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Yo Peeps

My name is Cathal (Or Pokemonwriter2001) AND I LOVE POKEMON!

Okay so now that we got that straight i love this place already and i will be doing Stories for

Super Smash Bro's Brawl, Legend Of Zelda, Pokemon, Club Penguin And Moshi Monsters

On Moshi I'm Cakeman-9 and Club penguin I'm Cakeman9

OC's

Name:Aura

Gender:Male

Age:22

Looks:Imagine a lucario with red instead of blue and white instead of black. Then the spikes on his paws and the spike on his chest are longer, he's about 6 feet 8 inches tall (the average lucario being 3 feet 11 inches tall) , weighs about 106.3 Lbs (the average Lucario weighing about 119.0 Lbs) Making him taller but lighter than the average lucario

Attacks:Aura Sphere, Force Palm, ExtremeSpeed, Aura Punch, Aura Kick, Flash Cannon, Bone Rush, Close Combat, Heal Pulse, Metal Sound, Dragon Pulse, His Aura Sword, Aura Storm.

Info:Is great at using Aura to sense the feelings and thoughts of people up to 2 miles away, hates being with others and is a Smart battler. Always knows which direction to go but his Aura powers get weak around fire. He likes to keep to himself. He's about 22 years old, so he does not act very childish. He loves to train by chopping down tree's. He never backs away from a fight. He'll also hit somebody if there acting stupid and/or annoying (lol). He is generally a leader.

Name:Cosmo

Gender:Male

Age:19

Looks:Light blonde hair and blue eyes. He wears a black version of what link wears with a sword holder and black leather fingless gloves. He wears red boots and beige pants which are tucked into his boots. He has The Sword Of Energy in his holder and the Sheild of time in his Back Pack (which also holds his Bow and Arrow of darkness) which is dark blue-ish red-ish. It also has the Tri Force on it.

Attacks: Upper Cut Punch, Spin Kick, Quick Slice, Rapid Chopper, Blade Smash, Some other sword moves, Sheild Throw, Dark Arrow, Rapid Arrow, The super charged version of all his sword moves, Shadow Sword Shot, Call of the tri force.

Info:Trained his sword battling skills for his whole life. Like Aura, will never back away from a fight. He can't swim or use magic (besides his final smash) but he has a good aim and can block many Magic attacks. He's a fast runner and a great jumper, he was the fastest in his class when young. He's on the good side but many mistake him for an evil person. He will kill anyone who thinks this.

Current Stories

Title:Jake A Trainer Of Unova

Category:Pokemon

Summary:A Trainer Named Jake was happily getting his first Pokemon in Prof. Junipers lab when an amazing storm came out of nowhere and took his mother. It's now his duty to collect every badge and Find his way to the Pokemon League to see if he can find information on the storm and where his mother is.

Other:Chapters are short

Title:A Death On Victory Road

Category:Pokemon

Summary:A Trainer Named Zack is at victory road when he see's a legendary, what will happen?

Other:One-shot (meaning no chapters, just complete right away)

Title:Pokedemy

Category:Pokemon

Summary:Young Wild pokemon from all over go to Pokedemy what can happen?

Title:Caligan Island Super Smash Tournament

Category:SSBB

Summary:A small private tournament for 8 smashers! what happens when evil gets in the way?

Acheivments

Reviews:

50-??

100-??

200-??

300-??

400-??

500-I'll Never Make It This Far D:

Other Stuff

5 Stories-??

A Crush- Acheived

Girlfriend-Probs Never ;(

Reached 3 Acheiments-??

