Voldemort discovers that Harry is his seventh Horcrux. Now what will he do to get Harry on his side during the war. –This takes place during/after the final battle in the seventh book- Harry x Voldemort / Tom

Mike never imagined that he would return to the pizzeria and face the overly attached animatronics yet again. What's worse, they're extremely avid to make him a part of their family, which involves stuffing him into a suit. WARNINGS: Gore and small hints of romance

Xander Riddle disappeared a month before Snape told Voldemort the Prophecy. Now he is back and pissed as hell. He will see the world burn for its betrayal.

It was Mike's fault for volunteering, really. When he had challenged his boss, by saying he would take Foxy home. But, is it really all that bad to take care of an animatronic fox? Maybe this could turn out to be a good thing? Once Foxy stops smashing stuff maybe.

What was going through Rick Sanchez's mind as he saw that Jellybean walk out of that bathroom? Wonder no more. (UPDATE) This story will now expand on other profound moments in the Rick and Morty show. Listed as 'Complete' but will come back and update when new episodes hit.

When asked what makes his apple pies so delicious, Harry will smile and say it's all about the magic. Don't pay attention to the floating apple near your head. (Where the Master of Death ends up screwing up an already weird timeline with pies and tea and Shinigamis as guinea pigs).

(Female Chara!) Years ago, the Dursleys hurled Harry Potter into a river that led underneath Mount Ebott. Now, the Goblet of Fire brings Harry and his new family into Hogwarts, shattering the Barrier around Mount Ebott in the process. How will Magical Britain react to the Monsters, and to a saviour raised by them? And what dark secret does Chara, Harry's girlfriend, hide?

Abandoned by his relatives, little Harry Potter falls down a hole and finds a whole new world he might just fit in.

The continuation of Semper Fi (Story was deleted) which was the continuation of Elude (Still up) Mike Schmidt has recovered from the first incident but he faces a new threat that he is drawn towards just when he thinks it is all over. Will he find who is pulling the strings or will it happen again? READ ELUDE BEFORE READING THIS (I am terrible at summaries just read it) Rated T

Peter's new friend Harry is a little over protective of his friends and hires Peter a bodyguard to keep him safe. Far from needing a bodyguard and busy saving the city, Peter faces many shenanigans to escape his diligent new guard and ex-bully, Flash Thompson. With appearances by the Avengers. Peter/Gwen, eventual Peter/Flash.

Garry and Ib have come to visit their friend, the portrait Mary, but while in the Fabricated World, a young boy and his abusive uncle stumble in. Mary takes it upon herself to save the kid and kill the uncle, inadvertently earning her freedom from her prison. Now, though, Mary must take care of the child. Can this century-old child portrait correctly raise of the Boy Who Lived?

Young Harry Potter, abandoned by the Dursley's for something out of his control, stumbles(more like falls) into a very different world. How will the timeline be changed now? And what will happen when Harry grows older

Harry Potter grows up in a chaotic household of the love-nation and on his ninth birthday becomes like his papa, he becomes his capital. But not everyone is happy that Harry now is a Bonnefoy. When he goes to Hogwarts the World decides that he can't go alone. Chaos ensures when Canada, Japan, Germany and Prussia decide to follow him. Take that Voldemort, Dumbledore! OOC-warning!

Everyone thinks that Rick doesn't care. But he must care, otherwise he wouldn't have known Morty as a baby. Just a one-shot of Rick being grandfather-ly. Rated T for some swearing.

Being a Horcrux means being alone. When Tom finds an opportunity to change that, he will stop and nothing until he does. He is sure that his new host will come around eventually.

Jacob finds a bouquet of flowers on his bed. Who could they be from?

Not having received any word from his friends and also seeing what the Daily Prophet had written about him, Harry felt both betrayed and depressed. Then his uncle decided that he needed a job. A job that turned out to be at a pizzeria Harry had many good childhood memories of. The young wizard could never have guessed that becoming a night guard would change his future...

Fluff. RickxMorty. Sometimes Morty joins Rick at night.

