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Author has written 13 stories for Legend of Zelda. Cheese! 1. Disclaimer Storywide: I own nothing except my clothes and a computer. HONEST! A wolf ate my clothes on the way home so now all I own is my computer. I don't own a beauty salon either due to popular belief (I am a boy; whats with those idiots; thier the ones with Gender issues)and even though my brain wrote this I don't own it either. If we band together we can stop the libraries and restore cheese to the world. 2. I like legend of Zelda. So... R&R Please Me: What if the com. unit locks up. My Sister: DIE Me: I won't fail you! 3. I have stopped my Legend of zelda Series and started a new play about LOZ. Sorry, but Link dies. Updated Febuary 12, 2006: I am now starting Suikoden Poems! 4. My e-mail changed! I have Wi-Fi! 5. If you have read this outloud the security of my house is in danger. Don't do it again or the Pentagon will come. (Patriot Act sucks!) |
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You Only Live Twice part 1 by Kendansa reviews
Pages Link and Lorelei, along with their friends, Pasco and the Princess Zelda, are out to save Hyrule from a mysterious sorcerer. Can they save Hyrule? Or will an ancient legend stop them in their tracks? Rated T for violence. Please R&R! Ch. 6 up!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,180 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Link
A Gift Through Time by BabyGurl278 reviews
He appeared in Hyrule mysteriously with a purpose. He bears a warning and claims he is the Hero of Time's son. Takes place eight years after events of OOT. Link and Malon
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,056 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Link, Malon - Complete
The story of Link by zeldaisthebest reviews
What Link does after he returns to his child form after Ocarina Of Time.Reviews and suggestions are welcome. :)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 5/3/2004
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The Last Stand 3 12
Humourous Play that will not knock your socks off but keep them on...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Link, Zelda
The Last Stand 3
Funny Humorous Play...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Link, Zelda
The Last Stand 2 reviews
The funniest Zelda Play...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Link, Zelda
The Last Stand 1 reviews
You traders, I will get you chipmunks for stealing my last acorn... Oh, This is a good play so read it... I'll get you varmits!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Zelda
The Last Stand PlayPreview reviews
In this story, i have written don't a humourous play. Link DIES! and no I don't hate Zelda! and I don't own a beauty salon either!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Link, Zelda
The Seal Of Oricon and Hylia reviews
This is about ReDeads! Read for fun and R&r
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/19/2005
The Seal of Kadadoom IVB reviews
Hi!
Umm…
What is 3x3
…
My Homework
Well I goofed of and wrote another in my series
Here it is!
Mildewy Straberries!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/19/2005
The Legend of Zelda: The Seal of Kadadoom IVA reviews
This story is about the Kadadoom army getting ready to attack Hylia and Hyrule. The Zelda fanfics I write are in a series so read the others before you read this.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/3/2005
The Legend of Zelda: The Ceremony IIIB reviews
This is a story about Luke getting the Master Sword and Lea getting Light Arrows. P.S Luke and Lea are the son and daughter of Link and Zelda
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/29/2004
The Legend of Zelda: The Legend of Luke IIIA reviews
Just a little piece by me. Sorry I couldn’t write for a while. My sister-penname: Kendansa- is a little IMer and also she is evil! Well anyway here it is…
P.S Umm… first of all what does P.S stand for: Maybe…
1.palm sender
2.please send
3.You’ve GO
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/22/2004
The Legend of Zelda: The Legend of Lea II reviews
In this story, Link and Zelda have a daughter named Lea. This is also a really awesome thingy story!
P.S Please read The Legend of Zelda: The Legend of Luke first!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2004
The legend of Zelda: The legend of Luke I reviews
Nothing special I guess, but r&r!
p.s comes before Legend of Zelda: Engagements By: Footballweiner
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2004
The legend of Zelda: Engagements reviews
This is a romantic SHORT story about link an zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2004