My name is alice, and...well, i'm kind of shy... and my brother just said fuck you to me, a damn sixth grader. twisted family, brother. well, i am in the middle of a damn exam and i still have fucking time to update this, rather than worrying over my damn grades.

So... this will maybe be my next fanfic:

Title: The stormy snow.

Summary: I felt like shit when I died. Now, I think I can live freely, In my next life...NOT. This life and my previous life, What is the difference? NOTHING. Everything is the same, the cruel and manipulative words..."Don't cry, what can you do by crying?"The judgement by others around you..."Don't worry, I will protect you from them."Betrayal."I won't betray you, I swear on my life."

okay, so... i'm bad at...

humour

languages

okay, that is only the things that i am bad at.

quotes:

'That's not wrong ... you Fought to protect your world. Is not that good enough? No one really thinks of others, you will lose everything if you can not keep up. After all, justice in this world is just a bunch of principles made by those with power to suit Themselves. Only two kinds of people exist in this world: those who steal ... and those who are stolen from. So then, today I just stole your future. That's all. '
- Ciel Phantomhive

'moping around with sadness and sorrow ... what will come of it? Even dead people can do that. However, I'm going to live and stand with my own two feet. If we are going to die one day, is not it better to die without regrets? '-Ciel phantomhive

Reject common sense to make the impossible possible!

"I see so many things in Similar sakura mikan of Gakuen Alice and Sawada Tsunayoshi of KHR . The bad grades, clumsiness, everything! Look, they have brown hair, brown eyes and a petite figure! Sometimes I even wonder if they are twins separated in birth ... '- me

'Illusion ... or real illusions. Within the illusions hide real illusions ... from the real illusions, the illusions are created. Within the truth hides the lie ... within the lie hides the truth. That is the Mist '-Rokudo Mukuro

'The word "discipline" is something that I would not give up, no matter what. But its not Because It is my pride that I will not give it up. Its because i can not give it up, that's why its my pride'-Hibari Kyoya

'Both hands to the front! Raise left hand! Raise right hand too! Haaaaa OPEN! ' -Fran.

'Anyone older than me is an enemy.' Gokudera hayato

'There's no time. Just do what he says for now. If he's lying, then we'll just blow his brains out. 'Reborn

'To increase of the flame of the ring is to be pissed off' Hibari Kyoya

'Lal Mirch: Mind your own business, I can do it.Hibari: If you want to die, then DIE. Ryohei: Hibari! How can you be so ruthless! '

'Reborn: A lion, to Strengthen it's young, will push his cubs off a cliff. * kicks Tsuna * And when the cub climbs back up, kick it down again * kicks Tsuna again * and throws rocks down at them! Tsuna: GYAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! * silence * Reborn: Rest in peace. '

'Lal Mirch: was there anything you did not get so far? Yamamoto: er ... umm ... actually ... I did not understand anything you've said. Tsuna: he said it! Lal Mirch: * walks up to Yamamoto * Yamamoto:? * Yamamoto hits a flying * Lal Mirch: Understand! Tsuna: Yamamoto!!! Lal Mirch: remember everything I've said and repeat it to yourself until you understand it. Tsuna. She's the devil. '

"Pride is not something you can surrender. But it is not pride that I do not surrender, I do not surrender therefore i am proud. ' Hibari Kyoya

"It is the sky, that Allows the cloud to move about freely. But someday, I will even bite up the sky itself" Hibari Kyoya

"Little animal .. Your face is dull right now ... Watch my ... fight! ' Hibari Kyoya

"No one can restrain me with logic." Hibari Kyoya

"Wrong, you didn t even get one Syllable right. "Hibari Kyoya

"It s not that I can t drink, I just choose not to." Hibari Kyoya

'No matter how important you say the rings are ...

The Vongola ...

Becoming the next boss ...

I will never fight for those things.

But I will fight to stop ... My friends from getting hurt! ' Tsuna

'I consider everything that happened to be precious moments of my life.

the pain.

The Suffering.

The fun ...

And I am here right now, Because everyone was there for me.

I could not have accomplished anything by standing still, without anybody's help.

I treasure every moment I have spent here.

Unlucky?

I feel pretty lucky.

This is my resolve. ' Tsunayoshi Sawada

'I do not care who I have to fight? If he rips my arms out, I'll kick him to death? If he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death? If he rips my head off , I'll stare him to death! And if he gouges out my eyes, I'll curse him from the grave! Even if I'm torn to shreds I will take Sasuke back! ' Naruto

'I am a relic they want to get rid of, so why do I exist and live? In order to exist you need a purpose, to exist for no reason is the same as being dead ... I would love only myself and fight for only myself. If all other people exist to magnify that love, then there is no more a splendid universe than this one ... ' Gaara

'* inheritance ceremony, simon island, battling Adelheid *

Hibari: hey there, little animal. Where's the other one? The other little animal that ran wild during the inheritance ceremony?