England is transported into another world thanks to America interrupting him in the middle of his spell. Not only that, but he's also been transformed into a kid again! How will he survive this new world filled with dangerous mutant animals, plants, and…copies of the other nations? And why are his memories suddenly disappearing? DISCONTINUED: Reasons in last chapter

There is another pirate lord out there, he is called the master of death and his ship is even more gost like than the Dutchman. How will his involvement in the battle to save piracy change the course of history? Rated T for future battles

AU "He'd always been positive, like is said in the book- it was the only thing he felt made sense. So it didn't make sense when he found himself in a rocky, fiery place filled with boiling lava and a giant mountain in the middle of a dark nowhere." Orphaned 8-year old Emmet finds himself in the strangest of company.

Rick decides to finally do something about Morty's bullying problem.

Just a bunch of stupid moments with Daddy Sans, Uncle Pappy, and Frisk Pure Fluff!

Foxy stared at the picture that had fallen to the ground, surprised to see himself holding a small child in his arms. He held the boy close, giving him a warm hug as the other three looked on happily. On the back was written 'Mikey, Foxy, Bonnie, Chika, Freddy... Friends Forever'. Foxy felt his heart freeze as he glanced at the guard who had tears in his eyes and recognized him.

Short fic about Morty falling asleep while Rick is driving.

A retelling of DGM otaku's "Harry Potter of the Caribbean", which I just adopted. After the final battle, Harry receives some shocking news; so his magic sends him away to Jack's island! [Rated T for cussing and mild suggested themes.] Takes place after Canon HP7 (no epilogue) and before PotC 1. [Wandless magic in later chapters.] GuyxGuy - Don't like it, don't read it. but pls R&R

Morty doesn't easily forget what Mr. Jellybean did to him in the tavern restrooms. (In which Rick comforts a traumatized Morty when they get home.)

After losing everything Peter thinks he has nothing until the Avengers show him that he has so much more. Spideypool, Superfamily, depressed Peter.

After the events of TAKOS Tuesday, a very out-of-place cop tries to avoid the crowd of happy friends and is unwittingly befriended by a cheerful spaceman in the process.

Turns out he didn't need to be introduced. Each of them had already met him before. Most knew him as Peter.

Before he could snap the Death Stick and leave the Resurrection Stone behind, Harry finds himself in a precarious situation- employed as Deaths Servant. It doesn't help when Ryuk drops the Death Note into the Human Realm and Harry is sent to deal with it.

Izumi and Ryoma have been together for quite a while now, and their relationship has grown exponentially! Nothing had swayed their relationship that is, until Izumi's parents got wind of it! Will their love for one another save them, or will the choices of their parents decide their fate? [Disclaimer]: I DO NOT own Love Stage! This is simply for entertainment purposes only!

Harry looks exactly like Lily when he appears at Hogwarts much to the surprise of everyone. What if Petunia told him about his world when he finally got his letter? What if they accepted him for who he was? Harry is sorted into Slytherin. He befriends Hermione (raven), Draco(Sly), Neville (Huffel) and of course Luna (Raven) later on. DISCONTINUED!

What would have happened if Voldemort had found out Harry was a Horcruxe while they were fighting in the graveyard.

Bilbo Baggins was raised by elves in Rivendell. Thorin is not impressed. At all. (Crack, pretty much. Part of Patchwork unrelated oneshots.)

Lily Potter was never Lily Potter, but only James ever knew the truth. And instead of a son, they had a baby girl, Rayna. Upon discovering their sister's death, Thor and Loki swear to protect their niece, when they find her. How will the discovery that she is one of the Aesir change the events after fourth year? Fem/Harry! Complete!

FemBilbo. Thorin was getting used to the headaches that came his way simply for being in the presence of the hobbit Gandalf had made them pick up. Original title: Tea With A Dragon Would Be More Palatable Than This. Or, The One Where Bilbo Gives Thranduil A Telling Off. (Crack.) FemBilbo/Nori.

