Okay...to begin...I know the word "coffee" in six languages. Not that I actually know six different languages...just the word "coffee"...

Erm...anyway.. I love Garfield, Green Acres, and MacGyver...but that was kinda obvious.

I'm also working on a highly afflicted Harry Potter fanfic..if Harry Potter were American. It's very bizarre, and rather scary...my mind has twisted a bit since Green Acres' toaster... but then again, my Leave it to Beaver fanfic-dud was a bit odd, so I guess I couldn't've changed that much. (cackles) (puts LitB fanfic on todo list)

So, concerning my other odd works, please read and, if you haven't run off screaming by the end, please review. =)

Oh, but please keep criticism constructive, not vague, because the latter really doesn't help much. Thank you. =D

1/31: Thank you to the reviewer who cleared me up on the Mary Sue (shudders) stereotype. And don't worry...this is only the first chapter.. (cackles)

6/30: I pulled the Trigun fanfic because, well, it was getting pretty weird...and not the good kind, either.

3/27: I got the infamous "Blue Screen of Doom (Death)". I was just about to finish AHP Chapter Four, too, when it was deleted, along with a bunch of other files. So, Chapter Four's publication will be delayed a little while longer while I rewrite the whole thing. Lesson: ALWAYS back up your fanfics/fanfics in progress.

12/12/07: Oh snap! I actually uploaded the fourth chapter of American Harry Potter! O.O