Hey everybody!!!!!!

Some of you may not know us, but I'm Eris (AKA Werecat) and my friend is Pandia (AKA Kattie). We actually have our own accounts on here, but in order to make collab stories easier, we made a joint account. We will update during the week at so far an undecided time. If you ever want to see our individual stories go to either KookyKattie or WereCattheAssassino. Those are our private accounts.

Once we decide on our official updating time, I will take requests from here and my own account for ideas or stories they would like us to do. Me and Pandia will go over them and pick the ones we like. If you don't get picked, I'm sorry, but we are our own people.

Oh and just in case you want to know. Anything from me (Eris/WereCat) will be written in italics. Anything from Kattie/Pandia will be written in bold print. Anything normal is from niether of us personally.

Hola! Pandia here! It's pronunced PAN/DIE/AH incase you where wondering, and no I do not have anything against pans, it's just my name.

I am sorry to inform Kattie has not written anything, and it will take a while for her to considering she lost her password and is reluctant (in other words lazy) to change it.

Anything I write will most likely have some spelling and grammar mistakes because i have a tiny little keyboard (and I epically fail in that category).

Anyways on the other hand, I am the tall(considering Eris's head reaches the top of my nose), younger one with green eyes and dark brown hair. I am also the one how is liable to have the memory of an elephant, and the ambition for extreme revenge.

Our Current Stories In-Progress:

Our Completed Stories:

Our Stories Coming Soon:

1) Generations: Summary undecided
Chapter Preview:

"Do we ever truly think about life?

No, really. I’m being totally serious. Have you ever sat down and cried out to whatever mighty being you worship and just thanked them for letting you live on?

Just recently, I found I could honestly say yes."

2) Red Ring of Death Conundrum: summary undecided

Chapter Preview:

In the background there was screaming and something that sounded a lot like cursing and, “Pandia get your BUTT over here! I DON’T want to be eaten by a giant tentacle thingy!”

Silence then, “How am I supposed to grab you OUT of a tentacle? It has your ankle!”

Next ifs for me... Eris! (The thig with Death Note Characters!!!)

Light

You have a big aim in life
x You hate to lose
x You feel that your eyes change colors with your behavior
You are obsessed.
Your intelligence is superior in comparison with another person’s.
You don’t mind hurting others as long it helps you to get to your aims.
You have talent to seduce the opposite gender.

Total: 2

L

x You love candy.
x You don’t care about how you look.
x You walk/sit curved.
You are a genius.
x You have dark circles around your eyes.
You are thin no matter what you eat.
x You don’t have many friends and you are a total failure at love.

Total: 5

Misa

You love someone blindly.
You would do everything for that ‘someone’.
x You dress in a very peculiar way.
You can’t tell when people are joking around with you.
x (Never had any) You can’t handle alcohol very well.
You are very jealous.
You can make people do what they don’t want to do.

Total: 2

Mello

x You love chocolate.
You were confused at least for once with the opposite gender.
You always dress dark and tight clothes.
x You are always second.
You have a burn/scar on your face.
x You are very intelligent, but sometimes you make mistakes.
x Near creeps you out a little bit.

Total: 4

Matt

x You are always playing video games.
You smoke.
You wear streaky shirts.
You would do anything for your friends.
You use glasses that look like goggles.
x You are always relaxed.
x You are very affectionate to your best friend.

Total: 3

Near

x You are patient to the limit.
You always win.
You have Peter Pan syndrome.
x You love to wear pajamas.
x You are very intelligent.
You have a lot of abilities using your hands.
Your hair is of a weird color.

Total: 3

Mikami

x You believe in a god.
You search for justice everywhere.
x You use glasses.
You are/want to be a lawyer.
You don’t care about following orders as long as it’s for justice’s sake.
You support Kira unconditionally.
All your life is perfectly planned.

Total: 2

Ryuk

x You love apples.
x You are bored.
You think that humans are… INTERESTING!.
x You laugh in a weird way…
You don’t let your feelings lead you.
x When there’s an argument, you never take one of the sides.
x You are a little bit crazy and weird.

Total: 5

Matsuda

x Some people think that you are an idiot.
x You always see someone’s good side.
x You know someone who is an example for you.
You don’t think Kira is either good or evil.
You talk about a love life that you don’t have.
x You do stupid things that sometimes are good to the ones around you.
You are pretty, but old.

