Name: Ro, ruler of the universe
Age: 185-going-on-186
Birthdate: April...April 1st.
Blood type: O+
Height: 2cm
Weight: Why should I tell you?!
Nationality: Dallarrian, from planet Dallarr
Gender: He-she-it-thing (actually, female wishing to be male)
Hobby: Screaming, singing, prank calling friends, reading, drawing, teaching my pet buttface new tricks (which is really hard!)

Well, I look absolutely nothing like my parents, which makes me wonder if I was adopted. I mean, my whole family's bloodtype is B+!
I live in Saudi Arabia. A sad country, it is. No action...ever.
I'm a complete sadist, cutting myself just to feel the pain and see the blood. I like to inflict physical pain on others, but I don't get to do that very often. I escaped from a mental hospital after my parents turned me in for killing our neighbor's son. Sorry, but he just HAD to die!
I've got the IQ of a cricket, and the memory span of a goldfish (which is a surprising 3 seconds).
Why I write? I guess it's because I FEEL LIKE IT!
Hmmm...what else is there that I want you to know about me...Well, guess there's nothing else!