Pepsi or Coke?

Pepsi, bet no one was 'pecting that.

Soda or Juice?

Juice soda, you know like Orange or Strawberry or... well you get the point.

Pulp or No Pulp?

It depends on what I'm eating at the time; but mostly pulp.

7up or Sprite?

7up; they are not the same thing, so why... should I have to choose. I guess it really depends on if I want to go to the store or not; growing up taught me to always keep Sprite in the house, in case of sickness.

Strawberry or Blueberry?

Strawberry, I mean, they aren't even 'blue'.

Yellow or Purple?

Purple

Blue or Green?

Green

Rock or Rap?

Rock

Hip Hop or R&B?

R&B, that's been mutated into Hip Hop is some funny sh-... stuff.

Tv or Movies?

Movies on the Television. They say a good author grabs his readers by making them feel the emotion of his words... can you people feel the sarcasm, in my words? Even a little?

Scary or Comedy

Comedy, unless my girlfriends over. Because I have a girlfriend... and we watch movies. Pfft. Shut up.

Books or Magazines?

Again two totally-completely different things. Who the hel-... heck, made this thing?

Night or Morning?

Night

Kisses or Hugs?

Hugs while kissing, pery joke.

Life or Death?

Life, for fear of getting EMO-tional

Bicycle or Motorcycle?

Motorcycle, then I don't have to work.

Up or Down?

What goes up must come down... so down.

Noise or Silence?

Silence. For some reason when ever I think of noise, I think, 'eleven ka-jillion people scream off stupid crap in my ear is noise'.

Run or Walk?

Am I the only one who walks after a run? You know, to slow down the beat of my heart?

Burger King or McDonald's?

Neither, I like being healthy.

I take no pleasure in admitting that this might offend people, but I'd like to take the time and get a tiny, very small, micro-sized bit serious.

Everyday of the years hundreds, maybe even thousands, of people in America (millions around the world) go without food, but what I find scary is that... "More die in the United States of too much food than too little." So says John Kenneth Galbraith.

Apples or Bananas?

Bananas, but I like the song 'Apples and Bananas' that we used to sing in music class.

Mexican or Italian Food?

Italian.

I'm going to requote myself here, so please feel free to skip-to 'Winter or Summer.'

"Everyday of the years hundreds, maybe even thousands, of people in America (millions around the world) go without food, but what I find scary is that... 'More die in the United States of too much food than too little.' So says John Kenneth Galbraith."

Winter or Summer?

Winter, when it's hot you can only take so much off (pervy joke).

Spring or Fall?

Spring, I hate cleaning my yard of leaves. Plus during spring it's not so cold that you can't go to the pool without freeze, or to hot that you can't go to the pool without turning to ashes.

Chocolate or Candeh?

It's spelt/spelled candy, Dumbass.

Chicken or Beef?

Chicken when I'm not eating beef and beef when I'm not eating chicken.

Left or Right?

Left on a one way, right on a one way.

Doritos or Cheetos?

Cheetos, the crunchy not the puffy.

Veggies or Fruits?

Fruits

Smoke or Drink?

I have to choose! Aw man, I'm getting stressed. I'm in need of a smoke.

Cold or Hott?

Cold, because I've never heard of HOTT before, dumb-ass.

Jason or Freddie Kruger?

Alive, I like being alive, haven't mentioned that before?

Weird or Normal?

Weird, normal is what weird people call themselves when they feel in sync with the rest of the world.

Male or Female?

Female, I like females.

Elmo or Ernie?

Ernie, everyone I know bashes on Ernie. Jerk-wads.

School or No School?

School, I like having my brains in my head, and not in my bal-... Hey look! Next Question.

Meat or Fish?

Meat, I think of fish and see this big scary-as-butt-ugly shark, that wants to eat me.

Long or Short Nails?

Short, I still have scars from when my ex got... carried away.

Hot Fudge or Caramal?

Caramel-hot-fudge.

Halloween or Christmas?

Christmas, I never liked Halloween, I never got to trick-or-treating, 'cause all the dumb-little-fu... jerks would come to my house and my parents wanted me to help.

