Butterfingerluver
Hey I'm AraBella and WELCOME to my profile. I love Maximum Ride and writing.I'm new to this but I'm really trying.So give my stories a chance.And please review I would love the pointers and feedback.Thank you -Ara Different Names Your real name - Arabella Your gangsta name (the first 3 letters in your first name plus "izzle" in the end) - Araizzle Your detective name (your favorite color and your favorite animal) – Black Panda Your soap opera name (your middle name and your current location) – Marie Canyon Your Star Wars name (the first 3 letters of your last name, the first 2 letters of your first name, and the last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name) - Graareth Your superhero name (your second favorite color, and you favorite drink) – Blue Coke Your witness protection name (Name you wished you had) – Sapphire Black Your Goth name ("black" and the name of one of your siblings) - Black Angelica Your Arab Name: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name)- Raelomh Your Nick Name (First three letters of your name and -ie)-Araie A boy and a girl are the best of friends, from elementary to high school, beginning to end. Through all those years, their friendship grew. They both felt the same, but neither knew, each walking moment, since the day they met. They both loved each other, sunrise to sunset. He was all she had; he was the one who kept her from the knife. She was his angel, she made him smile. Though life threw him curves, she made it all worth while. Then one day, things went terribly wrong. The next few weeks were like a very sad song. He made her jealous, on purpose he tried. When the girl asked ‘Do you love her?’ On purpose he lied. He played with jealousy, like it was a game. Little did he know, things would never be the same. His plan was working, but he had no clue. How wrong things would go, the damage he would do. One night she broke down, feeling very alone. Just her and the blade, no one else home. She dialed his number; he answered ‘Hello?’ She told him she loved him, and hung up the phone. He raced to her house, just a minute too late Found her lying in blood, her heart had no rate. Beside her was a note. In it, was her confession. Her love for this boy, her only obsession. As he read the note, he knelt down and cried and grabbed her knife. That night, they both died. She was found in his arms, both of them dead. Under her note his handwriting said ‘I loved her so, she never knew. All this time, I loved her too.’ post this on your profile if it made you cry. ='( Pick the ones that fit you I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us: 1. Being different is okay. 2. Even the little things can help save the world. 3. Red-heads are evil!! 4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there. 5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world. 6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old. 7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy. 8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like. 9. French is the universal language. 10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement. 11. Count your blessings. 12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations. 13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices. 14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words. 15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes. 16. Never get hooked on Valium. 17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!! 18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars. 19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie. 20. Kids are better than adults. 21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress. 22. The best cooks are blind pyros. 23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom. 24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done. 25. School really is an evil place. 26. Teachers really are out to get you. 27. Remember to flap. 28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders. 29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!! Random When it rains on my parade, I bust out my slip n’ slide. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes. In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop. I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned. When life hands you lemons, throw something harder back. That which does not kill me…should run. FAST. Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run. He HATES that. I hear voices in my head. But that’s alright. Most of them are pretty nice. The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader. It’s you and me against the world. We attack at dawn. I run with scissors….it makes me feel dangerous. Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies. Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach ‘em how to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks! I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it. Some people are only alive because it’s illegal to kill them. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me. Never argue with an idiot. They’ll just drag you down and beat you with experience. 10% sugar, 10% spice, 80% bitch so you better be nice. Those stupid kids should just give that loopy rabbit some Trix already! Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend. I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. I like you. When I rule the world, you death shall be quick and painless. Some see the glass half empty, some see it half full. Me? I just want to know who’s been drinking my soda! Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! You think I’m a loser. But I’m the most awesome loser you’ve ever met! If you have an open mind why don’t your brains fall out? Of course I’m out of mind! It’s dark and scary in there! If I’m out of my right mind, my left one is gonna be pretty crowded. If aliens are looking for INTELLIGENT life why are you worried? I’m an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight. If at first you don’t succeed- skydiving isn’t for you. Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door. The person who smiles when something goes wrong has found someone to blame it on. Normal people scare me….but not as much as I scare them. Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! If two wrongs do not make a right, try three. There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it is usually an oncoming train. Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever you keep talking. Why be difficult when with a little effort you can be impossible? Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. Everyone has a wild side; I just prefer to make mine public. What is this “normal” you speak of? Stay away I don’t want to catch your “normal”! Pssh. Normal is just a setting on the washing machine. I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you’re up to. Always take the time to smell the roses but remember sooner or later you’re gonna inhale a bee. I believe no problem is so large or difficult that it can’t be blamed on someone else. I never repeat myself, so pay close attention the first time, because I never repeat myself. I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode. When all else fails bring out the duct tape. Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon! I’m not so good with advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment? I don’t lie. I create fiction with my mouth. We’re best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge….I’ll pick out the funereal arrangements. The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don’t let it find me. There’s nothing better than a good friend except a good friend with chocolate! Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out. I am who I am. I do not seek your approval. Between two evils, I always try to pick the one I’ve never tried. Slinky + Escalator = Endless Fun I’m not saying you’re stupid I’m just implying it. I’m bored…run for your sanity. Never do anything you don’t want to explain to the cops or paramedics. The more I think about it, the more I’m sure I’ve lost my mind. But crazy people don’t know they’re crazy so I guess I’m okay. But thinking I’m okay because I think I’m crazy is saying I don’t think I’m crazy so I may be crazy. Who cares about hugs? I’m going to tackle you when I see you! Life is life a corndog. I just haven’t figured out why yet. When life hands you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how. When life gives you lemons, squirt it in life’s eye and see how much life likes lemons then. Don’t walk in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls or off the occasional cliff. Some people are like lava lamps. Fun to look at but not very bright. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. "The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf." "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." "He who laughs last didn't get it." Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? -When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. -Education is important; school however, is another matter. -Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. -High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw. It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face. -Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us -Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide. Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics. Don’t mess with me I've got a stick. Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh Good Friend: Helps you up if you have tripped. BEST Friend: Walks by and say 'would you please get off the ground' Good Friend: Knocks politely at your door BEST Friend: Walks right on in and shouts 'I'M HOME' Good Friend: Will bail you out of jail BEST Friend: Will be sitting on the bench next to you saying 'Damn that was fun! Let's do it again!' Good Friend: Will help you cry when you are rejected by a boy BEST Friend: Will go up to the boy and say 'It’s because you're gay, isn't it?' Good Friend: Asks nicely for your stuff BEST Friend: Shouts 'GIMME!!' Good Friend: Waits to call you until a reasonable hour BEST Friend: Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning FRIEND: gives you their umbrella in the rain BEST FRIEND: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. |