Total: 4

Copy and Paste-Its

If you're one of those people who realizes that a frying pan is actually a sufficient weapon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and they're pretty much the same thing.

If you'd take Sharkboy over Jacob Black any day, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY FRUIT LOOPS.

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang soda"

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you see no point in making the bed because you are just going to unmake it, copy and paste this into your profile.

A friend will visit you in jail. A good friend will post your bail. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Told ya I could run faster!"

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy?

God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST . If you agree, please, do copy and paste.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If you wonder why on earth they don't make Jedi Halloween costumes for girls (and are infuriated) copy and paste this into your profile.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

What would you do-OOO-oo for a Klondike Bar? Well, If you're like Princess Leia, you would shoot a bunch of Stormtroppers who just happen to have some.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cacao beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous: You suck.

Why do all superheroes wear spandex? Do they provide more lift or something?

A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!

A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

To-Do list:

1.) Write alien vs predator: The Musical.

2.) Develop the ability to talk to vegetables. (Brocotongue!)

3.) Learn how to "billow" like Severus Snape.

4.) Make action figure of yourself.

5.) Prove to the world that gay sparkly vampires are even more pathetic than they believe.

6.) Enrage obsessed fan girls.

7.) Scream out random endings when walking out of the movie theater. (I can't believe it! Optimus killed Sam and ran off with Megatron!)

8.) Teach fox's how to skydive.

9.) Create first ever pizza laser.

10.) Have own theme music.

11.) Find the penny at the bottom of the razor blade and and salt-filled jar.

12.) Discover why Dora the Explorer's parents let her explore the world all by herself.

13.) Sing made-up lyrics to Christmas Carols. During the summer.

14.) Read Shakespeare. You know, like in Romeo and Juliet, where Juliet fights that lion, and Romeo destroys the giant space station, and they all go to Burger King...yeah, I don't really know my Shakespeare stuff that well.

15.) Also prove to the children how Santa sits on the throne of lies.

16.) If this isn't enough, scream "I GOT CAKE MIX!" all the time. (Nemesis.)

17.) Warn younger children that if they aren't good this Christmas, Santa's little Dementors will come and suck all of their happiness away. Run from livid parents.

18.) Use security cameras as mirrors to pick your nose.

19.) Run around with a Force FX lightsaber, claiming you are a Jedi that must slay the evils of the world. Then attack anyone wearing Hannah Montana apparel.

20.) Develop sense of irony.

21.) Don't die yet.

22.) Conquer the world with flying fox's.

23.) Teach fox's how to skydive, then start an airshow.

24.) Build a city...then destroy it with multicoulered dinosaurs!

25.) Debate who is better with other insane authoresses/authors: Pirates, Dragons, Ninjas, or Assassins? (PandiaEris)

26.) Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're an insane authoress/author, too!

(credit to half-backed chunky monkey the originall creater of this list)

Write Down Ten Random Characters! (Done soley by Eris! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Pandia doesn't even know about four of these characters! To be honest there is also only four she likes, one she doesn't really care either way for, and the other one she hates. I hate only one of them and they just happen to be on Pandia's hate-list too *hint hint* #10!!! To be honest, we both may not like him, but he is a very good villian.)

1. Anders

2. The Dragonborn (Just Dragonborn)

3. Ezio Auditore

4. Oghren

5. Maximum Ride (Max)

6. Charles Bartowski (Chuck)

7. Shawn Spencer

8. Burton Guster (Gus)

9. Malik A-Sayf

10. Daniel Shaw (Shaw)

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Oghren: Heheheheheh. Ezio, how about you and Guster over there come over to my house for dinner?

Ezio: Eh...Si. Why not?

Gus: Sure...

-Later-

Oghren: HARHARHARHAR!!!!

Gus: I think he's drunk!

Ezio: We should leave then, si?

Oghren: DON'T YOU DARE YOU MILK-DRINKING INFANTS! I CAN HOLD MY ALE!

Ezio and Gus: *sigh*

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Me: HEY CHUCK!!!! CAN I STAY AT CASTLE???

Chuck: Ummmm... no.

Me: Why not?

Chuck: I don't want you finding out top secret government secrets, that's why!

Me: Then I'll just ask Morgan. *begins to walk away*

Chuck: FINE! Fine! Just no pushing random buttons.

Me: *smirk* Sure thing! *walk away*

Chuck: And she's probably just going to do just that.

