Temari might not have counted cards, but she could always tell which ones he held. ...A collection of various one-shots and anecdotes. Themes and ratings vary. ShikaTema.

A collection of oneshots centered on Shikamaru and Temari's lives post chapter 699. Contains some Shikadai

/SasuSaku/ Sex, with them, had never just been about the pleasure—it was about the connection. Making love to each other had always been the only way they felt utterly unified. Smut Anthology.

Sakura and Tenten –FBI Agents– are on a vital mission to eradicate one of America’s largest and most feared Mafia Gangs. Sakura has no memory of her past. What happens when she come face to face with Sasuke Uchiha who is in charge of the gang? LEMONS, etc

So, dating wasn't exactly their thing, but that didn't mean they weren't good, well, GREAT at other things. A series of one-shots describing moments in Shikamaru and Temari's relationship. Rated M.

Months of not seeing each other plus their anniversary lands on the day of the chuunin exams. Temari couldn't believe her luck. Oh wait, Shikamaru, what are you planning? [Shameless smut]

o86: Today, as an anniversary surprise, Sakura set up a small scavenger hunt for me. She tied roses with love letters across town for me to find, which would ultimately lead me to the ending surprise. It should have been easy. It wasn't. FML.

Sasuke Uchiha has decided that his second wife will be someone intelligent, sensible and independent. He already had the perfect candidate. The only problem was Sakura Haruno refuses to say yes. AU.

[AU]She worked as a servant for the Uchiha family. There, she catches the eye of a certain Uchiha, and both of them fall accidentally in love. [SasuSaku. Minor NejiTen, ShikaIno, and NaruHina] DISCONTINUED, adopted by shipperfreak

"Hello" The word rolled off her tongue like it was the first time she ever spoke it, "I'm here for an appointment under the name Haruno." She didn't even need to finish her sentence everyone in the shop knew about her, she had numerous tattoos to prove it

*UPDATED*Night-wing had it all his wife Raven and their unborn child, till Slade took it all away. Desperate to have them back once more he travels back in time foregoing any danger that time traveling might have on his time or that of the past heroes.

The renowned Hyuuga prodigy lay idly on his bed staring at the ceiling of his quarters, the most vulnerable he'd ever been. Thoughts crowded his head as they did during moments like these. The slightest mistake caused an avalanche of events and the bombardment of feelings he'd never felt before. What was this strange feeling? Why did it make him so dangerous?

AU. A version of how Lily Evans and James Potter would have met if they were only two university students in a world where magic and Hogwarts didn't exist.

Sequel to Bond Problems and five years into the future. Why does she always have to ruin his life? Especially the one that he and Rachel are making together?

"Mum!" James snapped, apparently on the verge of hysteria. Running his fingers through his hair he looked down at his smug mother with wide eyes. "Y-You...What did I tell you about talking to Hogwarts students? And, oh God, you had to talk to Lily!"

The Marauders are tired of Lily's constant interruption of their midnight activity with the girls. That is, until they find out Lily's Secret. Then it's time for blackmail. "Revenge is an ugly word. We'd like to call it- getting even" JL. AU. RR!

Raven and Robin struggle to rebuild their lives and family after his abrupt desertion years ago. The only problem? She's married to Garfield Logan now. RaeRob. Rated just in case. *Formerly "Will You Take Me Back?"*

At the end of their sixth year, James and Lily came to an agreement. He'd stop chasing her and she'd stop hating him. Now, as Heads of Hogwarts, seventh year brings the two closer then she'd ever imagine, and Lily is beginning to wonder if she's too late.

Oneshot: Sasuke and Sakura locked in a room together. No plot, just sex. Heavy M. Consider yourself warned.

It started with Lily not being able to play piano, and ended with her wanting a tattoo. In between, James unintentionally reveals his own tattoo, Lily removes his shirt and sleeps in his bed, James gets scared, and Lily throws rationality out the window.

Trigon the Terrible is taking over the world, and everyone is almost powerless to stop it. Only The Titans, the resistance, can stop him. They send Richard Grayson undercover to infiltrate, but then he meets Raven, Trigon's seductive daughter. AU Rae/Rob

Since the fateful night in sixth year, Lily and James had made no secret of their mutual loathing. But when their new positions as Heads forces them into unwilling cooperation, old wounds reopen and new truths are brought to light.

James and Lily start hijacking one another's rounds in order to sneak off to entirely inappropriate Hogwarts locales. LJSmut. Lemon.

