A gated community. Quiet days, restless nights. Murders in cold blood. Closed curtains and secret societies. But that's only the least of your problems, when you're trying to play Happy Families with a 15th century warlord.

Seras is lonely and realises that her life as a vampire has made her an outcast and she'll probably never find a guy. After a series of rather erotic dreams and a bumbling attempt at romance within Hellsing that leads to disaster, she realises her Master is paying her a lot more attention than usual. In fact, he seems to be downright determined to send her over the edge!

Alucard returns to Hellsing after his absence & begins to develop feelings for Seras. Can she melt the no-life king's icy heart & tame the tainted? *dun dun duhhhhh*

Seras isn't thrilled to attend Hellsing's summer dinner party, but she goes and befriends a vampire lord. However, the young lord is completely smitten and, used to having his way, he kidnaps the Draculina and takes her back to his palace. Things only get worse when Alucard comes to take back what's his and Seras becomes the grand prize in a battle to see who can win her heart!