Peter knew this was not going to be his day, hell his week. Dr. Connors was out and has lizard out once more. The Avengers lend him a helping hand and now he finds himself tangled up with SHIELD and a world a 17 year old should never be a part of. AU and nice!Loki. Also crossover with Agents of SHIELD in some chapters. All Avenger movies will be mixed in.-COMPLETED-

Set in an alternate universe where people see in black and white until they meet their soul mate, which gives the human eye the ability to process colors. Color blindness is a great tragedy because even if they meet their soul mate, they will still only be able to see in black and white. Cue Sherlock and John, who always seem to attract whatever universe they're written in.

'"Please, Benny just go." Benny stood there for a moment, the odd look crossing his face again. Before B could think Benny dove at him, shoving him up against the wall. B fought back, trying to shake the astronaut off of him, but Benny held him tight and slowly pried the cops hand off their shoulder. Bad could only look on as the realization dawned on him. "Oh god. No...no..."'

Franklin has Michael hanging from the tower, and Michael thinks he's done for. But someone miraculously saves him. Alternate way for ending B! Rated for language and possibly other adult themes in the future. Michael/Trevor in future chapters. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS

Emmett, while looking through some old things that belong to the off the wall couple of Bad Cop and Benny, comes across their marriage license and notices something peculiar.

To keep business relations strong, Bruce Wayne holds a formal party at his mansion, inviting Emmet and Lucy to join for a date night. However, a certain spaceship captain and his friends have a bone to pick with Batman, and Emmet finds he might have to step in to keep the peace. Contains spoilers for the movie. Rated T for very brief and mild violence.

Many years ago, Harry went to Japan on a trip with the Dursleys and many years ago, he found a black book that would give him the power over life and death itself. But how will that power change a child, barely six years old?

Harry looks like Lily instead of James, the Dursleys aren't fat, Snape is nice, Dumbledore is evil... Future Drarry, Rated T just in case. Future Lemons! Weasley Bashing!

In a world where one's soul-mate is represented through a swirl of colour on one's arm, will a man with an unusual colour ever find who he's looking for? Johnlock.

Harry Potter, now only known as Mage, a student at Nox Academy, along with his friends from the orphanage Whammy's House, receive letters by owls to attend a strange school called Hogwarts. Near/HG HP/GW Matt/OC Mello/OC-Currently being rewritten.

"If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?"

So basicly this is a Harry Potter is Near sort of thing I stink at summeries so bite me. Rated T because I'm paranoid.

Harry Potter just wanted to buy a cake. A cake! Why did these things always happen to him? Oneshot. Please R&R! A small gift I think you'll appreciate. Spoilers for everything that moves.

Snape gets a visit from Lily who makes him promise to look after her son. Snape expects to find a mini James Potter but is shocked when all he finds is a young abused boy who is nothing like his father. This is my first ever fanfic! Rated T just in case.

oneshot. complete. don't own. Harry is brought to Wammy's House and meets both L and Beyond Birthday, who he physically resembles a great deal. AU and OOC.

Being removed from the doorstep of No.4 Privet Drive would change little Harry Potter's life forever as he is taken to Wammy's House for gifted children. A Harry-is-L fic, NO YAOI. Pairing will be decided later.

Demoman trashes Scout's room and he needs somewhere to sleep. Spy is only too happy to oblige. SpyxScout, looks a little non-con to start with.

-Death Note crossover- What if, the day after Voldemort's attack on the Potters sixteen years ago, the Dursley's dump baby Harry on the steps of an orphanage called Wammy's House. How will the wizarding world react when they finally locate their long lost savior and meet his brothers? (Independent!Smart!Gray!Harry)

When a mission goes wrong, Luke Skywalker crashes on an uninhabited planet. While waiting for rescue, he makes an unexpected discovery.

What happens when Harry finds a strange book at the park? Could this be the book that grants him the 'power the dark lord knows not? One-Shot. No Pairings. OOC Harry, AU after year 5! Crossover…Read and Review!

What if at age two, Harry was granted with the same power Beyond Birthday had, the power of seeing a person' name and lifespan just by seeing thier face. How will Harry handle the stress, and worst, how will Hogwarts deal with a slightly insane Harry