Gokudera: what?

Tsuna: the other one ...?

Reborn: he means enma.

Adelheid: let's get this straight. despicable That Vongola boss is nothing like the boss simon, enma! Do not you dare group them together!

Hibari: is there any difference, ecology-wise? '

'Whether you accept my invitation or not ... you're going to burn in hell. 'Bermuda

'To believe, or not to, that is the question. But I do wonder ... is that even important?' Me

'To say such lies ... Do you feel guilt? Even a wanted criminal will feel guilt for the things he had done, but you? You never feel guilt. You never care about us. Who are you to say such things? ' Me

1. mukuro
2. Hibari
3. Tsuna
4. Colonnello
5. Reborn
6. Fon
7. Fran
8. Byakuran
9. Gokudera
10. Enma
11. Bel
12. Squalo

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

I'd die of laughter before it. period.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

...Colonnello? hell yeah, bitches.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

... Squalo and Byakuran..Nope, too creepy.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

You don't know how many fics i have read.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

they're family for god's sake! unless you say it's incest. Now we're talking.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

...or. i can't think of rebornX gokudera and rebornXenma... rebornXenma.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Fran will have to learn about the bird and the shark from them.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic

God, no, just no. its the battle of the two ukes...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

...maybe. i haven't seen it...yet.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

"The apple and the shark."

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

...none. zilch.

12) Does anyone of your friends read Three het?

...what is a het?

13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven

...maybe.

14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five ?

hibari/colonnello/reborn? WTF are you talking about?

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

...'i am the earth"?

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

What the hell. and i"ll make byakuran sing it to shoichi. trust me.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: randomness here.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

...u talking about uke, then we are sticking with uke.

19) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

wait, so

'Mukuro and Gokudera are in a happy relationship(that is so wrong...) until gokudera suddenly runs off(yeah, you do that and i will get mukuro) with colonnello. Mukuro, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with bel(?) and a brief unhappy affair with Squalo( what is wrong with this..), then follows the wise advise of(shudders, is he the one to get advises from?) reborn and find true love with hibari.'

I am not going to make a fic like this.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), AkatsukiOfNight (USA), HibiscusAngel15 (USA), YuiKudo (Italy), CrystalAquaCrimson27 (Philippines), death angel alice(Indonesia)

If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and past this on to your profile and add your name to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly Marie Fowl, MajorSamanthaCarter, Sailor-TimeLord, Insane Tara, HibiscusAngel15, YuiKudo, CrystalAquaCrimson27,death angel alice

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie kindalkiddwashere AkatsukiFreak31, Lady Yuuki,deixsaso, obsidianLight16, Rengoku Akashi, LolAvatarWolfs, AkatsukiOfNight, HibiscusAngel15, YuiKudo, CrystalAquaCrimson27, death angel alice

Anime Lovers...

Real Anime Lovers: Know at least more than 10 series.
Fake Anime Lovers: Knows only naruto.

Real Anime Lovers: Learn japanese from watching anime.
Fake Anime Lovers: Don't even bother to learn japanese.

Real Anime Lovers: Are secretly dating one of the anime characters.
Fake Anime Lovers: Don't even know the characters names!

Real Anime Lovers:Know almost 10 song opening lyrics in japanese
Fake Anime Lovers: Wouldn't probably bother to even listen to a song.

Real Anime Lovers: Have at least 1 Manga.
Fake Anime Lovers: Claim they have more Manga than you.

Real Anime Lovers: Were born to adore anime.
Fake Anime Lovers:Claim to have known anime for their entire lives.

Real Anime Lovers: Cry when a character dies.
Fake Anime Lovers: Think the show you watch is very strange.

Real Anime Lovers: Would join in forums and discussions.
Fake Anime Lovers: Would keep scrolling.

Real Anime Lovers: Has a Fanfiction account and active.
Fake Anime Lovers: Has no idea what Fanfiction is and if he/she ever reads one, they will think of it as a canon!

It's not a comic book, it's "Manga."

It's not a cartoon, it's "Anime".

It's not gay, it's "Yaoi".

It's not lesbian, it's "Yuri".

It's not porn, it's "Hentai".

It's not erotic, it's "Ecchi".

It's not pedophile, it's "Lolicon".

It's not slutty, it's "Fan Service".

It's not costume, it's "Cosplay".

It's not a dating show, it's "Harem".

It's not a fetish, it's "Moe".

It's not a bipolar, it's "Tsundere"

It's not a drawing, it's "Doujinshi".

It's not a schizophrenic girl, it's "Yandere".

It's not Chinese animation, it's "Japanimation".

Most importantly...

I'm not a geek, I'm an "Otaku" and I'm very proud of it, thank you very much.

