut of this group, Sollux and Nepeta put their heads together to figure out a plan to stop this diabolical team. But everytime they carry out a plan, this group is always one step ahead of them! Rated T for foul language. :3
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,152 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Eridan A., Feferi P., Equius Z., Sollux C. - Complete
Bump by TheGodlessAngelOfDarkness reviews
Jack takes a tumble and Bunnymund is left to take responsibility. Jack can't seem to remember anything about himself, but the way he feels for the hare shines bright. In the darkness lives a forgotten soul that will take innocence for its own. WARNING: YAOI
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,475 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
The Fairer Sex by LuffyKun3695 reviews
Rule 63. Cisswap. When Dan makes a misogynistic comment during a visit to Madame Zelda, she curses both him and Chris. They wake up the next morning in another world where everyone is the opposite sex, including themselves, and no one knows what happened except them! Meanwhile, Chris deals with his unwanted attraction for Dan's female form. Dan/Chris. Dana/Christina.
Dan Vs. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,859 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - [Dan, Chris]
Love and Cookies by theredreaper reviews
Love... Was it really that hard to come by? After everything that had happened, is there still room to love? Silly, how only a cookie could change you.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,930 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
Aquaphobia by HyperBeamGO reviews
Bitter can't swim. So obviously he's afraid of the water. Swonter fluff. My head canon for Bitter.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2012 - The Once-ler
Compensation by Timey-Wimey-Consultant reviews
Swoncest. Swag-ler/One-ler. Tumblr pairing Trusting a cannibal to give you a blow job is the ultimate form of trust.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
September 11th by Shotajesus reviews
It's a pretty lonely day for Dave when his older Bro has to leave for work.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Sins of The Father by Autumn Artist reviews
When Dave and Dirk's father comes back into the picture; he jeopardizes Dirk's legal custody over Dave.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,432 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Birthday Bash by Dragoon-sama reviews
It's chaos in the common room when Dave returns to see what his men have been up to. Slight ot3 DaveJohnKar
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Dave S. - Complete
Dirk: snoop through Dave's room by PinkYaoi135 reviews
Dave: go to the kitchen to satiate your grumbling tummy. first Homestuck fic... as it is my new obsession.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Jeez by SolarMorrigan reviews
Ice cream and movies and eight-year-olds being dorks and adults being dorks. A prompt from/tiny gift for humanmatingritual on tumblr. Dave/John, Dad/Bro; why isn't there a "fluff" option in the genre drop down?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Dad E., Dirk S. - Complete
The Issue with Gum by Lurking Silence reviews
Karkat works as cashier at a grocery store. He's not so fond of the customers and his coworkers are getting on his nerves but hey who doesn't love minimum wage? Human AU. Part of Grocerystuck where everybody works at the same grocery store.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Karkat V. - Complete
Free Fall by LuffyKun3695 reviews
NOT DEAD! UPDATES SLOWLY. Sequel to Jumping. Chris reveals his decision to Elise and starts a new life with Dan. Chris' POV. Established Relationship. Dan/Chris.
Dan Vs. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/4/2012 - [Dan, Chris]
Going through changes by Dean Razorfin reviews
after one particularly brutal fight with his brother things finally get too much for Dave and he does something really, really stupid. WARNING: Self harm
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Name by cicir reviews
Oh no. He stared into the small child's eyes through his shades, his face blank, but the horror setting deep in his stomach. The small red irises stared back, sparkling with innocence as the kid reached its arms outward, trying to reach him. Hell no.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
ZOMBIES LOTS OF ZOMBIES by jackfrostsplushrump reviews
Karkat writes fanfiction. one-shot
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Rose L., Karkat V. - Complete
The Buzzing of a Bee by pacattack777 reviews
Who knew Sollux could turn his shitty, depressing life into something a little more meaningful? Some mild language.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 151,021 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sollux C., Karkat V. - Complete
Awesome Day Right Here by NotACrapWasGiven reviews
One-shot. Even cool bros get sick on occasion. T for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Ties Are Stupid by NinjaKitty4589 reviews
The Once-ler helps Greed-ler get dressed, and decides that ties are in fact, stupid. Warning: Oncest, very NSFW
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Clothes Shopping by Readythedrums reviews
You are nine, skinny, and not quite yet known as Dave. Your brother wants to buy you a dress.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
How long had it been? by Autumn Artist reviews
*First Fan Fict* When Dave Strider is abducted, his older brother Dirk will go to any lengths to get him back.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,787 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Birds of a Feather by byebyebyeybbeybyebybeyebyebybe reviews
As John watched his captors he couldn't help but swallow dryly. This would probably not end in his favor. AU, slash, Karkat/John, Some other stuff. M for language and future sexual content and whatnot. I don't even know what this is guys.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,956 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Coordination Lapse by IAmTheLamp reviews
Dave let something stupid happen and tries to hide it from Bro. Lame summary is lame. Just some brotherly love between Dave and Bro. Seriously rated T ONLY for the language. Plotless fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 37 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Oncie by LadyGoddessofAnubis reviews
Greedler and Onceler decide that they wanted to do something...interesting for Oncie's birthday. GreedlerxOnciexOnceler
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Poptarts by LuffyKun3695 reviews
Dan hates the Department of Motor Vehicles. Chris' POV. One-Shot. Dan/Chris.