One and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

Shaw: *goes into broom closet to get toilet paper, after his entrance we wait several moments for something to occur*

cricket cricket*

Shaw: *walks out looking like he is going to scream/barf/faint/all of the above, whispers* The horror!

Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Ezio: Mi amore! You must run away with me!

Chuck: Umm... I'm married. To a known killer. Yeah so she would probably hunt you down and kill you, you know?

Ezio: I'm a known killer too. Maybe we all could get together sometime, si? * winks*

Chuck: Ummm... no.

Gus: Charles! I will save from this cold-hearted demon! You are MINE!

Chuck: Wha? But your Catholic!

Ezio: *flashes hidden blade*

Gus: *runs away screaming*

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten or seven?

Oghren: Heheheheh. Give me your money!

Me: Why? So you can get drunk again?

Oghren: Dwarves don't get drunk, kiddo.

Me: I have seen evidence suggesting otherwise, thank you very much!

Shaw: Get back from this girl. I need your axe!

epic fighting continues*

Shaw: Heheh. I have won. Now to plot my revenge against Sarah.

Me: *kicks Shaw where it hurts and grabs Oghren's axe* PANDIA I HAVE OGHREN'S AXE!!!!!

Pandia: Who's Oghren? *walks into alley and rushes at him* YOU TRIED TO KILL CHUCK AND SARAH PREPARE TO DIE!

Shaw: *runs*

Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Ezio: *smiles and hugs Malik*

Malik: LET GO OF ME NOVICE!!!!!!!

Seven kidnaps two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Shawn: MAXIMUM RIDE! I DEMAND THAT IN RETURN FOR THIS PERSON YOU HAND OVER YOUR MICKEY MOUSE ALARM CLOCK!

Max: One, Gazzy and Iggy blew it up! Two, I don't even know her!

Dragonborn: Thanks.

Max: And THREE, how do you know me?

Shawn: Well, duh, you have wings.

Dragonborn: I'm confused.

Everyone gangs up on three. Does Three stand a chance? (Tobuscus reference)

Anders: The people he has killed deserve JUSTICE!!!! *goes bluey*

Dragonborn: I'm in this for the kicks.

Oghren: Bashing skulls in FUN!

Max: Uh... why am I helping again?

Chuck: I'm kinda going to ask the same thing...

Shawn: For fun of course!

Max and Chuck: Oh!

Gus: I thought we were doing this to get at him for the purple underwear thing!

Shawn: I've heard it both ways.

Malik: Let's just get this over with.

Shaw: Be done with it, so I can continue plotting!

everyone groaning and in pain*

Ezio: What? I am a bada*.

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Shawn: CHUCK!!! I know your secret!

Chuck: *pales*

Nine arrives late for one and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Malik: I apologize insincerely for my lateness, but you probably shouldn't have made your wedding in a tree house. I do only have one arm, you know. So inconsiderate!

Shawn: You are insincerely forgiven!

Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Max: *hiccup* Hey Eris! Wanna getta drink?

Malik: Yeh... You really need the... the ... what?

Me: Max... You are underage. AND MALIK! YOU HAVE TO DRIVE HOME... WITH ONE ARM!

Nine murders one's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does one do to get back?

Malik: *standing over Oghren's body* YOU STUPID DWARF! YOU CAN'T CHALLENGE ME TO A DRINKING CONTEST EVER AGAIN!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Anders: What justice is in this? YOu will pay!!!! *taken over by justice*

Malik: ...

The next day no one could find Malik, a week later his body washed ashore. He looked like he was burned to death.

Six and two are in mortal danger. Does two save six or themselves?

Chuck: This is the end! We are going to be eaten by boars!

Dragonborn: Sorry dude but I'm way more important than you! FUS ROH DAH! *boars go flying, Dragonborn disappears*

Chuck: Hello...

Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Gus: I am NOT staying out here for a week with no food and with you!

Ezio: What is so wrong about that amico?

Gus: *glares* You are just so annoying! I am leaving. *drives off in the Blueberry*

Ezio:... I suppose I could always run back.

Five is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

Malik: *fixing wounds* You really are a novice you know that!

Max: I was just trying to help people!

Malik: And you didn't see the giant black TOYOTA!

Max:... No.

The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

Anders: We had to break it off... Too many different ideals.

Flashback*

Anders: Look at the little kitty! I think I will name him Sir Pounce-A-Lot 2!

Shawn: NOOO!!! He's little Boy-Cat!

Back to the Present*

Anders: It was pretty rough.