Hello to all you people out there that actually read people's bios. Joanna's the name, or Jo Jo, or Jo, or whatever you can turn it into. I am 14, I live in Scotland and I am crazy. Not medically, but everyone tells me that I am. My friends also tell me that I'm evil, and that I scare them, especially when I'm plotting ways to kill people.

My favourite actor is Johnny Depp, he is hot, sexy and a great actor. I love any movie that he's in, even if its something that I'd normally hate, like A Nightmare on Elm Street. My favourite Johnny Depp quote has got to be

'When kids hit one, it's like hanging around with a mimiature drunk. You have to hold onto them, they fall over, they laugh, they cry, they urinate, they vomit.'

Just a little fact but did you know that Deppitis is actually contagious, I caught it from two of my friends. Well, you know now anyway. So, if you've actually read all this, you must be pretty bored, cause I've written a load of rubbish. Go read my stories,

Here's some of my favourite non-Johnny depp quotes.

'Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children' - Samuel Butler

'I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'no' - Woody Allen

'Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure that they think he is growing old' - Washington Irving

'When you steal from one author, it's plagiurism; if you steal from many, it's research' - Wilson Mizner

'Everything has it's beauty, but not everyone sees it' - Confucius

'Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven' - John Milton

Ok, here's the skinny on why I've removed my stories. I can't take the strain of writing them anymore. I didn't think it would be this hard when I started, and now I'm cracking. With all my schoolwork piling higher and higher and demands of friends and family bla bla bla, I can't get around to writing, which makes me feel guilty and I hate that feeling. SO, they're gone for now, but I'll put them back later on, when I've finished writing them and I can update at my own leisure.