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Joined 06-01-04, id: 600306
hi it's me!

ok just the basics:

female
eyes: brown/green
hair: I used to have purple hair with blue and pink streaks, but then I went on vacation and all the salt in the seawater washed out my colours...damn seawater...so now I'm darkbrown with blond streaks
height: about 5'9...I guess

okay...someone actually mailed me and said I should put a list of stupid questions on my profile...so I am. If you have any stupid questions to add, mail me!

name: starts with an S..that's all you have to know :P

age: you don't ask a lady about her age...no, you can't ask me either...stop staring...I mean it, you're making me nervous...QUIT IT!...okay fine! I'm 16 now leave me alone!

favourite animal: my rat! he's so cute!

anybody want to add me on messenger: go ahead but be warned, complete idiot here!
my email is actually different than the one i signed up with, so if you have no life and want to mail me, add me on msn or stalk me i'm all for it! blije_mensen_aan_de_macht@hotmail.com
bye!

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The Gryffindor Oracle by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Ever wonder what happened in the days of your favorite Marauders? Well, you're in luck, because the authoress found a stack of old papers going through her attic one day, and incidentally they proved to be the front pages of...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,692 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Shallow by amberthefool reviews
Just a bit of RonHermione fluff. One-shot. Set near the end of their 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sues by Sueicide reviews
A delightful parody for those of you sporkers around the world, iori How NOT To Write A Mary Sue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 12/21/2004
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,097 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Extremely Bizarre Events by amberthefool reviews
DISCONTINUED. Written whilst on coffee at 3 in the morning, mostly
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.