![]() Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Skulduggery Pleasant series. Hello people! Even though you're probably not wondering, here's a little about me: Favorite book series: Harry Potter (hence the name), Percy Jackson (Heroes of Olympus and Kane Chronicles, too), Fablehaven, Mysterious Benedict Society, Skulduggery Pleasant, Alcatraz, Sisters Grimm, and way too many others! Favourite type of music: Wizard Rock (duh!) Favorite bands: Ministry of Magic, Gred and Forge, Draco and the Malfoys, Oliver Boyd and the Remembralls, and the Parselmouths [Also, if you know what Starkid is, I'm just about as obsessed with that as Harry Potter.] Also, as far as real world music goes, I love Queen. Hogwarts House: Hmmmmm... Gryffindor, I'm pretty sure, but I don't trust House quizzes. I'm probably more of a Slytherdor. (Walking contradiction!) Favorite Hogwarts Professor: Remus Lupin (he is awesome!) I realised many of these things are quite obvious, due to my name, but it's not like I'm going to tell you my school and name or anything. Okay, so now I am going to add some non-Harry Potter things to my profile. :) Favorite School Subject: History Countries I've lived in: United States and Ireland (no telling where I am now, though... :)) Favourite Colours: Blue and Silver Least Favourite School Subject: Hmmmm...does Phys Ed count? If not, Maths. (Numbers confuse me) Weird Facts About Me: I really, really like old Disney movies (well, I guess not old, but '90's ones like Mulan and Hercules). I also have a ton of songs from those movies on my iPod. I actually like vegetables, which apparently isn't too common. I act a lot stupider than I am (being smart all the time is hard work, not to mention boring). Favorite After-school Activity: Choir! :) We practice once a week, which I personally think is WAY too little- my friends at choir don't go to my school, so I hardly see them! Favourite Ships: Ghanith. I really couldn't care less about anything else, but they are just too cute. Well, that's about it. :) Quotes: "That's the thing about people, I guess. They're like puzzles. You don't try to assemble them all at once, right? You start with the frame, and then you fill it in, piece by piece. It takes a lot of patience, a lot of frustration. Some puzzles are harder than others, require more of you. And sometimes, you find you never had all the pieces in the first place. That's when it's hardest, I think. Knowing you can't have all of a person. That there will always be some part of them that's hidden away, their picture forever incomplete." -Puck from The Bizarre Life and Times of Robin Goodfellow (Leslie Ann K- Fanfiction author) "What would you do if you weren't afraid?" -Haw from Who Moved My Cheese? (Spencer Johnson, M.D.) "Anastasia, sir. Wishing I could do the job for you, sir. I'd give her a HA! And a HI-YA! And a OOOOU-WA! And I'd kick her, sir." -Bartok from Anastasia (the movie) "We find you totally innocent, which is the worst crime of all." -Clopin from The Hunchback of Notre Dame “You can't judge the many by the actions of the few.” -Snow White from the Sisters Grimm (Michael Buckley) “'You ignorant little rodent! This isn't just an old book. This is the book of Everafter.' “'That's the coolest thing I've ever seen,' Puck said. “Save the people you love, who cares about the rest of the world?" -Uncle Jake from the Sisters Grimm (Michael Buckley) "I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." -Harry Potter (J. K. Rowling) "Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!" -Ron Weasley (I think) from Harry Potter (J. K. Rowling) "You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!" -Harry Potter (J. K. Rowling) "Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..." -Harry Potter (J. K. Rowling) "Warrington's aim's so pathetic I'd be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me." -Harry Potter (J. K. Rowling) "And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in." -Harry Potter (J. K. Rowling) "You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you." -Fred Weasley from Harry Potter (J. K. Rowling) "Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!" Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow 'F' on it, the other a 'G.' "You know, you really should watch your blood pressure. My nephew Izzy just keeled over one day, mid-mango. Stress, it's a killer, sir. And he was a fruit bat. No meat. No blood even." -Bartok from Anastasia (the movie) “Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned. “Dreams like a podcast, “I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. 'You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.'” -Percy from The Battle of the Labyrinth (Rick Riordan) "Green grass breaks through snow/ Artemis pleads for my help/ I am so awesome." -Apollo from the Titan's Curse (Rick Riordan) "Really let that seep in. What are you getting? Because to me, that's part man-smell, and the other part is really bad man-smell. I don't know why, but overall it just smells like the color brown. Your thoughts?" -Flynn Rider from Tangled (Disney) "I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder." -Flynn Rider from Tangled (Disney) "Mother Gothel: The Plague! Rapunzel: No! Mother Gothel: Yes!" -Tangled (From the song "Mother Knows Best") (Disney) "[Looking at Wanted poster] No... no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is bad, this is very very bad, this is really bad... They just can't get my nose right!" -Flynn Rider from Tangled (Disney) "Always." Snape from Harry Potter (J. K. Rowling) "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -Dumbledore from Harry Potter (J. K. Rowling) "To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." -Dumbledore from Harry Potter (J. K. Rowling) "There are all kinds of courage. It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends." -Dumbledore from Harry Potter (J. K. Rowling) "Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love. By returning, you may ensure that fewer souls are maimed, fewer families are torn apart. If that seems to you a worthy goal, then we say good-bye for the present." -Dumbledore from Harry Potter (J. K. Rowling) "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?" -Dumbledore from Harry Potter (J. K. Rowling) "Doors are for people with no imagination." -Skulduggery Pleasant (Derek Landy) “I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.” -Skulduggery Pleasant (Derek Landy) "I just want to let you know that I love you all. Even those of you that I don't like; that's you Beryl.” -Skulduggery Pleasant (Derek Landy) “Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives.” -Skulduggery Pleasant (Derek Landy) “'Are you going to shoot me?' Vengeous sneered. 'I wouldn't be surprised. What would a thing like you know about honor? Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' 'And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.'” -Skulduggery Pleasant (Derek Landy) “We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse." -Skulduggery Pleasant (Derek Landy) “'They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit,' Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. 'They've obviously never met me.'” -Skulduggery Pleasant (Derek Landy) "Vengeous scowled. 'As you can see,' he said, 'you are vastly outnumbered.' 'I usually am.' 'Your situation has become quite untenable.' 'It usually does.' 'You are within moments of being swarmed by these filthy creatures of undeath and torn apart in a maelstrom of pain and fury.' Skulduggery paused. 'Okay, that's a new one on me.'” -Skulduggery Pleasant (Derek Landy) “'So that plan worked out well.' 'Skulduggery, your entire plan consisted of, and I quote, "Let's get up close and then see what happens."' 'All the same,' he said, 'I think the whole thing worked out rather beautifully.'” -Skulduggery Pleasant (Derek Landy) “'Kindness suits you.' 'Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.'” -Skulduggery Pleasant (Derek Landy) “'Stairs,' Valkyrie said, disappointed. 'Not just ordinary stairs,' Skulduggery told her as he led the way down. 'Magic stairs.' 'Really?' 'Oh, yes.' She followed him into the darkness. 'How are they magic?' 'They just are.' 'In what way?' 'In a magicky way.' She glared at the back of his head. 'They aren't magic at all, are they?' 'Not really.'” -Skulduggery Pleasant (Derek Landy) “He looked at her. 'In order to finish, I'll have to have defeated six Infected, Dusk, and Vengeous himself.' 'Yeah. So?' 'The Infected I can manage.' She frowned. 'And Vengeous? I mean, you can beat him, right?' 'Well,' he said, 'I can certainly try. And trying is half the battle.' 'What's the other half?' He shrugged. 'Hitting him more times than he hits me.'” -Skulduggery Pleasant (Derek Landy) “Valkyrie patted Fletcher’s arm. 'Don’t worry,' she said. 'If the bad man comes, I’ll protect you.' “It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." -China Sorrows from Skulduggery Pleasant (Derek Landy) “'I need a weapon,' Valkyrie muttered. "We punch people, Valkyrie. That’s who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.” -Skulduggery Pleasant (Derek Landy) "'Can I just point something out?' Fletcher asked. 'That is an awful plan. On a scale of one to ten - the Trojan War being a ten and General Custer verus all those Indians being a one - your plan is a zero. I don't think it is a plan at all. I think it's just a series of happenings that are, to be honest, unlikely to follow on from each other in the way in which everyone's probably hoping.' “Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough.” -Tanith Low from Skulduggery Pleasant (Derek Landy) “'He could be a butterfly dreaming he's a man.' “Corrival looked around. 'So is this it? Is everyone here? Erskine, maybe you should start the ball rolling. I have places to go and things to do.' 'Me?' Ravel asked. 'Why do I have to start it? You're the most respected mage here. You start it, or Skulduggery.' Skulduggery shook his head. 'I can't start it. I don't like most of these people. I might start shooting.'" -Skulduggery Pleasant (Derek Landy) "The sparrow flies south for winter." -Skulduggery Pleasant (Derek Landy) Note: I just about doubled my quotes with just these Skulduggery Pleasant quotes. 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