Dan Vs. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2012 - [Dan, Chris] - Complete
Bad Boys by john dickbert reviews
please don't think this is serious oh my god dave/bro lovin, m/m obvs rated xxxx for stupidity and anime
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Jumping by LuffyKun3695 reviews
SMUTFIC! Chris contemplates his lover's feelings for him. Chris' POV. One-Shot. Established Relationship. Dan/Chris.
Dan Vs. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2012 - [Dan, Chris] - Complete
Winter Has Come by Agent Lateralus01 reviews
After the Thanksgiving with the In-laws, Dan is alone for the Holidays. Or so he might think. Chapters will go up in rating as story progresses. Apologies for delay in updating.
Dan Vs. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Dan
Waiting by scoottt reviews
Dave always waited up for Bro before he went to bed. Always. What happens when Bro finally gets sick of Dave being so dependent on his presence? Stridercest.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Dan vs Tears by Blahwhatsittoya reviews
Chris finds Dan crying in his doorway, but what for? Being Dan's only friend, Chris is moved to comfort Dan in his most dire time of need.
Dan Vs. - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Chris, Dan - Complete
Dan Vs His Crush by Mortal Anonymous reviews
Dan/Chris. Bit of a flashback, really. Dan and Chris a couple of years ago. Dan's trying to get Chris to go out with him, but Chris is uncomfortable with being seen in a gay relationship. Dan tries to convince him the hard way, which Chris agrees to try.
Dan Vs. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2011 - [Dan, Chris] - Complete
Las Vegas Lights by Oxytreza reviews
English version of "Lights". Sena thinks about his relationship with Hiruma and decides to do something about it. /Hirusena/ NO, YOU'RE NOT DREAMING, THE FOLLOWING IS HERE!
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,816 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Hiruma Y., Sena K.
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Unrequited reviews
Will Dan and Chris decide to act on some newly discovered feeligns and go down the more challenging road together, or will they ignore the exposed feelings, and possibly risk ruining their friendship? suck at summaries - - Cover drawn by "BrookeCanDraw" on deviantART This is basically the first fanfic in this genre that I've attempted. Be hard on me, because I'll need the help.
Dan Vs. - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,809 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Dan
Dan Vs Anger Management reviews
Dan has anger issues as we all have come to know. Dan doesn't think he has a problem. What will happen when Elise and Chris send Dan off to an anger management facility in the middle of nowhere, only to find that when they go to pick him up, he's cured? Suspicion will build, and a terrible secret will be uncovered. Cover photo by cryptvokeeper on dA.
Dan Vs. - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,603 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012
We Have a Problem reviews
Dave wakes up one day to find out he's a girl. Will he be able to change back to his normal self, or will he be stuck as a mighty fine looking chick living with Bro? THIS IS MY FIRST HOMESTUCK FANFIC, SO PLEASE REVIEW MY STORY HONESTLY!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S.
50 Shades of Fucking Green reviews
Just read it. In no way is this for real, it is a parody fanfiction that my awesome friend wrote. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Freaking HILARIOUS! XD
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Dan Vs Trolls reviews
This isn't related to Homestuck AT ALL. Dan is convinced by Chris to get a computer and sign up for a chatting website. Dan begins getting trolled almost immediately by some stranger that goes by, ID25* How will Dan manage to win this seemingly hopeless battle?
Dan Vs. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,009 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Dan - Complete
Dan Vs Secret Admirer reviews
What will Dan do when he wakes up to find he has a secret admirer? Why does Dan want revenge on said, secret admirer? Read on, and you shall gain knowledge. Enjoy! I have added on to the chapters, and made appropriate changes to make things move slower and overall improve the story. Hope everyone will be satisfied!
Dan Vs. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,381 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Complete
Dan Vs Fangirls reviews
Dan wakes up one day to find crazed fangirls surrounding him. What funny things will happen when he wages war upon them? Find out right now! The picture depicted for the cover of sorts is drawn by eddave on Deviantart.
Dan Vs. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Complete