Pizza or Spagetti?

Spagetti on Monday and pizza on Friday.

Scream or Cry?

Scream, I hate crying. Just so you know, I'm not afraid to, cry I mean, I just don't like feeling pathetic.

Camera or Digital Camera?

Dumbass, why am I still filling this out you ask? No-flipping-idea.

DvD or VhS?

I like watching the VHS first, and then watching the remastered version DVD. You get the experience of a good movie twice, and you might see something the second time around that you didn't the first.

Roses or Lillies?

Roses, my best-friend is allergic to roses, so I put them in my room to keep her out. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pickles or Cucumbers?

Once more, not the same thing.However, I like pickles on my food, and cucumbers on my snack plate.

Love or Hate?

Love, what the hel- heck, kinda' question is that. Honestly.

Chocolate or Vanilla?

Chocolate candy. Vanilla ice cream.

Latte or Expresso?

Neither, gross.

Outside or Inside?

Inside, pervy joke.

Evil or not Evil?

NOT. I am a perfect little boy scout. What, don't you believe me?

Clean or Dirty

Dirty, pervy joke.

Bad or Good?

Good. I really am a perfect little boy scout. Honest, you don't have to ask the same stupid question over and over and over and over and over and over... find I'll shut-up. Jerk-wads.

Sunrise or Sunset?

Not the same thing! Although, I'm usualy already in bed by sunrise and still in set by sunset. I can't remember the last of either I've consciously seen. I work the night shift, most of the times.

Truth or Lies?

Truth,

Britney Spears or Christina Aguliara?

Who?

Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Who?

Beyonce or Ashanti?

Who?

Eminem or 50 Cent?

Neither

Simple Plan or Good Charolette

Both

Green Day or Blink 182?

Green Day

Nivana or System of The Down?

System of The Down

Korn or Incubus?

Korn

Apples or Oranges?

Oranges

Teacher or Student?

Student

Rich or Poor?

Rich

Sports or Reading?

Reading about Sports

Cookies or Cake?

Cookies

Town or City?

Town

Birds or Horses?

Birds

Cats or Dogs?

Dogs

Monkeys or Penguins?

Penguins

Rain or Snow?

Snow is frozen rain

Sun or Moon?

Moon

Tattoos or Piercings?

Tattoos

Smart or Dumb?

Smart

Aol or Msn?

What?

Cd's or Mp3 Players

Mp3 Players

Baked or Mashed Potaoes

Mashed

Motel or Hotel?

House

Cars or Buses?

Cars

Trains of Planes?

Trains OF Planes, what the hell...

Forks or Spoons?

Forks

Family Guy or Simpsons?

Smipsons

South Park or Spongebob?

South Park

Money or Love?

Love Money

Hamburgers of Hotdogs?

Hamburgers OF Hotdogs, one times funny, two 's a dumbass.

Nachos or French Fries?

Nachos

Blue or Green Eyes?

Blue, eyes infused with Mako Energy

Blonde or Brunette?

I’m not even going to dignify that with an answer

Labels or No Labels?

Labels…

Converses or Etnies?

What? Oh you mean shoes, TO GOOGLE! Etnies

Pen or Pencil?

Pencil

Beach or Pool?

Pool

Dolphins or Whales?

Dolphins

Drums or Guitars?

Drums

Salt or Pepper?

Salt AND Pepper

Basketball or Football?

Football

Soccer or Baseball?

Soccer

Snowboard or Ski?

Snowboard

Skittles or Starbursts?

Starbursts

Finding Nemo or Shrek?

Finding Nemo

Halloween or Nightmare on Elm Street(movies)?

Neither

Sausage or Bacon?

Bacon

Skateboard or Rollerblades?

Rollerblades

Ferris Wheel or Rollercoaster?

Ferris Wheel

Wet or Dry?

Wet

Circus or Carnival?

Is there a difference

John Kerry or George Bush?

I’m not even going to waste my time with a political view

Bath or Shower

Bath with a shower