Copy And Paste

~~~~~~~~~Reasons To Join The Bad Guys~~~~~~~~~

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWAHAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL
8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)
(Put it on your page if you laughed)

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Catizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Black Dragon

3. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Kencally

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, drink): Silver Sprite

5. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, last letter of your moms middle name): Andewe

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Rose

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Rocket

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Bannana Fire

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): LimeGun

Name 11 characters (OCs count)

1.Ash

2.Brock

3.Misty

4.May

5.Dawn

6.Iris

7.Aura (OC)

8.Cosmo (OC)

9.Chili

10.Zoey

11.Me!

you find 1 making out with 10. What do you do?

me: OMG thats the weirdest pairing ever O.o *twitch*

Dawn:WTF my 2 best friends making out? *grabs knife and sticks in cheast*

Me:Suicide?

11 goes to an icecream parlor with 5. 11 puts a bug in 5s icecream. what happens?

Dawn: *bites icecream*

Me: *devilish look*

Dawn:This taste bug-type ish

Me:I didn't put a dead caterpie in your ice cream

Dawn:Huh!?

Me:nothing

8 wants to go to the movies with her/his best friend. She/he tried to send it to 3 but sends it to 4. What is 4s reaction?

May:WTF i hate Cosmo

Me:Cosmo you like Misty?

MistCosmo*blush*

May:well i'll go if Cosmo pays.

Cosmo:...

8. who out of 1, 3, and 4 would you kill, kiss, and marry?

Me:ermm i would so kill ash cuz he's annoying. But i would gladly adopt his super-epic pikachu

Pikachu*grin*

Me:i would kiss may cuz she's kind but from watching Kanto/OI/Johto anime, she's annoying .

Misty:T.T

Me:And May is the coolest Partner ash ever had (BOO ADVANCEDSHIPPING) so i would defintley marry her :D

May:Yay

MeMay*Get married*

Ash's Grave:&@&$ YOU POKEMONWRITER!

10 finds 9 sleeping. What does he/she do?

Zoey:i would dump Chili's cooking on him. He's so annoyinh

Me:O.o

Chili*hides*

you walk down a road and find 5 on the ground dead. what do you do?

Me: PARTY TIME! WOOT WOOT *calls friends and has party*

Dawn:Screw you

you barge into a room and catch 6 making out with 7 on the floor. what do you do?

Me: IRIS WHAT THE HELL? YOUR MAKING OUT WITH A POKEMON!?

Iris:well...

Axew*slaps Iris* CHEATER!

Me:O.o

Aura*kicks me and axew out of the room*

Me:your the worst OC ever...-_-

a car runs over 5s foot. will 5 cuss or faint?

Dawn*faints*

Me: guessed it. she's super duper dramatic

3 is about to fall. 8 and 5 try's to catch her. who catches her?

Me:well uhhh

Misty*falls*

Cosmo*walks away*

Dawn*catches her* :D

Misty: :D

MistyDawn*Start making out*

Me*leaves*

1 eats your donut. what happens?

Ash: Yum!

Me: DIE ASH. *takes out knife*

Misty:Of course. Ash is such a person to steal food

Ash*hiding behind dawn*

Dawn:WTF

Me*throws knife at Ash, hits Dawn*

Dawn: *dead*

Me*grin*

1 falls alseep next to 11 on the beach-

Me: *buries ash in sand and puts lots of sand craps all over* thats for eating my donut.

8 makes pancakes for 4 and it turns out amazing!

Me:wait i invented you and i never knew you could cook?

Cosmo:well Cilan thought me :D

May:FOOOODD *eats pancakes, including the plate*

Ash: o.0' and i thought i WAS Bad

3 reads 9s dairy and 9 finds out. what does 9 do?

Chili*freaks out and makes bowl of bug soup*

Misty:O.o what are you doing? anyway you diary is interesting...

Chili:Bugsmwa ha ha *scoffs bug soup down misty's throat*

Misty:Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu *twitch* *faint*

11 is listening to your fav song. what do you say?

Me: im listening to my own favourite song...thats okay i guess...

8 sings beautifully and secretly but 4 overheard her/him. what happens?

Me:so i just found out you can cook...NOW YOU CAN SING?

Cosmo*blushes* huh...yeah

May*eating leftover pancakes while tapes*

10 trips over 5 while 5 is sleeping on the floor. what does 5 say?

Dawn:I WAS SLEEPING! HOW DARE YOU! I MEAN CAN'T A PERSON GET SOME REST!? *go's on and on and on*

Zoey*Pretends to be listening while listening to iPod* yeah i so agree

6 finds a pet unicorn. what will 6 do with it?

Iris:ohh unicorn GET OUT AXEW! *kicks Axew over waterfall*

Axew:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Unicorn:So i get Axew's room/stuff?

Iris*nods*

11 finds a hotdog with mold on it and gives it to 5. what will 5 do?

Me:dawn have this hot-dog

Dawn:cool! *eats then chokes*

~Minutes later at hospital~

Me:all this because of mold?

Dawn:MOLD? *super crazy mean dawn attack*

2 jumps off the roof into a swimming pool. what does 3 do?

Brock:YAY *jumps*

Misty*twitch* W.T.F .F.M.L *follows and jumps off higher roof

Me:.

4 wants to play a funny joke on 5. what does 4 do?

May*sets up trap*

Dawn*opens dishwasher*

about 50 minun's*jump out*

about 50 plusel's*jump out*

Dawn:Either dead or knocked out bad

11 is making out with 1. what do you do.

Me:WHY AM I MAKING OUT WITH ASH?!! *kicks ash to death*

This next bit here is the cutest, sadest thing ever...

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Try Not To Cry

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu,"as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost.'

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you think it's unfair that Drew isn't in ANY pokemon movie, copy and paste this into your profile.

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