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After being stuck on the island for a few more years, Ralph finally gets the tribe under control. Yet, when Jack threatens to take it away, he offers the ginger anything to keep him from leaving. How far will Jack's lustful curiosity take the two boys?

Roger and Maurice make a deal, and as usual, Roger does not come out on top. AU. For Aurora.

Four years have passed since the dreadful island, and Ralph finally returns back to school after intensive therapy. Will that be enough to survive when he meets up with his old enemy, Jack Merridew? Or, will he lose? It's all about the survival of the fittest.

Spain already finds Romano to be a handful, but when he finds the boy in his room one afternoon, it goes to a whole new level. WARNING: SHOTA

Romano decides he never wants to fall in love. Heck, who would love him back anyway? But Spain, hearing Romano's plight, decides to help Romano find love! ...oh wait...

When Feliciano is 'rescued' by Ludwig, he decides they're going to be together! Ludwig's reticence is just a minor bump in the road...

Lovino and his two brothers live in a church. One day while doing his chores a pirate, Antonio, comes into the church and declares sanctuary. Antonio can be cold and callous, or kind and gentle.and he wants Lovino in his crew spamano gerita prucan sebxsea

This is how it happens; how Antonio Fernández Carriedo comes to fall in love with the sweet-scented child seven years his junior. Human AU. Warnings for sexual activity involving a minor.

Ivan reflects on his relationship with Alfred, as well as his desires to one day have a family of his own with the boy, despite the barriers that may stand in their way. Businessman&Barista!AU side story.

Favouritism is word Lovino learned at the age of three. AU Spamano.

I'm the quiet type. I'm the kid who can go all day without talking. Hello, World. My name is Mathew Williams and I have Selective Mutism. But now "the most awesome dude on Earth" wants to help me get my voice back. AU; Human names used; PruCan

When Tino Väinämöinen's car crashes in the middle of nowhere on a stormy winter night, he thinks he's going to die frozen and alone. But he follows a light and discovers much more than he ever thought he would. AU. Rated T for swearing and blood.

Spain and Romano have their first time, with everything appropriate for the first time, such as awkwardness, embarrassing confessions, and crying - but don't expect Romano to admit it . Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme on livejournal.

"Germany... Please don't leave me..." Italy sat on the bed watching as Germany stood by the door ready to leave.

Craig hates Tweek, bullies him everyday and can't wait to have him gone for good. But even the hardest of hearts have a soft side for everybody. When will Craig find his for the Spaz? He wouldn’t know, and he wouldn’t care. CrEek. In-Progress. Rated T.

College graduate Antonio Carriedo is the simple kind of guy who doesn't want much. What is he to do when an Italian genie expects him to make three wishes? Jealous/possessive!Spain fill for Lumoa. AU, rated for profanity and the birds and bees.

"Stupid," he added softly, his face literally twitching with annoyance. Antonio couldn't help but grin. Lovi was cute. So, so cute. Spamano oneshots. Rated T for Lovino's colorful vocabulary. Human names used.

I cannot believe I let my brother talk me into wearing the stupidest cloak in history...and who the heck is this wolf bastard who keeps following me all over the place! Ugh, as if the annoying woodcutter wasn't enough trouble...

Changed title because it looked silly without the ellipses. Germany finally gets fed up with Italy and blows up on him after a hard day...rated T for language and France's presence. Ger/Ita fluffy fluff.

Romano was a man. A man… in a very moe, pink, frilly maid's outfit… "Oh, I am SO going to kill that guy..."

France/Seychelles - France gets a bad sunburn, to Seychelles' amusement.

"All that is our reality might just be the dream of a butterfly." Pyramid Head x James short, Phyramid Head's point of view of his world

The original 100 themes, ranging from fluff to angst, K to M. Various pairings, PruCan, USUK, SuFin, GerIta, Spamano, PruAus. 009 - Drive - "Hey, Artie, let's take a road trip." USUK. 067 - Playing the Melody - Christmas has never been sweeter. PruAus

Italy's full of questions that Germany sometimes can't answer. Germany has a few questions of his own that Italy can never answer. Ficlets for Germany/N.Italy

In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!

In which Italy imitates other countries with disastrous results. "Ve, want to become one with Italy?" Germany/Italy

Germany has always thought that Italy was weak, but...Germany/Italy drabble. Germany POV

This wasn't what he was supposed to be, and that disgusted him. Old Fritz would have been sorely disappointed, but at least Prussia had someone to blame. Prussia/Canada

(ARCHIVED) A wet dream leaves Italy confused ... and Germany curious. (Male/Male pairing) (Oneshot)

Roxas likes Naminé. Axel wants to help Roxas get the girl. But when Roxas finally is able to get Naminé's attention with the help of Axel, he finds himself crushing on the redhead as well! Oh, crap. AU. High school, somewhat crack-ish. AkuRoku. Hiatus.

“Remember what you said to me? About how once you get stronger you’ll leave?” The older’s breath tickled his skin and he was only able to let out a throaty response. “I guess that means you’re stuck with me for a little while longer.”

Just a story of various couplings, some slash, some not, so don't like, don't read please. Also, some examples of couples are; Shifty/Lifty, Mime/Mole, Flippy/Evil Flippy, Flippy/Flaky, Mime/Petunia plus more

Tweek gets a pet goldfish. Creek, contains lime.

A collection of my short, romantic HTF slash drabbles. Containing some slightly offbeat character couples. EX: Mime/Mole, Nutty/Sniffles. Most of them don't make much sense, but hopefully they're okay to read. R&R, please?

Pyramid Head looks back on old memories of himself and James.

Ralph believes in fairy tales. What about Jack? Fluff JackRalph.

Ancient Egypt - Ryou, the Pharaoh’s top healer, is kidnapped by one of the Pharaoh’s most hated enemies- Marik. But, he’ll quickly learn that healing people is a lot easier than healing hearts. Yaoi

AU, JR slash Jack has Ralph at spearpoint and gives him a choice.