He knew it was coming. That awkward moment where they had to look at each other, remember their time together, and look away embarrassed. It was always like that. After that brutal reunion, the moment had to come. That’s the way things are, he admitted.

"Of course. Why would I need to look at the pictures when I can just walk in on you in the shower?" "Get out pervert!" Sequel to "Cosmopolitan". CRACK. Smut. Whatever you wanna call it : GIFT for everyone who reviewed s Cosmo.

Sasuke, a sophomore in college, is digging through his room mate's things when he comes across a very dirty magazine. "Hey, Haruno, let's try this position first." How did she end up living with such a hormone driven, slob? Oneshot. CRACK.

"S-stop!" "Never. You're enjoying this too... admit it... Sa. Ku. Ra." "Ghhh… S-stop…" "You're so wet already…" "Ahhh…" "Looks like you enjoyed that too... I wonder..." "No! Oh god! Please! No no... NO—Ahhh!" -One shot LEMON! Enjoy! .

Not like my normal stories! Sakura's parents are gone for a week on spring break. Its time for Sasuke and her to experiment on the sex life. LOTS OF LEMONS! And yes they are ninjas!

Years after his desertion, Haruno Sakura realizes that she and Uchiha Sasuke never did have an ending. But on a stormy, rainy night, as she hangs on the verge of death, she realizes that they never had a beginning either.

A moment of impulse leaves Temari with a lifetime of responsibility and a confession to make. A story about women, accepting the paths of life that cannot be avoided. Shikamaru, Temari, and Yoshino-centric. Three-generation Nara

It's their last summer and the sexual tension has reached its peak, so Juli makes Bryce an offer. Juli/Bryce.

Cold excitement slithered down Sasuke's spine. It's her. She is the one he needs. SasuSaku AU Three-shot

Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.

Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku

Beneath her long fiery red hair lies a lonely girl. She's vulnerable, alone and doesn't quite fit in. Her parents died, she dealt with it. Her best friend ditches her, she deals with it. James Potter hating her...now that's a bit harder.

It was probably the best night of her life, but who knew that a one night stand would turn her life upside down in so many ways?

When Sakura becomes infected with a deadly poison, she must turn to one of her male teammates for a cure. That is, if she can handle the steamy antidote. Sasu/Saku

"I dropped my fork. Did he really just say that? Smehkaleen." The much awaited sequel to Molly Raesly's "Boyfriend."

"I'll make you moan, Sa-ku-ra." He breathes out each syllable of my name. How he says it reminds me of a threat...ON HIATUS.

What do you mean I have to pretend to be your fiancee, Robin? RobinRaven

Sakura is the hot girl of the school and Sasuke...the nerd that wears glasses and that everyone makes fun of? What happens when she comes to school early and discovers that the know-it-all is...hot! Well, make the stotic guy like her! Lemons. -Requested-

[Deleted]Despite his pride, can Sasuke finally get Sakura to understand that he can't live without her? Will she ever believe him? There's more to love than just lust and desire. And what's this? Sakura's engaged...to another man? God help him. SasXSak : Rated M!

Sasuke's student Sakura Haruno has a crush on him and it seems he can't help himself but to LOVE her. One shot story

An unexpected incounter leads to two old teamates reuniting only to be thrown into something beyond their control. .................SakuXSasu............Lemons...........

Robin has broken his leg in battle and is forced to spend 2 months on the couch in Titan tower. 60 days of angst, antics, fun, boredom and romance ensue.. rated M for language, RR, themes and sexual refs RobRae

SasuSaku. Sakura had no idea that her entire future depended on Uchiha Sasuke. The question is how do you tutor someone who only stares at your chest? Oneshot. AU

Princess Lily Evans of Tisbot is being forced to marry the Prince James Potter of Clowath. Prince James is willingly walking down the aisle. He soon realizes the pains of having a red tempered wife.

Sequel to Instinct Robin's decided to figure out just what Raven meant by 'that time of the month', but he might not be ready for what exactly he finds... Mind the RATING! UPDATE: Chapter 10-Completeness

Saku/Sasu Lemon, Yes I back with Sasuke and Sakura! Hooray! Sasuke catches Sakura in one of her most private moments. Rated M for Lemons! Review if you think it's next chapter worthy! Please and Thank You. Chapter 4 Added.

Straightening his glasses to make sure he was seeing things correctly, James was surprised to see that the shirtless picture of himself with very low trousers and eighteen abs was still staring back at him.

He said, "Don't cry, when you get better and come home, - I'll marry you." She was mindful, and came back. He forgot, and he found love. Can he remember, before she forgets? But true love however, is unforgettable. "Promise?" "Hnn." - SASUSAKU.

she started to like this James. This James was interesting. This James demanded more than a mutually superficial relationship. This James drew her attention." Lily falls for James - One shot.

This is what happens, when Gai and Lee get Tenten drunk...Of course, it was all Neji's idea...Yeah, right!

What would happen if Terra after joining Slade killed Robin during their fight. Robin is sent to hell and given another chance at life but can he deal with everything that will happen? RobinxRaven StarfirexOC, this story has been revived again.

What if Hogwarts held a Yule Ball during Lily and James' seventh year? What if Lily finally realized that she really did love James? This is not a song fic in any way. Rated M for some strong language, mild suggestiveness, sexuality, and a lemon. R&R. :

Tonight, after a particularly venomous fight, I find myself in a baron room signing an agreement to erase James from my mind forever. L/J

After being poisoned and forced to spend a passionate night together, how will Neji and Tenten keep the secret of byakugan safe?

As if Slughorn wasn't bad enough already, now you'll never be able to see him again without spontaneously combusting from shame.

/SasuSaku/ "I don't care if I throw my life away. If that's what it takes to make your life a little happier, and that this is exactly what you need to fulfill your dreams... then I don't care. Anything and everything for you, Sasuke-kun."

Jinx casts a love spell on Robin but Raven becomes the object of his affections. What's a girl to do when the man who's fallen head over heels in love with her doesn't 'really' love her? She tries to cope of course, but his kisses are distracting...

What starts out as a normal, administrative operation turns into a rather stimulating game. But who will the real winner be? Shika/Tema one-shot.

LJ. "They didn’t do it out of love. They were not in love, nor did they want to be. They barely knew each other. None of this was romantic, not even close. What they had together was purely business." R&R?

She was a good girl and I should have stayed away from her. It was the right thing to do but I wasn't known for doing the right thing. She had an innocent aura that made me want to taint her and it was just too tempting not to pursue. SasuSaku

Uchiha Sakura has to help her husband recover his memories after he got amnesia. It's hard when she has to be careful about the memories she has to reveal to him. Will her love for him prevail? -SasukexSakura-

Oneshots Collection -SasuSaku- Rating doesn't apply to every chapter: He had realized he had done the worst mistake of his life so far.

MatureContent: Here's an extra present, Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays! .. Feeling naughty anyone? 'She held his long length and leisurely began stroking it with her soft, warm tongue.'

He shot up from his position on the bed and walked briskly out of his room, he had to see her. Yes he was perfectly aware that it was nearing 4 o’clock in the morning, but he couldn’t care less. He had to see her. One-Shot. L/J

Hogwarts has an underground pasttime, a game that only the best and the wisest can play in… Patronus battling. The top dog of the game has a very unique patronus, a dragon. But no one knows who he is. LJ

James Potter and Lily Evans have the weirdest relationship in the school it's not a hatred, but also not a friendship, yet they spend a little too much time together... for obvious reasons. Rated R for sexual content, graphic sex scenes and language.

10 years after leaving Sakura, sasuke is,now back. But, one thing in mind Sakura has changed and her love intrest has died. Love triangles! Lemon, Lime SasXSak NejixSak NarutoXHinata LeeXSak A little Outta character, okay fine a bit more than a little. ha

I hate him. I hate everything about him. It was his Empire that destroy my home. It was him who made me become this: a whore. It was also him who made me fall in love with him. And I hate him for all of it. But I'm just the Prince's whore, his whore."

“What is your middle name?” A JPLE fanfic. Rated to be safe.

If I were asked to describe myself I would say: my name is Haruno Sakura. I am a senior. I have pink hair and green eyes. I am known through out the school as Sasuke's first girlfriend. I am also known as his first ex. SasuSaku EDITING

When Tenten is late for training, Neji goes to her house for revenge. But arriving, he learns the fun way that you must never try to wake Tenten up. RATED M FOR A REASON! I WROTE IT! I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! TentenxNeji Tenx heehee, i'm not telling!

Itachi has a child with a common whore, but when the woman dies giving birth, who will help him take care of his child? What will Sasuke think when he finds out who it is that is taking care of that child?

He vowed to protect her. Endure all pain for her. Erase all the hurt and tears. Just so she'd be able to smile again the next day until eternity. Because she's all worth it. AU. sasusaku.

James and Lily are heads, best of friends. What happens? One Shot. Review, please! A/N: Title has been changed. Used to be "She's in Love"

Tenten has banned sex from their bed for two whole months! See what happens when the ban is finally lifted. One Shot. MA! EXPLICIT MATERIAL!--READ-RELISH-REVIEW-- Yum Sum Series: Book One

James getts a rather intersting birthday present. WARNING: VERY SMUTTY

Complete AU:Sakura knew that Sasuke is her father's worst enemy. So, why won't temptation leave her alone? Fighting something that is inevitable is useless, so Sakura did things that seemed right. Succumbed to the power of lust. Heavy lemon. Mature reade

I want to be a cherry. A cherry. No I don't want to be some random cherry sitting on a random tree. I want to be a specific cherry. Why, you ask? Why would I want to be a cherry? Because she eats them everywhere. Constantly. And it's killing me.

A Christmas oneshot LJ Lily overhears her husband's disturbing dream and assumes he is determined to ruin Christmas

Sakura POV. There is a lot for Sakura to deal with as the time to take on Orochimaru draws nearer. She finds herself thrust right in the middle of the chaos...and pregnant.

Falling for him? That was Easy….Marrying him? That was Easy… Telling him she’s carrying his child? Not so Easy...Generation Two Now Included!Summary inside! [SakuxSasu, Sakuraxsasuke, sasusaku, sasuke sakura][Complete!]

Lily encounters Padfoot, Wormtail, Moony, and Prongs. Hilarity, romance, and possibly some illicit groping ensue.

James Potter was Hogwarts’ golden boy. The most popular, the best looking, with an everlasting quantity of arrogance. His life was a cliché. He treated me with indifference. In the past, he had reduced me to tears with his taunts. And yet I loved him. LJ.

A compromising situation forced Sasuke to marry Sakura. In their marriage, Sakura had a taste of hell. Sasuke made her life miserable. What will the pink haired girl do? When will she say enough is enough CHAP 6 TREPIDATION IS NOW UP R&R GUYS!

She was gone by the end of spring. [SasuSaku, a little ItaSaku, AU, and probably OOC]

They were married, he cheated they divorced. 3 years on, they are best friends but is that enough for either of them. LJ bfore Harry.

[ShikaTema] Temari has a problem: she wants to marry this guy, but he happens to belong to another hidden village. Shikamaru has a problem: he wants his girlfriend in his bed, but she keeps insisting that she lives somewhere else. How to fix this?

AU Slight OOC Uchiha Sasuke: rich, handsome, and... heir to an unwanted porn mag empire? See how he deals with flirty models, a rival mag, business in general, and his nerdy pinkhaired PA. SasuSaku Side Pairing: NaruHina DISCONTINUED

From the ナルト レモン Naruto Lemon Collection, イチャイチャタクティクス, Icha Icha Takutikusu Makeout Tactics Prequel. Tenten now has the perfect guy what more could she possibly want? How about showing Neji a darker side of herself?

Tomato kisses the best kind around. Random drabbles and oneshot collections. [SasuSaku]

Being best friends when young is easy, but the older you get the harder it is to stay friends. Can three people survive growing up as teens and beyond? [AU]

SasuSaku 'My...fairy god parent...' Sasuke raised a confused eyebrow. Sakura frowned. 'Do I look like a stupid fairy to you.' Well, the pink hair kind of threw him off. 'That's SO fictional! I'm your genie.'

All couples in Konoha are ordered to attend couples therapy, Sex therapy. How will Sasuke and Sakura take the advice that the ‘doctor’ gives them?And how the hell are they going to survive an enitire month of it!

Sakura Haruno is a highschooler attending her friend Ino's big dance party, which has a rather interesting theme, and a rather interesting dress code, and a rather interest boy attending. Better summary inside.

After one stupid missunderstanding when they were finally together, Sasuke tries to figure out what happened the 4 years he was gone, and can he win back Sakura's heart....Look inside to find out.... Lemons SasXSaku

High School, the never ending picture of every writer. The sound of chalk frictions on the board, the hoots of students during discussions, girls’ whisper when their crushed pass by and the boys’ obvious worship for the term “Hentai.”

James and Lily had a normal relationship, that of student and tutor. But that was before... And now? Well, they are still teacher and student but the roles have reversed, in a way no one would have suspected.

[AU SasuSaku] Sasuke and Monique are the most unmatched couple ever. His helpless friends watch him play the dating field, wishing he’d just fall in love and settle down. And then a pink haired girl and her friends walk into their lives...

Sequel to TIME AFTER TIME! READ TIME AFTER TIME FIRST! Takes place right after the prequel and will end with Lily and James's Death.

Ironic how love works. Sakura begged Sasuke to stay but he left her 6 years ago. Now, it's Sasuke's turn to beg for Sakura to stay. Will the timing ever work out for them? rated for sexual content in Ch. 9..2 versions of it

“Uchiha explain what you are doing here.” .........Sasu&Saku

Lily Evans is a beautiful teenage girl who is slowly crumbling on the inside thanks to her Fiancé. Can James save her? Can he see through her fake smiles? Or will he ignore her ever present tears...

Nara Shikamaru, genius concertmaster of the renowned Konoha Kokou orchestra, hates rock. Sabakuno Temari, talented bassist of punk rock band Sabaku, doesn't understand classical music. Two people, two complete opposites.

Sasuke uses his sin to get back to the mortal he used to love. [SasuSaku][sequel to Confessions of a Sinner]

Lily is lusting after James. She's turned on by his untidy hair & his honed chest. His pecs holds a special place in her heart. Taking the initiative she jumps him and then proceeds to fulfil her wildest desires but was it all just going to be a fantasy?

Contains Mild Violence, Langage, & Hilariously Perverse Situations as well as other Surprises. You have been warned! [ShikaTema] feat. NejiTen NaruHina SasuSaku Summary in ch.1 Drama: 3,6 & 7. Humor: All other chapters. Lemons: 1 for each couple

For Sasuke's birthday, he is bought a 'gift.' His gift turned out to be a woman who disobeyd his commands. She said she wanted her freedom but her eyes said otherwise

Lately it seems like everyone is leaving Sakura. So she resorts to suicide. The only thing that stopped her was two arms that wrapped around her. [LEMON] SasSak

Perhaps there was a deeper reason behind James’ fondness for his trusty old Invisibility Cloak, beside sneaking into Hogsmeade and wandering the castle past curfew? And why exactly will he not allow his girlfriend, Lily Evans, to wear it? One shot.

My romance masterpiece. Playing with kisses, emotions and death is always arousing...especially when the game is played by the sex god, Uchiha Sasuke. [SasuSaku] [prequel to Angels Still Fall from the Skies]

With a robbing, raping and murdering Bonnie and Clyde – duo on the run, Raven and Speedy are forced to play a newlywed couple and all the while, Robin is going crazy with jealousy. [RobinRavenSpeedy]

LJ Oneshot. She could hardly look at Harry anymore. His little wisps of black hair, now fuller and messier than when he was a newborn, reminded Lily too much of James. Where was James?

The line between love and hate is hazier than you'd think. [LJ oneshot.]

[COMPLETE!] At age 19, team 7 has gone thier seperate ways... what happens when they are united once again? And Sakura is engaged! How does Sasuke react? WARNING: includes sex, impiled seual activity & language. SASUSAKU SAKUOC NARUHINA

Completed....She needed an assistant..preferably female...what she got was not what she thought. enter the life of Raven Roth CEO of Trigon Publishing and her life as a mother....Wont say more.

Raven has a problem that she tries hard not to think about. Trouble is, it just keeps getting worse and worse and harder to ignore. This being in love thing is going to kill her. RobinRaven

ONESHOT! Raven and Robin(Nightwing) have a game they play when the other Titans are out. WARNING: Rated M for sexual situations! Do NOT read if you do not like the pairing or are offended by sexual content. I do not own Teen Titans. EDITED! 1/2016

[OneShot] Sakura thinks about her family, their personalities, interests, and her love for all of them. Sasusaku, with implied NaruHina, NejiTen, and ShikaIno.

Slightly AU, not really. Summary inside. Chapter 9 is FINALLY up. Pairings inside. Read, Review, Rejoice! Changed to R rating bc I went a little overboard on language. Oops!

[RaexRob] [Oneshot] She would realize, later, that falling in love with him had been nothing but an honest mistake.

[COMPLETE]Twelve days before Christmas Raven receives a gift from a secret admirer. And another the next day. And the next. Who's the admirer? [Raven x ]

Our favorite dark heroine has a slight obsession with the myserious lad on the team... oneshot RobinxRaven lime

Red X is Robin's alter ego. But when Red X starts to follow and seduce Raven, and Robin was accountable at all those times, what would the Titans do? Who is Red X? RobRav [Finished]