Post this in your profile if you are a true anime lover!!

Birth Months:

JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

GENDER QUIZ:

YOUR GUY SIDE:

[X] You love hoodies.
[X] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[X] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[X] You've played with/against boys on a team.(I lost...)
[ ] Shopping is torture.( If its with your mother, yes...)
[X] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own/ed an X-Box.
[X]Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.(...)
[ ]At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[X] You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.(DS!!Mine broke...)
[ ]You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.(dafuq?)
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own about a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to high school football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.(NO,it makes my feet hot.)
[X] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.(I'm socially awkward... but my friends say otherwise...)
[X] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[X] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[X] Sports are fun (not all of them though)
[X] Talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] Sleep with your socks on at night(never.)

TOTAL: 11

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

[X] You wear lip gloss/stick.
[X] You love to shop.
[X] You wear eyeliner.(forced to...my eyes were too small.)
[X] You wear the color pink (Sometimes)
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[X]You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[X] You like wearing jewelry.(HELL YEAH!)
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[X] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.( I waste a lot of money when I'm shopping.)
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.(I don't know the movie...)
[X] You were in gymnastics/dance.(Christmas concerts...)
[ ] It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.(10 minutes or so.)
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.(I don't really smile...)
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[X] You care about what you look like.(yes.)
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[X] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[X] You love the movies.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
[X] Like being the star of everything.

TOTAL: 12

Your Loli/Shota side:

[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You love sweets and cute things.
[X] You are often confused and lost in conversations with your friends.
[ ] You blush simply thinking of sexual things.
[X] People often call you cute.
[X] You care a lot about your friends.
[X] You embarrass yourself a lot with silly question or statements.
[ ] You like bright, soft colors.
[ ] You enjoy listening to cute, sweet, gentle songs.
[X] You add things to the end of your friend's names (such as "-chan" or "-y", i.e. Hime = Himey).(Otaku friends... I do that to them...)
[ ] People often say "aww" when you've done something clumsy/silly.
[X] You like anime/movies about romance, love and friendship.

Total: 7

Your Tsundere side:

[X] You come off as tough and confident on the outside, when you are actually soft and emotional on the inside.
[X] You often hide your true feelings for someone.
[X] You are caring but deny it when someone tells it to you.
[X] You are protective.
[ ] When someone bugs you, you tell them right away strongly, but are still on the inside worried that you've hurt them.
[ ] You are easily embarrassed.
[X] Compliments make you feel awkward and you always deny them.
[ ] You tease and bully the one you love to hide your feelings.
[X] You can be violent at times.
[ ] You may hurt people a lot, but regret it right away.
[ ] When people say Thank You, you often reply by saying it was for yourself.
[X] You never cry in front of others.

Total: 7

Your Yandere side:

[X] You are often loving, caring, sweet - until someone upsets you badly.
[ ] When angry, you normally hide it until the time for revenge is right.
[ ] You can at times, be obsessive.
[ ] People have said you are "two-faced"
[X] People tell you you're nice, but can be creepy at times.
[X] You scare the crap out of your friends when you get upset.
[ ] People find it weird to see you anything other than gentle and smiling.
[ ] When you're upset, sometimes you still smile, even when saying something harsh.
[ ] You can get very violent.
[ ] You love to help people, but often love to help yourself more.
[X] You like slow, sweet, but twisted songs.
[X] You like colors like dark blue or light red.

Total: 5

Your Kuudere side:

[ ] You don't show your emotions to others.
[X] You hide your true feelings.
[X] When you become close to someone, you slowly open up.
[X] Although you don't show it, you are easily made happy.
[X] You care for others a lot, still you don't show it.
[X] People think you are mysterious.
[X] You can be shy.
[ ] You aren't very loud, rather silent.(...I'm loud and I'm silent...)
[X] You know who to trust and who not to.
[ ] You choose your friends wisely.
[X] You like simple colors, like light purple or white.
[X] You are rather mature.

Total: 9

Your Dandere side:

[X] You are a shy person.
[ ] You are quiet and don't speak up for yourself.
[ ] You look down instead of straight forwards when walking.
[ ] You sometimes go to extreme levels just to get out of public speaking.
[ ] You have stage fright.
[X] You are stoic and not very open.
[ ] You hide yourself with your hair at times.
[ ] Your face starts boiling when speaking with others.
[ ] You speak very quietly in case you say something silly or you sound weird.
[ ] You are afraid of meeting new people.
[X] You are a hard worker.
[X] You do not have as many friendships as others, but those you do have, you cherish very much.

Total: 4

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself (...)
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand( I looked for my fan but I realised that it was in my pocket...)
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (percussion master...)
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name(...I do this often...)
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else( I thought it was my father...)
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were(sometimes...)
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny (...)
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story and I've gotten myself confuzed when trying to explain something
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth