E. Villainhide bio
Author has written 2 stories for Misc. Books, and Cyberchase. Not gonna lie, I like slash a lot. I like writing it too, but my work ethic is terrible so I have a bazilion stories that are about a page long and unfinished. I've been trying to improve my writing so I see fanfics as writing exercises. I'm also one of those people that takes puncuation, grammar, and style very seriously. Just because it's a fanfic you wrote in your spare time doesn't mean it can't be written well. Just a side note, my Cyberchase and Catcher in the Rye stories are real old. I keep them here for posterity. I really do need to upload something new... Links to My Version of Cyberchase character sketches: PLEASE NOT, ALL PICTURES HAVE BEEN REMOVED. They sucked ass, guys, really. If I still feel like it I'll make others. |
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Unoriginality 1: An Original Trainer Story by Farla reviews
Meet Kazikami, the blue haired seventeen year old just starting her journey, and others! Totally and utterly original, really! No cliches here! Chapter 30: Pokemon Picking.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,821 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/31/2017 - Published: 4/22/2005
The Little Things by martinique reviews
Part 1 done, Part 2 WIP 5 years later, Konoha is gone. How do Sasuke, Naruto and Gaara survive with each other when precariously on edge? yaoi. SasuNaru, GaaNaru. Lemon. Part 2: New and old foes haunt Naruto & Sasuke - is Naruto losing his mind?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,874 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Classic vs Rock by Genghis Khan reviews
Artemis Fowl the Second can handle saving the world: a few times. However, now he has to manage being friends with a boy whose family, fellow roommates, and pets are all but out to kill him and Artemis. Life as a teenager never seemed so complicated.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,532 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Artemis F.
Learning Curves by MidniteMarauder reviews
During their fifth year at Hogwarts, Neville embarks on a rather personal journey while Ron struggles to overcome his Quidditch demons. [RonNeville slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,837 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Neville L., Ron W. - Complete
The Worst Pokemon Fanfiction Ever by Psychoswordlady reviews
Want to read the worst slash ever written? Freakish OOCness, crappy Sues and horribly written copypasta battle scenes? Then this fic has everything you need! Rated for language, violence and definite adult situations, including yaoi and Gary selfshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,743 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 12/6/2006
Guns, Sex and Space Fighters by ArtysSexKitten reviews
AU It's the year 3846. Earth is a wasted dump and humans now live in space collenies scattered around the universe. Butler is a warrior turned Bounty Hunter. Artemis is a murdrer with a price on his head. OOC and Slash umong other things R&R 8th chap UP!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,856 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Artemis F., Butler
A Centaur Can Love Too Ya Know by ArtysSexKitten reviews
The super genius' of AF start to fall for one another! It's bliss for them, but what of everyone else? How will the rest of the gang take the news? Not that it matter's : Warning SLASH, R&R! Chap 10 UP!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,839 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Artemis F., Foaly
Tidings of Little Comfort and Questionable Joy by The Treacle Tart reviews
Will Harry and Severus put their difference aside long enough to grant Remus his Christmas wish? Yes and no. SSRL and HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,646 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Can Never Forget by Cr33pyLasagna reviews
SEQUEL TO REVENGE IS SO SWEET Draco is overwelmed with shock about being raped and that Potter sold him out. He's more pissed than he was before. SLASH! VIOLENT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,513 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Trapped in a Nightmare II: Unreality by teenyyogini reviews
Part 2/2. After finally finding love in each other, Jack and Ralph have been separated once more. Will they be able to stay together despite being so far apart? Ralph, Jack, OCs slash.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,789 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Complete
Dance or something like it by Sacai fighter reviews
Angeline Fowl, beloved mother of teenage genius Artemis Fowl, is giving a ball. The only problem is that her son can’t dance. Unexpected help presents itself. Very, very slightly SLASH, mostly just humour. AB
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Artemis F., Butler
Possession by Chesiere Cat reviews
Sasuke, now a 16 year-old ANBU gets a mission to track down the Akatsuki hideout. But during the mission, in order to save Naruto's life, he gets captured. This leads to something much more than he has ever bargained for. Yaoi. Incest. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,641 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Away from the Clock by Fabulist reviews
Twenty years after being rescued from the island, Ralph has a chat with his therapist
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 3/20/2002 - Complete
Animal by Countess Plays-In-The-Rain reviews
Ralph begs for his life and is spared. Three years after his capture, Ralph feels his humanity slipping away and wonders if he made the right decision. JackRalph
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,642 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 7/19/2004
Uzumaki Spiral by remuus reviews
[SasuNaru] [AU-ish] Falling in love is a like a spiral; you keep going in circles, but with each moment, you fall closer toward the center, and each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,459 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 11/29/2004
Beasts Within by GuruBishisama reviews
AU; The military has gained awareness of Yeerk presence on earth. However, parts of the military are still infested by the Yeerks. Now, when a world war spawned by aliens is brewing, 5 humans and a free Hork-Bajir Seer are the only ones able to stop it. (
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2005
Revenge Is So Sweet by Cr33pyLasagna reviews
Draco is PISSED at Harry. He wants revenge for getting his dad sent to Askaban. He is determined to make his life a living hell. Slash! STRONG R! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,048 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Changing Channels by The Treacle Tart reviews
SLASH - A new business venture sparks an old rivalry…and hits primetime. RW-DM COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Trapped in a Nightmare I by teenyyogini reviews
Part 1/2. 6 long years after their island rescue, Jack and Ralph find themselves trapped in each other's lives once more. Something special reawakens from their reunion and what began as a simple bet may just turn into something more... Ralph/Jack/OC
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,319 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Complete
When Insanity Stops by Dream4 reviews
Summary: At the end of Hermione’s fifth year, she feels depressed about all the stuff that has happened. One morning upon waking up, Hermione finds someone else in bed with her. And that’s the only the start of this interesting tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,164 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Sticks And Stones by Ayakaishi Fei reviews
Yuugi is an ordinary university student, with an alter ego who's in love with him, a bisexual room-mate with an overactive libido, an annoying fangirl, a bully and a pair of sex-obsessed stalkers. Oh, and his grandfather owns the university. SLASH DISCONTINUED
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,643 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 10/30/2003
The Journey Home by astral-monkey reviews
When Lord Voldemort was defeated he took Hermione with him. Now, seven years later, Ron has found a way to bring her back, but he needs Harry's help to do it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,268 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Tao of Diogenes by The Treacle Tart reviews
SLASH The war is finally over and two veterans meet again…for the very first time. RW-SS COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Severus S., Ron W. - Complete
Killing Lord Voldemort The Muggle Style! by gherkin reviews
Rated T for Terrific! A major Voldie bashing scare and adventure every chapter, guaranteed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2003 - Published: 10/28/2003 - Voldemort
Peanut butter, we got by Harriet Vane reviews
Immediately after ‘Serenity’ Mal and River get to know one another (NOT a M/R)
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2003
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My Version of Cyberchase reviews
Prepare yourself for everyone being turned into supermodels that basically just have sex one each other in later chapters anyway . Super old, the writing gets better. It's fun, I promise. still active, though not often
Cyberchase - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,796 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 3/31/2005
Ten Years Later reviews
This is a story I wrote for English and decided to put here. It takes place ten years after the original book The Catcher in the Rye took place. Rated for language.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2005